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Re: Consolidated Joke Thread

Post by 747man » May 3, 2022, 11:35 pm

Think about this it's very Subtle....

McDonald’s are bringing out the Prince Andrew burger.

It’s a 62 year old piece of meat inside 16 year old buns.



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Post by 747man » May 4, 2022, 8:22 pm

What do women have in common with worms?

They both wriggle when you eat them.

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Post by 747man » May 5, 2022, 3:37 pm

Another Very Subtle one for you....
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Cosolidated Jokes

Post by 747man » May 10, 2022, 7:16 pm

The Wife was watching a cookery show last night on TV so I said to her “Why the hell are you watching that as you can't cook?"
She said "well you watch porn you fat bastard..."

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Re: Cosolidated Jokes

Post by tamada » May 10, 2022, 9:20 pm

The Consolidated Joke thread is in the Open Forum.

Hope this helps.
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Re: Cosolidated Jokes

Post by stattointhailand » May 10, 2022, 9:30 pm

Another misdemeanor like that 747 man and its to the Consolidated Championship Jokes thread for you [-X [-X [-X

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Re: Cosolidated Jokes

Post by 747man » May 11, 2022, 10:50 am

tamada wrote:
May 10, 2022, 9:20 pm
The Consolidated Joke thread is in the Open Forum.

Hope this helps.
Ahhh !! O.K. Tam I Just Found it Thank You....

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Re: Cosolidated Jokes

Post by 747man » May 11, 2022, 10:52 am

stattointhailand wrote:
May 10, 2022, 9:30 pm
Another misdemeanor like that 747 man and its to the Consolidated Championship Jokes thread for you [-X [-X [-X
Yes Boss, You have My CONSOLIDATED Apology.....Carry on with the SAW Sharpening Now.... :lol: :lol:

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Re: Consolidated Joke Thread

Post by stattointhailand » May 11, 2022, 1:14 pm

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Re: Consolidated Joke Thread

Post by 747man » May 13, 2022, 12:15 pm

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Re: Consolidated Joke Thread

Post by stattointhailand » May 17, 2022, 1:18 pm

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Re: Consolidated Joke Thread

Post by stattointhailand » May 18, 2022, 4:37 pm

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