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Re: EPL Banter Thread

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by Sateeb » October 5, 2020, 2:39 pm

Can a mod please approve 747's posts before he has some sort of episode. He won't have many days like this.

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by 747man » October 5, 2020, 2:44 pm

Sateeb wrote:
October 5, 2020, 2:39 pm
Can a mod please approve 747's posts before he has some sort of episode. He won't have many days like this.
I Reckon the mods are LiVARpoolians or a Man Utd Supporters, So They won't do that....Don't Worry yerelf Sateeb,I'm GOOD In fact I'm Still on a HIGH !!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by Drunk Monkey » October 5, 2020, 2:47 pm

or maybe his aging desk top will contract a virus n burn out in all the excitement .

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by stattointhailand » October 5, 2020, 3:43 pm

There was me thinking the Newcastle back line was cr*p ........ but they have only given up FIVE goals (and that's over 4 games with 5 injured centre backs)

somebody better check if they remembered to include buy back clauses in Lovren & Karius contracts

Time to sell Mane before his price drops ............ Last day ...... Carroll may be the answer ......... only 36 million :-" :-"

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by Sateeb » October 5, 2020, 4:11 pm

stattointhailand wrote:
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somebody better check if they remembered to include buy back clauses in Lovren & Karius contracts
No need to buy back a keeper they already own. He was only on loan at Besiktas.

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by stattointhailand » October 5, 2020, 4:27 pm

Sateeb wrote:
October 5, 2020, 4:11 pm
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somebody better check if they remembered to include buy back clauses in Lovren & Karius contracts
No need to buy back a keeper they already own. He was only on loan at Besiktas.
They may "own" him, but it would still cost to get him released from his loan contract =; (BTW he's at FC Union this year)

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by Sateeb » October 5, 2020, 5:16 pm

He was in dispute over unpaid wages so invoked his right to terminate his own contract. He couldn't play for Liverpool so they sent him out on loan again to Union Berlin.

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by 747man » October 5, 2020, 5:17 pm

Sateeb wrote:
October 5, 2020, 4:11 pm
stattointhailand wrote:
October 5, 2020, 3:43 pm
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somebody better check if they remembered to include buy back clauses in Lovren & Karius contracts
No need to buy back a keeper they already own. He was only on loan at Besiktas.
Get Him back for The Derby,He may be better than Adrian......LOL !!

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by TAXIfor7/11 » October 5, 2020, 6:01 pm

stattointhailand wrote:
October 5, 2020, 3:43 pm
There was me thinking the Newcastle back line was cr*p ........ but they have only given up FIVE goals (and that's over 4 games with 5 injured centre backs)

somebody better check if they remembered to include buy back clauses in Lovren & Karius contracts

Time to sell Mane before his price drops ............ Last day ...... Carroll may be the answer ......... only 36 million :-" :-"
Really??????a geordie/cockney trying to take the pi,s out of liverpool really?????? 4 games into the season?oh dear you best get off the singha mate,youve got a school run to do tomorrow :oops: :oops: :oops: sort your self out

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by TAXIfor7/11 » October 5, 2020, 6:13 pm

stattointhailand wrote:
October 5, 2020, 3:43 pm
There was me thinking the Newcastle back line was cr*p ........ but they have only given up FIVE goals (and that's over 4 games with 5 injured centre backs)

somebody better check if they remembered to include buy back clauses in Lovren & Karius contracts

Time to sell Mane before his price drops ............ Last day ...... Carroll may be the answer ......... only 36 million :-" :-"
someone better check when were newcastle ever relevant?and when was the league ever won in 4 games?get off the turps soft lad or start drinking a bit later in the day :oops: geordie/cockney

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by TAXIfor7/11 » October 5, 2020, 7:08 pm

747man wrote:
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Niggly wrote:
October 5, 2020, 6:42 am
Under U.K. government guidelines, Liverpool broke the rules as you’re only supposed to let 6 in
Well In Niggly..... =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> \:D/ \:D/ \:D/
oops the unpopular kid at school with a big bag of sweets trying to win friends :oops: ,''go on have one,go on have another'' :oops: have some self respect jumbo :oops:

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by Sateeb » October 5, 2020, 7:26 pm

747man wrote:I Reckon the mods are LiVARpoolians or a Man Utd Supporters, So They won't do that....Don't Worry yerelf Sateeb,I'm GOOD In fact I'm Still on a HIGH !!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Let's hope you stay that way, you've a long way to go. Go easy on that jungle juice.

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by TAXIfor7/11 » October 5, 2020, 7:39 pm

747man wrote:
October 5, 2020, 10:53 am
stattointhailand wrote:
October 5, 2020, 7:58 am
Sateeb wrote:
October 5, 2020, 12:34 am
Time for Solksjaer to go?

Pochettino still unemployed.
Time or Klipperty to go??

Big Sam still unemployed
Well Big Sam would Stop them SHIPPING Goals, Absolutely WOEFUL,Humbled,Humiliated, Can't find a Word to Describe Them...... :-$ :-$ :-$
Is this the same Big sam who done a job and improved you,then you sacked him?

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by TAXIfor7/11 » October 5, 2020, 8:21 pm

stattointhailand wrote:
October 5, 2020, 3:43 pm
There was me thinking the Newcastle back line was cr*p ........ but they have only given up FIVE goals (and that's over 4 games with 5 injured centre backs)

somebody better check if they remembered to include buy back clauses in Lovren & Karius contracts

Time to sell Mane before his price drops ............ Last day ...... Carroll may be the answer ......... only 36 million :-" :-"
:oops: :oops: :oops: or maybe just concentrate on your own club?can,t see anyone of the top teams bothering to look were newcastle are,so why bother about liverpool?are you a bit simple?

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by dezzer111 » October 6, 2020, 12:50 am

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Dezzer, Have Yer Stopped Crying YET ??Or are YOU Still....https://youtu.be/yG07WSu7Q9w
I don't whinge mate as you do when the going gets tough, ride the storm as all the Reds do, not like the Bluenoses oh be careful what you wish for the Bluenoses time will come then you'll be whining in your Lao Kow. 😂 😂
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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by 747man » October 6, 2020, 7:23 am

Sateeb wrote:
October 5, 2020, 2:39 pm
Can a mod please approve 747's posts before he has some sort of episode. He won't have many days like this.
I Told Yer The Mod Wouldn't Open MY Posts Got to be a KOPITE or A Man U Supporter ' Eh ??

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by 747man » October 6, 2020, 7:25 am

dezzer111 wrote:
October 6, 2020, 12:50 am
747man wrote:
October 5, 2020, 11:00 am
Dezzer, Have Yer Stopped Crying YET ??Or are YOU Still....https://youtu.be/yG07WSu7Q9w
I don't whinge mate as you do when the going gets tough, ride the storm as all the Reds do, not like the Bluenoses oh be careful what you wish for the Bluenoses time will come then you'll be whining in your Lao Kow. 😂 😂
I Think YOU'LL Find PIKEYS Only drink Lao Kao....You're probably on yer 2nd or 3rd bottle by NOW at 0727hrs !!!

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