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Re: Consolidated Joke Thread

Post by pipadoo » July 14, 2021, 10:25 pm

Nice one statto 😂😂😂😂



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Post by pipadoo » July 15, 2021, 4:07 am

Ok
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Post by stattointhailand » July 15, 2021, 9:28 am

Been watching an old Milton Jones gig

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Post by pipadoo » July 15, 2021, 3:52 pm

Good
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Post by stattointhailand » July 15, 2021, 7:36 pm

I've got a mate who lives in Chester
He was surprised to learn that over 200 years ago all the men left and formed a new town at Man Chester
All the women saw this so they decided to leave ............. they are still packing

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Post by pipadoo » July 16, 2021, 3:17 pm

Nice one
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Post by Niggly » July 18, 2021, 1:55 pm

I was attacked by two men as I left Double-Entendre Anonymous last night, eventually I knocked one out and a policeman came
Coordinator for Tesco Lotus Boxing Events, fun times, eh

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Post by stattointhailand » July 18, 2021, 2:08 pm

Went to my first premature ejaculation class this morning but nobody was there ........ apparently it's tomorrow

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Post by stattointhailand » July 18, 2021, 2:11 pm

Nobody turned up at my new sarcasm class last night, which is strange coz I had dozens tell me they were gonna be there

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Post by pipadoo » July 18, 2021, 3:25 pm

Nice ones Statto😂😂😂😂
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Post by vidmaster » July 19, 2021, 12:19 pm

Yes
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Post by pipadoo » July 20, 2021, 2:09 am

Sorted
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Post by pipadoo » July 20, 2021, 1:03 pm

Could happen
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Post by pipadoo » July 20, 2021, 10:47 pm

More to follow
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Post by AlexO » July 21, 2021, 9:20 am

Nicys lies..jpg

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Post by vidmaster » July 21, 2021, 1:09 pm

Catch up
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Re: Consolidated Joke Thread

Post by AlexO » July 22, 2021, 8:22 am

An RAF Group Captain was about to start the morning briefing to his staff.
While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the Group Captain decided to pose a question to all assembled.
He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.
He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?"
A Wing Commander chimed in with 75-25% in favour of work.
A Squadron Leader said it was 50-50%.
A Flight Lieutenant responded with 25-75% in favour of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the Group Captain turned to the Corporal who was in charge of making the coffee.
What was his opinion?
Without any hesitation, the young Corporal responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure."
The Group Captain was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?
"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."
The room fell silent.
God Bless the Other ranks.

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Re: Consolidated Joke Thread

Post by pipadoo » July 23, 2021, 11:37 pm

Good
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