Udon Flat Earth Society (UFES)

User avatar
Drunk Monkey
udonmap.com
Posts: 7904
Joined: October 14, 2013, 4:39 pm

Udon Flat Earth Society (UFES)

Post by Drunk Monkey » September 15, 2021, 12:37 pm

With the FES membership numbers increasing rapidly and all now double vaxxed its about time for the club to

"come out the closet".

Follow this thread for updates and topics for up n coming meetings .. starting with the Udon Expat GURNING championships now confirmed to take place some time in the near future once the gurning collar arrives.
** (please note no entrants excepted from Grimsby , Stoke on Trent or Blackburn as it is deemed they have an unfair advantage)

Membership is free after passing a basic mental entrance test and learning both the secret handshake and club motto.

Watch this space.

DM .. FES gold member


Claret n Blue all way thru .. Up the Iron
L2 Season 19/20 Codheads 0 Scunny 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2qrsItFUug
8 minutes is the point of lift off !!!!!!!

User avatar
papafarang
udonmap.com
Posts: 3683
Joined: August 2, 2013, 10:14 am

Re: Udon Flat Earth Society (UFES)

Post by papafarang » September 15, 2021, 1:03 pm

yes the UFES has members from all over the globe.
Hansa village clubhouse . Tel 0981657001 https://www.google.co.th/maps/place/Han ... 5851?hl=en

tamada
udonmap.com
Posts: 10421
Joined: February 21, 2007, 4:03 am

Re: Udon Flat Earth Society (UFES)

Post by tamada » September 15, 2021, 1:28 pm

For those worried about the "basic mental entrance test", no need to worry since Dean has already automated this procedure.
.
ufes iq tester.jpg
Mensa Meter
.
BTW, do we get a t-shirt? Sort of like those bikey Badger chaps have?

Ta
tam

FES Founder Member

User avatar
noosard
udonmap.com
Posts: 2969
Joined: April 17, 2011, 4:07 am
Location: Ban Jumpa Udon
Contact:

Re: Udon Flat Earth Society (UFES)

Post by noosard » September 15, 2021, 4:05 pm

I see Boree wants to join
images (51).jpg
images (51).jpg (5.66 KiB) Viewed 425 times

User avatar
papafarang
udonmap.com
Posts: 3683
Joined: August 2, 2013, 10:14 am

Re: Udon Flat Earth Society (UFES)

Post by papafarang » September 15, 2021, 6:00 pm

noosard wrote:
September 15, 2021, 4:05 pm
I see Boree wants to join
images (51).jpg
yes he does talk a load of bollox
Hansa village clubhouse . Tel 0981657001 https://www.google.co.th/maps/place/Han ... 5851?hl=en

User avatar
Niggly
udonmap.com
Posts: 3683
Joined: December 5, 2018, 5:51 pm
Location: Living in Doug’s Flop House Head rent free. It’s nice, lots of empty space

Re: Udon Flat Earth Society (UFES)

Post by Niggly » September 15, 2021, 6:17 pm

The best leader in the UK since Thatcher👍

It only sounds like he’s talking bollox by the populace who don’t understand great running of a country fundamentals.

That should do it *snigger*

Image
Coordinator for Tesco Lotus Boxing Events, fun times, eh

User avatar
papafarang
udonmap.com
Posts: 3683
Joined: August 2, 2013, 10:14 am

Re: Udon Flat Earth Society (UFES)

Post by papafarang » September 15, 2021, 9:41 pm

Niggly wrote:
September 15, 2021, 6:17 pm
The best leader in the UK since Thatcher👍

It only sounds like he’s talking bollox by the populace who don’t understand great running of a country fundamentals.

That should do it *snigger*

Image
we'll invite him along then
Hansa village clubhouse . Tel 0981657001 https://www.google.co.th/maps/place/Han ... 5851?hl=en

User avatar
Drunk Monkey
udonmap.com
Posts: 7904
Joined: October 14, 2013, 4:39 pm

Re: Udon Flat Earth Society (UFES)

Post by Drunk Monkey » September 15, 2021, 10:25 pm

I like Tams UFES Tshirt idea .. nice original logo in the design process ..i know just the place to have some knocked up... motto n handsake need finalizing

Guest speakers .. tea n scone breaks.. sat in crcular jerk formation

Hello my names Jon and im.a flat earther

DM
Claret n Blue all way thru .. Up the Iron
L2 Season 19/20 Codheads 0 Scunny 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2qrsItFUug
8 minutes is the point of lift off !!!!!!!

User avatar
Drunk Monkey
udonmap.com
Posts: 7904
Joined: October 14, 2013, 4:39 pm

Re: Udon Flat Earth Society (UFES)

Post by Drunk Monkey » September 16, 2021, 7:52 am

Im liking this design and colour ... on the reverse just a simple . U F E S

Image
Claret n Blue all way thru .. Up the Iron
L2 Season 19/20 Codheads 0 Scunny 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2qrsItFUug
8 minutes is the point of lift off !!!!!!!

tamada
udonmap.com
Posts: 10421
Joined: February 21, 2007, 4:03 am

Re: Udon Flat Earth Society (UFES)

Post by tamada » September 16, 2021, 8:07 am

It has GOT to have the crossed-hypodermics badge of immunization conflict served on the left sleeve.
2jabs.jpg
2jabs.jpg (14.44 KiB) Viewed 239 times
The right sleeve (called such because it is NEVER wrong) needs to be full-length so that all the BOOSTER badges can be attached.

