Sorry I,ve only come across this topical thread....
It's very interesting but doesn't go into much detail what there is to-do and where to stay for the discerning tourist.
The number one attraction is listed as "Wacky Warehouse " followed by a welding course at the Steelworks, a shopping expedition to Lidl supermarket and lastly watching a Scunthorpe FC football match.
For accommodation The Royal seems very popular with unfriendly staff and poor food.
However, the cost may be too much for those trying to survive on just a UK pension so Mustafa's Homestay and Dormitory looks a good bet with a chance to meet residents from other countries like Syria, Iraq and Afghanistan.
Just when I thought our chance had passed,you go and save the best for last.