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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by jackspratt » September 15, 2020, 1:38 pm

Here it is, lovingly preserved for posterity, and for those who may look back with deep nostalgia, and disappointment, over the coming weeks and months.
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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by tamada » September 15, 2020, 2:43 pm

GT93 wrote:
September 15, 2020, 1:23 pm
Come on lads, our beloved Toffees did knock over Spurs. Spurs should finish in the top 8. It's too early in the season for the customary LYM jokes about Everton not finding the back of the net.
I can see Spurs EPL existential crisis deepening as the season progresses and eventually they'll probably go through a spate of qualified managers a-la the post-Ferguson Man U until something gives. For this season, Spurs will be treading water mid-table a-la the Everton of yesteryear.

Where's Poch these days?

Meanwhile DM should be pleased to see the west midlands Portuguese second national team starting off with a quick 0-2 disposal of The Blades.

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by TAXIfor7/11 » September 15, 2020, 7:05 pm

747man wrote:
September 15, 2020, 10:47 am
TAXIfor7/11 wrote:
September 15, 2020, 6:22 am
747man wrote:
September 14, 2020, 8:08 pm
TAXIfor7/11 wrote:
September 14, 2020, 6:19 pm
747man wrote:
September 14, 2020, 5:01 pm
dezzer111 wrote:
September 14, 2020, 4:31 pm
stattointhailand wrote:
September 14, 2020, 2:38 pm
Why didnt var overule the toffees "goal"??
It is supposed to check for "clear & obvious" errors leading to goals, and even sitting in front of my TV (with only one angle to look at) I could see the free kick was taken from 7 or 8 metres away from where it should have been :confused: :confused:
Good question, you should direct the question to 747man he knows all about football, maybe he can help with the answers, over to you 747.
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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by GT93 » September 16, 2020, 2:01 am

I see Everton is playing a fair few not so strong teams up until 18 October. It will be disappointing if it doesn't climb higher than 8th. I'm looking forward to some more delightful screenshots from jack.

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by 747man » September 17, 2020, 4:05 pm

Great Those Kopites Ain't They ?? www.liverpoolecho.co.uk


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Swords, other weapons, Class A drugs, cash and designer clothing were found after a raid in Kirkdale (Image:
A man was arrested for violence at the Liverpool FC celebrations at the Pier Head in a dawn raid - and a haul of Samurai swords, other weapons and designer goods seized.

Police swooped on the home on Lancaster Street in Kirkdale early on Tuesday morning and made a series of discoveries.


The man, 23, was arrested on suspicion of violent disorder in connection with the out-of-control scenes at the city's waterfront following the Reds' first title win in 30 years.

But the raid also uncovered a cache of weapons, two swords, a knife, two knuckle dusters, a quantity of suspected class A drugs and a quantity of cash.

Also seized was designer clothing, handbags and jewellery, including a Tag Heure watch and a Gucci handbag.

Dior, Givenchy and Hugo Boss items were also found.



Police believe much of the haul was acquired through the proceeds of crime, they said.

A 44-year-old man from Liverpool was arrested on suspicion of possession with intent to supply class A drugs, possession of cannabis and possession of criminal property.

A 44-year-old woman from Liverpool was arrested on suspicion of possession with intent to supply class A drugs and possession of criminal property.

They have all been released under investigation as enquiries continue.

Anyone with information can contact @MerPolCC, 101 quoting ref. 20000558501 or Crimestoppers on 0800 555 111.

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by Sateeb » September 17, 2020, 5:37 pm

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by Niggly » September 17, 2020, 6:49 pm

747man wrote:
September 17, 2020, 4:05 pm
Childish copy & paste
Please can you tell me what the fc.uk this woefully amateurish copy & paste has to do with the EPL or banter for that matter?
For my sins I read this post (twice), then the article in the Liverpool Echo & could not find any reference to a particular teams allegiance. In fact in another article, the first miscreant had allegedly turned up at the Pier Head celebrations with intent of causing trouble so it could be deduced he is a rival supporter to Liverpool. Evertonian maybe?
The other two miscreants in the article which I suspect you copy & pasted about by mistake are just run of the mill druggie scallies with no mention of football whatsoever.
Are you trying to get this thread closed down before Everton screw up their season?
I see they’ve all been released pending further enquiries anyway. Perhaps to get back to driving taxis before fleeing to Nong Khai?

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by jackspratt » September 17, 2020, 7:23 pm

Niggly wrote:
September 17, 2020, 6:49 pm
747man wrote:
September 17, 2020, 4:05 pm
Childish copy & paste
Please can you tell me what the fc.uk this woefully amateurish copy & paste has to do with the EPL or banter for that matter?
As the thread OP, I was wondering the same as I laboured through Jumbo's post.

