COVID-19/Corona Virus HUMOR??

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Post by jackspratt » May 18, 2020, 10:53 pm

vincemunday wrote:
May 18, 2020, 9:30 pm
God you’re a useless, humourless knob.
Have a bad day, vince?

That tsunami in Japan a couple of weeks ago - now that was funny. :D



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Post by vincemunday » May 19, 2020, 6:40 am

jackspratt wrote:
May 18, 2020, 10:53 pm
vincemunday wrote:
May 18, 2020, 9:30 pm
God you’re a useless, humourless knob.
Have a bad day, vince?

That tsunami in Japan a couple of weeks ago - now that was funny. :D
So what's funny about watching people dying and their homes and offices get washed away? You're a little bit odd aren't you.

I'm sure it won't be the last time I'll come across fake news.
The forest was shrinking daily but the trees kept voting for the axe as its handle was made of wood and they thought it was one of them.

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Post by tamada » May 19, 2020, 10:10 pm

Dr. Anthony Fauci, Director of the U.S. National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases tells the President, "This morning, three Brazilians have died from Covid-19."

Trump's face goes egg-shell white with shock. The blood drained from his face and to everyone’s amazement he drops to his knees on the floor, head bowed, hands clasped in supplication. Minutes passed but to everyone’s relief President Trump gets up shakily and sits back in his chair.

His staff are nothing less than stunned at this display of compassion and empathy from their President, nervously watching as he sits, head in hands, waiting for him to speak.

Finally, the President looks up and with a shaky, hoarse voice asks Dr. Fauci, "Exactly how many people is a brazillion?"

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Post by vincemunday » May 21, 2020, 6:54 am

***snigger***
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Post by stattointhailand » May 21, 2020, 12:17 pm

More an observation than a joke ......

The Aussies are well ahead of England in the tests again

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Post by vidmaster » May 22, 2020, 2:49 am

Really
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Post by vidmaster » May 22, 2020, 2:49 am

Also
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Post by vincemunday » May 22, 2020, 7:29 pm

When will it start again?
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Post by 747man » May 22, 2020, 7:37 pm

Drive Through Only......
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Post by GT93 » May 24, 2020, 4:08 pm

vincemunday wrote:
May 18, 2020, 9:30 pm
God you’re a useless, humourless knob.
I really enjoyed jack's post and I thought it was funny. I find your response a bit odd Vince. Posters will find amusement in different things.

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Post by vincemunday » May 24, 2020, 4:23 pm

You're very easily pleased GT93.
The forest was shrinking daily but the trees kept voting for the axe as its handle was made of wood and they thought it was one of them.

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Post by jackspratt » May 24, 2020, 7:20 pm

GT93 wrote:
May 24, 2020, 4:08 pm
I really enjoyed jack's post and I thought it was funny. I find your response a bit odd Vince. Posters will find amusement in different things.
Well said, 93.

Perhaps the northern hemisphere soap-dodgers need to lighten up. :D

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Post by vincemunday » May 24, 2020, 9:14 pm

jackspratt wrote:
May 24, 2020, 7:20 pm
GT93 wrote:
May 24, 2020, 4:08 pm
I really enjoyed jack's post and I thought it was funny. I find your response a bit odd Vince. Posters will find amusement in different things.
Well said, 93.

Perhaps the northern hemisphere soap-dodgers need to lighten up. :D
You're over stepping the mark Prat.
The forest was shrinking daily but the trees kept voting for the axe as its handle was made of wood and they thought it was one of them.

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Post by jackspratt » May 24, 2020, 9:56 pm

I must have missed something vince - where exactly is "the mark", and who set it?

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Post by vincemunday » May 25, 2020, 6:29 am

With a nice Chianti
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Re: COVID-19/Corona Virus HUMOR??

Post by GT93 » May 25, 2020, 8:52 am

vincemunday wrote:
May 24, 2020, 9:14 pm
jackspratt wrote:
May 24, 2020, 7:20 pm
GT93 wrote:
May 24, 2020, 4:08 pm
I really enjoyed jack's post and I thought it was funny. I find your response a bit odd Vince. Posters will find amusement in different things.
Well said, 93.

Perhaps the northern hemisphere soap-dodgers need to lighten up. :D
You're over stepping the mark Prat.
jack posts an amusing post and look at your initial reply Vince. You started this exchange. If you're giving it out, you'll get something back.

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Post by vincemunday » May 25, 2020, 10:17 am

A valid point, I need to stop being so grumpy.
The forest was shrinking daily but the trees kept voting for the axe as its handle was made of wood and they thought it was one of them.

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