2. Remember, an alcoholic and a drunk are not the same thing at all. The alcoholic has to attend meetings.
6. Booze is the answer, but I don't remember the question.
3.Richard comes home from a night of drinking. As he stumbles through the front door, his wife snaps at him, 'What's the big idea coming home half drunk?'
He replies, slurring, 'I'm sorry honey. I ran out of money.'
4.Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
5.An amnesiac walks into an inn and asks the barman, 'Do I come here often?'