I don't much like the "army color" either. Maybe something in lilac like LUFC?

User avatar
noosard
udonmap.com
Posts: 2969
Joined: April 17, 2011, 4:07 am
Location: Ban Jumpa Udon
Contact:

Re: Udon Flat Earth Society (UFES)

Post by noosard » September 16, 2021, 8:11 am

not have sleeves

User avatar
Drunk Monkey
udonmap.com
Posts: 7904
Joined: October 14, 2013, 4:39 pm

Re: Udon Flat Earth Society (UFES)

Post by Drunk Monkey » September 16, 2021, 8:20 am

tamada wrote:
September 16, 2021, 8:07 am
It has GOT to have the crossed-hypodermics badge of immunization conflict served on the left sleeve.

2jabs.jpg

The right sleeve (called such because it is NEVER wrong) needs to be full-length so that all the BOOSTER badges can be attached.

I don't much like the "army color" either. Maybe something in lilac like LUFC?
Im liking that Tam .. crossed shringes on one arm as we re all double vaxxed plus the other arm for the clubs achievement badges starting with finding the general hospital and obtaining a vac passport unaided.

The green colour was suggested by our ex special forces members .. lilac may attract the wrong elements .. no ex cozzers n shirt lifters allowed.
noosard wrote:
September 16, 2021, 8:11 am
not have sleeves
Sorry all UFES shirts will have sleeves .. no sleeves .. singlet , vest and tank top types are persona non grata they lower the tone and say the most sensible things :? :shock:

DM
Claret n Blue all way thru .. Up the Iron
L2 Season 19/20 Codheads 0 Scunny 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2qrsItFUug
8 minutes is the point of lift off !!!!!!!

User avatar
papafarang
udonmap.com
Posts: 3683
Joined: August 2, 2013, 10:14 am

Re: Udon Flat Earth Society (UFES)

Post by papafarang » September 16, 2021, 9:30 am

ideas coming together nicely, i got the raffle tickets .everyone gets one and if your number comes out the hat you get to buy a round of beers. this is to prove there is such a thing as bad luck.
Hansa village clubhouse . Tel 0981657001 https://www.google.co.th/maps/place/Han ... 5851?hl=en

User avatar
noosard
udonmap.com
Posts: 2969
Joined: April 17, 2011, 4:07 am
Location: Ban Jumpa Udon
Contact:

Re: Udon Flat Earth Society (UFES)

Post by noosard » September 16, 2021, 9:40 am

Just like the chang bottle top 9s we get you win

User avatar
papafarang
udonmap.com
Posts: 3683
Joined: August 2, 2013, 10:14 am

Re: Udon Flat Earth Society (UFES)

Post by papafarang » September 16, 2021, 9:45 am

noosard wrote:
September 16, 2021, 9:40 am
Just like the chang bottle top 9s we get you win
correct
Hansa village clubhouse . Tel 0981657001 https://www.google.co.th/maps/place/Han ... 5851?hl=en

User avatar
noosard
udonmap.com
Posts: 2969
Joined: April 17, 2011, 4:07 am
Location: Ban Jumpa Udon
Contact:

Re: Udon Flat Earth Society (UFES)

Post by noosard » September 16, 2021, 10:26 am

36909.jpg
good no school slave child labour makes my jobs easy

User avatar
Drunk Monkey
udonmap.com
Posts: 7904
Joined: October 14, 2013, 4:39 pm

Re: Udon Flat Earth Society (UFES)

Post by Drunk Monkey » September 16, 2021, 10:44 am

I recall one topic at last weeks UFES meeting was the current situation re school closures due to covid and the impending appocalyptic generation being created .. a senior member did suggest the kids whilst at home should learn life skills that will assist then in later life ..such as pealing potatoes , using a mop and lifting the toilet lid prior to urinating... obviously Mr Noosard has added another child torture to the mix ..... forcing a kid to wear his fathers boots.

Im sure there will be some enlightening topics on the minutes of meeting list for tomorrows meet up.

DM
Claret n Blue all way thru .. Up the Iron
L2 Season 19/20 Codheads 0 Scunny 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2qrsItFUug
8 minutes is the point of lift off !!!!!!!

User avatar
Niggly
udonmap.com
Posts: 3683
Joined: December 5, 2018, 5:51 pm
Location: Living in Doug’s Flop House Head rent free. It’s nice, lots of empty space

Re: Udon Flat Earth Society (UFES)

Post by Niggly » September 16, 2021, 3:06 pm

noosard wrote:
September 16, 2021, 10:26 am

good no school slave child labour makes my jobs easy
Is this a service you hire out?
Coordinator for Tesco Lotus Boxing Events, fun times, eh

User avatar
noosard
udonmap.com
Posts: 2969
Joined: April 17, 2011, 4:07 am
Location: Ban Jumpa Udon
Contact:

Re: Udon Flat Earth Society (UFES)

Post by noosard » September 16, 2021, 3:42 pm

Now that is a possibility

User avatar
Niggly
udonmap.com
Posts: 3683
Joined: December 5, 2018, 5:51 pm
Location: Living in Doug’s Flop House Head rent free. It’s nice, lots of empty space

Re: Udon Flat Earth Society (UFES)

Post by Niggly » September 16, 2021, 3:47 pm

He looks capable of pushing a lawn mower too
Coordinator for Tesco Lotus Boxing Events, fun times, eh

Post Reply

Return to “Community Events”