YOU Must be Colour BLIND Then it's NOT Lilac, It's PURPLE.....There is a HUGE Difference Youjackspratt wrote: ↑September 15, 2023, 8:14 pmNo doubt the line in various shades of lilac is one of the biggest sellers.
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"Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools speak because they have to say something." - Plato
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They Play it Canada but They call it SOCCER !!
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Don't understand all this wokeness , I got a mate who identifies as a block of butter, he's sounding like a right jerk.
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Does he spread this around?papafarang wrote: ↑September 16, 2023, 4:32 pmDon't understand all this wokeness , I got a mate who identifies as a block of butter, he's sounding like a right jerk.
I had a bumper sticker in Texas that read 'Beam me up Scotty'. I often wish I could find one in Udon Thani
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Claret n Blue all way thru .. Up the Iron
L2 Season 19/20 Codheads 0 Scunny 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2qrsItFUug
8 minutes is the point of lift off !!!!!!!
L2 Season 19/20 Codheads 0 Scunny 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2qrsItFUug
8 minutes is the point of lift off !!!!!!!
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Fighting with partner. I said I will fix that leak, I will, no need to remind me every 6 months
I had a bumper sticker in Texas that read 'Beam me up Scotty'. I often wish I could find one in Udon Thani
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Infernal UM censor! Here's the (almost) correct version.papafarang wrote: ↑September 16, 2023, 4:32 pmDon't understand all this wokeness , I got a mate who identifies as a block of butter, he's sounding like a right jerk.
Don't understand all this wokeness , I got a mate who identifies as a block of butter, he's sounding like a right nob.
You don't have to be afraid of everything you don't understand.
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As you sit in church this morning listening to the priest talking remember this post...
A young nun went to inform the Mother Superior that she was pregnant.
Mother Superior was furious. She said how did this happen?
The young nun said Reverend Mother It was Father O'Malley from the Catholic Church up the road,he lifted his cassock and showed me this thing which looked like a baby's arm holding a plum, and said it was Saint Peter, then he lifted my habit and pointed at my lady thing that looks like a cockerell's chin, and told me that it was the Gates of Heaven, and that Saint Peter needed to come into the gates of heaven to make me a good Christian and I believed him..
Reverend Mother was furious.
She said the lousy rotten bastard!.. He told me it was the Archangel Gabriel's horn and I have been blowing it every Sunday for 20 years!.........
You've really have got to keep an eye on these Catholic Priests....
A young nun went to inform the Mother Superior that she was pregnant.
Mother Superior was furious. She said how did this happen?
The young nun said Reverend Mother It was Father O'Malley from the Catholic Church up the road,he lifted his cassock and showed me this thing which looked like a baby's arm holding a plum, and said it was Saint Peter, then he lifted my habit and pointed at my lady thing that looks like a cockerell's chin, and told me that it was the Gates of Heaven, and that Saint Peter needed to come into the gates of heaven to make me a good Christian and I believed him..
Reverend Mother was furious.
She said the lousy rotten bastard!.. He told me it was the Archangel Gabriel's horn and I have been blowing it every Sunday for 20 years!.........
You've really have got to keep an eye on these Catholic Priests....
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Oh ! Those Oirish......
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Hope Oirish Dezzer, The EWatchman, Kopkei,& The Other RS Fans are ready for this !!
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This One is for TEFAL aka Dezzer......