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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by tamada » September 23, 2020, 11:40 am

Yeah! What a bloody joke, eh? Everyone knows that real scousers drink turps!



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Re: EPL Banter Thread

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tamada wrote:
September 23, 2020, 11:40 am
Yeah! What a bloody joke, eh? Everyone knows that real scousers drink turps!
Lets not forget this classy drink ...eh?
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Post by TAXIfor7/11 » September 23, 2020, 12:32 pm

West Ham: David Moyes, Issa Diop & Josh Cullen test positive for coronavirus https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/54258226 Due to the recent spikes of covid 19 in the world of sports i was expecting the forums 2 everton football experts to shout ,''Null and void'' ,oh hang on a minute that was last season :roll:

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by TAXIfor7/11 » September 23, 2020, 12:40 pm

tamada wrote:
September 23, 2020, 11:40 am
Yeah! What a bloody joke, eh? Everyone knows that real scousers drink turps!
He was a welshy,like most everton fans,escaped from the well know everton strong fan base Deiniolen North Wales and watched the match in a pub near the ground :D

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by 747man » September 23, 2020, 12:47 pm

tamada wrote:
September 23, 2020, 11:40 am
Yeah! What a bloody joke, eh? Everyone knows that real scousers drink turps!
But YOU Scots Eat Pigs Intestines,Brains, & God Knows What....It's Called HAGGIS !!

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by stattointhailand » September 23, 2020, 3:54 pm

Thats anti scouser tam [-X [-X Not all scousers are that fussy ...... most will drink whatever they can nick =;

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stattointhailand wrote:
September 23, 2020, 3:54 pm
Thats anti scouser tam [-X [-X Not all scousers are that fussy ...... most will drink whatever they can nick =;
Speak for yourself, all scousers, bet you wouldn't say that to 747.
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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by 747man » September 23, 2020, 8:41 pm

dezzer111 wrote:
September 23, 2020, 7:45 pm
stattointhailand wrote:
September 23, 2020, 3:54 pm
Thats anti scouser tam [-X [-X Not all scousers are that fussy ...... most will drink whatever they can nick =;
Speak for yourself, all scousers, bet you wouldn't say that to 747.
Don't Get Me Involved in Yer FIGHTS,I'm Too Fookin' Old & I Thought you PIKEYS Could defend yerselves ??

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by TAXIfor7/11 » September 23, 2020, 10:21 pm

stattointhailand wrote:
September 23, 2020, 3:54 pm
Thats anti scouser tam [-X [-X Not all scousers are that fussy ...... most will drink whatever they can nick =;
Brilliant,was expecting the predictable wheel trim shout? :roll: :roll: :roll:

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by dezzer111 » September 23, 2020, 11:08 pm

747man wrote:
September 23, 2020, 8:41 pm
dezzer111 wrote:
September 23, 2020, 7:45 pm
stattointhailand wrote:
September 23, 2020, 3:54 pm
Thats anti scouser tam [-X [-X Not all scousers are that fussy ...... most will drink whatever they can nick =;
Speak for yourself, all scousers, bet you wouldn't say that to 747.
Don't Get Me Involved in Yer FIGHTS,I'm Too Fookin' Old & I Thought you PIKEYS Could defend yerselves ??
I'm still doing unlicensed cage fighting 😂
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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by Drunk Monkey » September 23, 2020, 11:17 pm

747 is as much a real.scouser as i am.a retired astronaut turned priest .. no real.scouser would choosec lilac has his favourite colour and drive a skoda suv . ..

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Post by dezzer111 » September 24, 2020, 12:33 am

Drunk Monkey wrote:
September 23, 2020, 11:17 pm
747 is as much a real.scouser as i am.a retired astronaut turned priest .. no real.scouser would choosec lilac has his favourite colour and drive a skoda suv . ..

Dm.
Really LILAC.
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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by GT93 » September 24, 2020, 7:57 am

That's the Thai influence. Alan has adapted very well to his new home.
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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by tamada » September 24, 2020, 10:07 am

TAXIfor7/11 wrote:
September 23, 2020, 10:21 pm
stattointhailand wrote:
September 23, 2020, 3:54 pm
Thats anti scouser tam [-X [-X Not all scousers are that fussy ...... most will drink whatever they can nick =;
Brilliant,was expecting the predictable wheel trim shout? :roll: :roll: :roll:
Why? You can't drink a wheel trim. Believe me, scousers have tried and failed.

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by tamada » September 24, 2020, 10:10 am

TAXIfor7/11 wrote:
September 23, 2020, 11:51 am
tamada wrote:
September 23, 2020, 11:40 am
Yeah! What a bloody joke, eh? Everyone knows that real scousers drink turps!
Lets not forget this classy drink ...eh?maxresdefault.jpg
Yes, but Buckfast is the staple of the Rab C Nesbitt style lowlander. Highlanders are cut from a different cloth. They wear kilts for starters and piss Johnny Walker Red.

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by TAXIfor7/11 » September 24, 2020, 10:22 am

Drunk Monkey wrote:
September 23, 2020, 11:17 pm
747 is as much a real.scouser as i am.a retired astronaut turned priest .. no real.scouser would choosec lilac has his favourite colour and drive a skoda suv . ..

Dm.
Why did you have to mention lilac Dm? the memory of those lilac shorts came flooding back and now i can,t get it out my head :lol:

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by stattointhailand » September 24, 2020, 11:03 am

Shouldn't that be "piss in Johnny Walkers Bed"

Kilt ........ Jock invention to make "tossing the caber" a whole lot easier

Back on topic ............... I see Prickford was back to his usual self last night with TWO almighty c/ups

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by 747man » September 24, 2020, 11:14 am

Drunk Monkey wrote:
September 23, 2020, 11:17 pm
747 is as much a real.scouser as i am.a retired astronaut turned priest .. no real.scouser would choosec lilac has his favourite colour and drive a skoda suv . ..

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by 747man » September 24, 2020, 11:36 am

stattointhailand wrote:
September 24, 2020, 11:03 am
Shouldn't that be "piss in Johnny Walkers Bed"

Kilt ........ Jock invention to make "tossing the caber" a whole lot easier

Back on topic ............... I see Prickford was back to his usual self last night with TWO almighty c/ups
So Have You seen the Match then Statts ?? Or are you just reading The S*n ??

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by dezzer111 » September 24, 2020, 2:58 pm

Yes another dodgy performance by the Bluenoses I rest my case, hang your heads in shame trampies.
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