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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by 747man » December 28, 2020, 4:05 pm

Oh ! Dear, I See KLOPPITE Got a Yellow Card......About time too !!



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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by stattointhailand » December 28, 2020, 5:55 pm

Anyone watch the Man U game?

How did Bruno avoid a second "yellow" 10 mins from the end?

Assuming (for some reason the ref missed it #-o ) there was absolutely NO way he could have missed the third "yellow" as they went into injury time ......... but surprise surprise he must have been having Fergiemares or something at the time, and Bruno stays on the pitch till the end of the game :-$

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by Niggly » December 28, 2020, 8:18 pm

747man wrote:
December 28, 2020, 10:05 am
Niggly wrote:
December 27, 2020, 10:43 pm
747man wrote:
December 27, 2020, 9:57 pm
Niggly wrote:
December 27, 2020, 8:55 pm
The Mighty Whites won today & moved up to 11th for all you true connoisseurs of the beautiful game ⚽️
Very, Very Fortunate Burnley Battered them in the 2nd Half.....
A wins a win Jumbo.

& why are you trying to engage with me now? Wouldn’t even man up a few days ago
Engage with YOU, 555 !! I've got better things to do,Don't even consider yourself Worthy of my Attention,You are a NOBODY......Good Bye !! :-$ :-$ :-$
& then you immediately reply to my next post.
You really don’t know how this works do you.
Give your head a wobble & wipe down your yellow streak, you may then try to engage with me.
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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by stattointhailand » December 28, 2020, 9:54 pm

Dont forget 22:00 tonight it's Leicester reserves vs Palace reserves.

Jeez how much do these bl**dy primadonnas get paid for 90 minutes excercise on perfect pitches?

How come back in the day they played the same 11 EVERY GAME without getting "rested" at 65 mins
They played on quagmire pitches that sapped the strength on a Saturday & then played a "replay" on the Monday night.

If they dont play the 90 mins then they shouldnt get paid, you'd pretty soon see who was "actually" injured

Hope Newcastle don't try to rotate as they have been playing the reserves for the last 3 weeks, so we will have the academy team out

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by stattointhailand » December 28, 2020, 11:11 pm

Everton v Man C Off

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by dunroaming » December 30, 2020, 8:05 am

747man wrote:
December 27, 2020, 11:40 am
Drunk Monkey wrote:
December 27, 2020, 7:50 am
dunroaming wrote:
December 26, 2020, 7:27 pm
747man wrote:
December 25, 2020, 8:22 pm
dunroaming wrote:
December 24, 2020, 9:03 pm
Everton the team that keep on giving game after game championship beckoning soon
Have YOU Checked The League Table then ??

Yes Alan the question is have you? 🤣 We are 3rd where's Everton?
Errrrr not anymore Emerton are now second above Man U and the like ....but still behind Liverpool which is pretty standard practice.

Im sure young 747 man will wake up and smile this morning .. don the seafoam bathing speedos and have a refreshing early morning dip to celebrate another win for the Toffees .. GO FOR IT !!!!!

Happy New Year Alan

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And the Same to YOU,Jon.....But Sorry I'm NOT Gonna have my refreshing Dip,The Water is FAR Too COLD.... :lol:
Are you sure! Just catching up but seems my last statement still stands true or did I miss something 🙄

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by 747man » December 30, 2020, 8:54 am

dunroaming wrote:
December 30, 2020, 8:05 am
747man wrote:
December 27, 2020, 11:40 am
Drunk Monkey wrote:
December 27, 2020, 7:50 am
dunroaming wrote:
December 26, 2020, 7:27 pm
747man wrote:
December 25, 2020, 8:22 pm
dunroaming wrote:
December 24, 2020, 9:03 pm
Everton the team that keep on giving game after game championship beckoning soon
Have YOU Checked The League Table then ??

Yes Alan the question is have you? 🤣 We are 3rd where's Everton?
Errrrr not anymore Emerton are now second above Man U and the like ....but still behind Liverpool which is pretty standard practice.

Im sure young 747 man will wake up and smile this morning .. don the seafoam bathing speedos and have a refreshing early morning dip to celebrate another win for the Toffees .. GO FOR IT !!!!!

