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Re: Consolidated Joke Thread

Post by Laan Yaa Mo » May 28, 2024, 3:06 pm

Interesting....



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Post by Laan Yaa Mo » June 2, 2024, 3:24 pm

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Post by Laan Yaa Mo » June 3, 2024, 11:41 am

Yikes!

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Post by jackspratt » June 3, 2024, 8:51 pm

Your jokes have a certain sameness about them, Uncle. :-k

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Post by Laan Yaa Mo » June 3, 2024, 10:42 pm

I should have known you would catch on. You used to bring down that supporter of the Evertons quickly too.
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Post by Drunk Monkey » June 18, 2024, 10:47 am

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Post by jackspratt » June 18, 2024, 3:42 pm

Alan, please ... please... come back. 🙏🙏

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Post by 747man » June 19, 2024, 7:55 pm

Ahhhhhh !! Are YOU Missing Me, Jacko ?? :^o :^o :^o

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Post by jackspratt » June 20, 2024, 9:56 am

Not really, Jumbo - but I was hoping you could lift the standard of the jokes after the previous 2 efforts above. 8)

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Re: Consolidated Joke Thread

Post by Laan Yaa Mo » June 20, 2024, 10:16 am

747man wrote:
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Ahhhhhh !! Are YOU Missing Me, Jacko ?? :^o :^o :^o
I'm missing you and your soccer talk. You must be pleased with Scotland's 1-1 tie.
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Post by tinpeeba » June 20, 2024, 1:50 pm

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Re: Consolidated Joke Thread

Post by 747man » June 21, 2024, 8:09 pm

jackspratt wrote:
June 20, 2024, 9:56 am
Not really, Jumbo - but I was hoping you could lift the standard of the jokes after the previous 2 efforts above. 8)
Well You only have to see who posted the 2nd one.....It Was Mr.Scunny !! :lol: :lol:

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Post by Laan Yaa Mo » June 22, 2024, 9:05 am

747man wrote:
June 21, 2024, 8:09 pm
jackspratt wrote:
June 20, 2024, 9:56 am
Not really, Jumbo - but I was hoping you could lift the standard of the jokes after the previous 2 efforts above. 8)
Well You only have to see who posted the 2nd one.....It Was Mr.Scunny !! :lol: :lol:
That's a low blow from an athletic supporter of the scandal-ridden Evertons.
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Re: Consolidated Joke Thread

Post by 747man » June 22, 2024, 1:48 pm

Laan Yaa Mo wrote:
June 22, 2024, 9:05 am
747man wrote:
June 21, 2024, 8:09 pm
jackspratt wrote:
June 20, 2024, 9:56 am
Not really, Jumbo - but I was hoping you could lift the standard of the jokes after the previous 2 efforts above. 8)
Well You only have to see who posted the 2nd one.....It Was Mr.Scunny !! :lol: :lol:
That's a low blow from an athletic supporter of the scandal-ridden Evertons.
But, But,https://www.facebook.com/share/v/8bbzaQDYdMPJgSbn/
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