Grass Roots Footie 2018/19

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Re: Grass Roots Footie 2018/19

Post by 747man » June 17, 2022, 9:31 am

BREAKING NEWS : Doris the tea lady was due for a new contract from West Ham with a two Bob a month raise

But in the last 15 minutes Newcastle have made a last minute bid. Offering double the raise and a new tea cart

Doris’s Agent says she’s undecided



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Re: Grass Roots Footie 2018/19

Post by stattointhailand » June 17, 2022, 1:09 pm

Doris has failed the eyesight part of her tea trolly driving test ...... and the fact that its still a right pain giving a woman a driving licence :-"
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Re: Grass Roots Footie 2018/19

Post by thewatchman » June 17, 2022, 2:31 pm

she should apply for a job at goodison,not like she will be rushed off her feet washing cups ,aye? ;)
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Re: Grass Roots Footie 2018/19

Post by 747man » June 17, 2022, 4:27 pm

thewatchman wrote:
June 17, 2022, 2:31 pm
she should apply for a job at goodison,not like she will be rushed off her feet washing cups ,aye? ;)
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Post by thewatchman » June 17, 2022, 5:52 pm

I can see him now,frothing at the mouth punching keys ,screen full of spittle :D
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Post by thewatchman » June 17, 2022, 7:40 pm

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Re: Grass Roots Footie 2018/19

Post by thewatchman » June 17, 2022, 7:46 pm

747man wrote:
June 17, 2022, 4:27 pm
thewatchman wrote:
June 17, 2022, 2:31 pm
she should apply for a job at goodison,not like she will be rushed off her feet washing cups ,aye? ;)
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Timing,its all about timing your all out of sync soft lad :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Grass Roots Footie 2018/19

Post by thewatchman » June 17, 2022, 7:52 pm

747man wrote:
June 17, 2022, 4:27 pm
thewatchman wrote:
June 17, 2022, 2:31 pm
she should apply for a job at goodison,not like she will be rushed off her feet washing cups ,aye? ;)
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Re: Grass Roots Footie 2018/19

Post by stattointhailand » June 17, 2022, 8:27 pm

thewatchman wrote:
June 17, 2022, 2:31 pm
she should apply for a job at goodison,not like she will be rushed off her feet washing cups ,aye? ;)
She will be the highest paid member of staff though .......... the half time cuppa is gonna be the "highlight" of matches at Goodison next season :-$

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Re: Grass Roots Footie 2018/19

Post by thewatchman » June 17, 2022, 8:35 pm

Is Gylfi Sigurdsson still there?
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Re: Grass Roots Footie 2018/19

Post by stattointhailand » June 17, 2022, 10:14 pm

No ........ well yes until 30 Jun when his contract expires

More to the point, are Richarlison, DCL, Gordon and anybody else they could sell to raise 50p still there?

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Re: Grass Roots Footie 2018/19

Post by stattointhailand » June 24, 2022, 2:37 pm

"Gareth Bale has been offered a free season ticket at Ice Hockey side Cardiff Devils if he completes a sensational move to his hometown club."

What more can a town do to attract a multi zillionaire

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Re: Grass Roots Footie 2018/19

Post by tamada » June 24, 2022, 9:03 pm

stattointhailand wrote:
June 24, 2022, 2:37 pm
"Gareth Bale has been offered a free season ticket at Ice Hockey side Cardiff Devils if he completes a sensational move to his hometown club."

What more can a town do to attract a multi zillionaire
Build a golf course?
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Re: Grass Roots Footie 2018/19

Post by stattointhailand » June 26, 2022, 9:50 pm

Where's Rooney heading now he's called it a day at Derby ........

Perhaps Wankie Lampard with give him a player/ass coach job at Everton

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Re: Grass Roots Footie 2018/19

Post by tamada » June 27, 2022, 4:59 am

tamada wrote:
June 24, 2022, 9:03 pm
stattointhailand wrote:
June 24, 2022, 2:37 pm
"Gareth Bale has been offered a free season ticket at Ice Hockey side Cardiff Devils if he completes a sensational move to his hometown club."

What more can a town do to attract a multi zillionaire
Build a golf course?
Loads of 'em in LA apparently. The MLS schedule is sloppy enough to allow him to play as many rounds of golf as footie training sessions, maybe even more.

Maybe LIV next year?
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Re: Grass Roots Footie 2018/19

Post by stattointhailand » June 27, 2022, 6:08 am

"Maybe LIV next year?"

As a Salah replacement?

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Re: Grass Roots Footie 2018/19

Post by stattointhailand » June 28, 2022, 2:51 pm

"Sir Alex Ferguson recorded a personal message for Manchester United captain Harry Maguire and his new bride. Ferguson, 80, wished the couple years of happiness in the short clip which was played at their wedding in France at the weekend."

Rumour has it several Man U & England fans also sent a very short personal message, the second word being "off"

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