Happy New Year Alan

DM
And the Same to YOU,Jon.....But Sorry I'm NOT Gonna have my refreshing Dip,The Water is FAR Too COLD.... :lol:
Are you sure! Just catching up but seems my last statement still stands true or did I miss something 🙄
Oh ! So You scored in the 95th Minute Again ( Still on Fergie Time are We ?? )

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by Niggly » December 30, 2020, 11:06 am

I’ll just leave this here

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by Drunk Monkey » December 30, 2020, 11:12 am

Two wins on the bounce move the Mighty Whites back to mid table obscurity ... Bielsa job is safe and Bamfords balls glitter more than gold ....

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by stattointhailand » December 30, 2020, 3:05 pm

Big Sam ......... footballs Robin Hood ...... takes from the rich and gives to the poor?

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by stattointhailand » December 30, 2020, 3:21 pm

Liverpool legend Stevie Nicol finally says what everyone else has said for ages "Klopp should shut up and get on with it"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0V1hxK0Ots

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by dunroaming » December 30, 2020, 9:00 pm

747man wrote:
December 27, 2020, 11:35 am
dezzer111 wrote:
December 26, 2020, 11:28 pm
Niggly wrote:
December 26, 2020, 10:00 pm
747man wrote:
December 26, 2020, 4:50 pm
Typical Dezzer111.........xxxxx (/ˈpaɪkiː/; also spelled xxxxx, xxxxx)[1][2] is a slang term, which is pejorative and considered by many to be a slur. It is used mainly in the UK[3][4] to refer to people who are of the Irish Traveller community, an ethnic group originating in Ireland and also found in Great Britain. It is also used against Romanichal Travellers, Welsh Kale, Scottish Lowland Travellers, Scottish Highland Travellers and Funfair Travellers too.

It is not well received among Irish Travellers or British Romany Travellers, as it is considered an ethnic slur
Why are you telling everyone you regularly post ethnic slurs about members of this forum?
Sticks and stones, but names, if he's that way inclined so be it, got to get his little laughs somehow. 😂
I Knew YOU Could take it.......SOMETIMES


In your own words Fergie time or not

Only 1-0 But It's STILL 3 Points in'it ??......

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by stattointhailand » December 31, 2020, 3:37 pm

Liverpool NIL ............ when was the last time you 'erd that?

Who the hell dressed up as De Andre Yedlin and kept Mane & co quiet?

bugg*r ........ could have got 17/4 the draw

Nice to hear the "experts" all seem to be sayin' Klopp needs to have "someone different" up front that he can bring on and change to just "hitting the front man" ......... say it quietly ......... Andy Carroll available from tomorrow :lol:

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by TAXIfor7/11 » January 1, 2021, 11:24 pm

stattointhailand wrote:
December 30, 2020, 3:21 pm
Liverpool legend Stevie Nicol finally says what everyone else has said for ages "Klopp should shut up and get on with it"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0V1hxK0Ots
steve nicol must be top 5 worst pundits tag him with craig burley and hes even higher,lets not even go there with richard keys,hope this post makes it,second attempt

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by 747man » January 2, 2021, 10:34 am

Yes, Before YOUZ All Start......I Know We Got Beat Yesterday.....That's All,Goodbye !!

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by 747man » January 2, 2021, 12:37 pm

I See Man Utd Got ANOTHER Penalty !! How Many is that This Season ??.....Send on the Utd Fanatic !!

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by TAXIfor7/11 » January 2, 2021, 1:15 pm

747man wrote:
December 28, 2020, 10:23 am
ALL The Reds Must still be in Bed ' Eh Tam ??......NOT A Lot of Comments after their " Great " DRAW Against West Brom at Analfield...
''Good morning Jumbo''
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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by dezzer111 » January 2, 2021, 2:46 pm

747 on the missing list, I wonder why? Bluenoses beaten 😂 😂 😂 at home can't stop laughing, at least their consistent.
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Post by TAXIfor7/11 » January 2, 2021, 3:30 pm

747man wrote:
December 28, 2020, 10:23 am
ALL The Reds Must still be in Bed ' Eh Tam ??......NOT A Lot of Comments after their " Great " DRAW Against West Brom at Analfield...
''Good afternoon Jumbo''
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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by dunroaming » January 2, 2021, 4:48 pm

dezzer111 wrote:
January 2, 2021, 2:46 pm
747 on the missing list, I wonder why? Bluenoses beaten 😂 😂 😂 at home can't stop laughing, at least their consistent.
What was the man u result are we still be Everton

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