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by Niggly » September 17, 2020, 7:39 pm

jackspratt wrote:
September 17, 2020, 7:23 pm

As the thread OP, I was wondering the same as I laboured through Jumbo's post.
Perhaps he meant to post it in World News in the faint hope someone might be interested in the goings on of Liverpool Crown Court

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by dezzer111 » September 17, 2020, 7:47 pm

Niggly wrote:
September 17, 2020, 7:39 pm
jackspratt wrote:
September 17, 2020, 7:23 pm

As the thread OP, I was wondering the same as I laboured through Jumbo's post.
Perhaps he meant to post it in World News in the faint hope someone might be interested in the goings on of Liverpool Crown Court
He's rambling again(747).Dotage.
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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by TAXIfor7/11 » September 18, 2020, 12:02 am

747man wrote:
September 17, 2020, 4:05 pm
Great Those Kopites Ain't They ?? www.liverpoolecho.co.uk


HomeNewsLiverpool NewsLiverpool Pier Head
Samurai swords, drugs, and luxury Gucci goods seized in dawn raid as man arrested for violence at Pier Head
The raid in Kirkdale led to the detention of a man, 23, for violence at the Pier Head in June

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ByLuke TraynorChief Reporter
07:00, 17 SEP 2020
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Swords, other weapons, Class A drugs, cash and designer clothing were found after a raid in Kirkdale (Image:
A man was arrested for violence at the Liverpool FC celebrations at the Pier Head in a dawn raid - and a haul of Samurai swords, other weapons and designer goods seized.

Police swooped on the home on Lancaster Street in Kirkdale early on Tuesday morning and made a series of discoveries.


The man, 23, was arrested on suspicion of violent disorder in connection with the out-of-control scenes at the city's waterfront following the Reds' first title win in 30 years.

But the raid also uncovered a cache of weapons, two swords, a knife, two knuckle dusters, a quantity of suspected class A drugs and a quantity of cash.

Also seized was designer clothing, handbags and jewellery, including a Tag Heure watch and a Gucci handbag.

Dior, Givenchy and Hugo Boss items were also found.



Police believe much of the haul was acquired through the proceeds of crime, they said.

A 44-year-old man from Liverpool was arrested on suspicion of possession with intent to supply class A drugs, possession of cannabis and possession of criminal property.

A 44-year-old woman from Liverpool was arrested on suspicion of possession with intent to supply class A drugs and possession of criminal property.

They have all been released under investigation as enquiries continue.

Anyone with information can contact @MerPolCC, 101 quoting ref. 20000558501 or Crimestoppers on 0800 555 111.
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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by GT93 » September 18, 2020, 12:00 pm

I enjoy reading reports about badly behaved supporters of the LFC.

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Post by tamada » September 18, 2020, 2:12 pm

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Post by dezzer111 » September 18, 2020, 2:20 pm

That "smile of disguise" doesn't fool most people 747 you are a closet Red supporter just come clean, you won't be puplicly humiliated. 😂
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Post by Sateeb » September 18, 2020, 2:55 pm

All aboard 747. Next stop Crewe...

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Post by dezzer111 » September 18, 2020, 3:36 pm

Sateeb wrote:
September 18, 2020, 2:55 pm
All aboard 747. Next stop Crewe...

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Most likely faster than the cab he used to drive.
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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by 747man » September 18, 2020, 4:39 pm

dezzer111 wrote:
September 18, 2020, 3:36 pm
Sateeb wrote:
September 18, 2020, 2:55 pm
All aboard 747. Next stop Crewe...

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Most likely faster than the cab he used to drive.
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Post by smellyellie » September 19, 2020, 6:59 pm

Goodison is looking packed

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Re: English Premier League 2020/21

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Re: English Premier League 2020/21

Post by 747man » September 19, 2020, 8:42 pm

tamada wrote:
September 19, 2020, 8:39 pm
stattointhailand wrote:
September 19, 2020, 8:29 pm
:shock: :shock: Everton top of the league
Full time: Everton 5-2 West Brom

Peep peep! Everton go top of the Premier League, at least for the next eight hours, after an ultimately emphatic win over West Brom. The match was settled in a 90-second period just before half-time when James Rodriguez made it 2-1 to Everton and Kieran Gibbs was sent off for shoving James in the face.

Dominic Calvert-Lewin was the star with the first hat-trick of his career, while James again oozed class. It’s been a very, very good seven days for Everton.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/li ... eague-live
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