The "I WISH" Thread

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The "I WISH" Thread

Post by Drunk Monkey » July 11, 2019, 1:54 am

Just a bit of fun ..

IF you had 2 wishes .. what would they be ??

DM

As the old specilas hit friday night saturday morning song goes .. i wish i had lipistick on my shirt ,, instead of piss stains on my shoes ..they dont write em like that anymore.



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Post by vlad » July 11, 2019, 2:23 am

Not being a total a ole when i was an apprentice and should have gone with the system instead of rebeling and thinking i was clever. 2 Meet a future Mrs Vlad who wanted to be with me instead of what I had.

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Post by DuiDui49 » July 11, 2019, 8:25 am

*I wish to be a healthy and good/better husband/friend to my wife.
*I wish to always be okey whith the small things in life,not the big onces.
*I wish my fait in God will be stronger.
*I wish that i would get a phonecall from my son were he says..-Hi dad,i'm ready to come and meet you know.(Haven't seen him since he was around 10 and he's now 30.
*I wish to NEVER forget to be thankfull for what i have now in life.

Thank you and have a nice day everyone..:-)
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Re: The "I WISH" Thread

Post by tamada » July 11, 2019, 8:43 am

I wish I was in Udon.
I wish I had paid more attention in school.

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Re: The "I WISH" Thread

Post by Udon Map » July 11, 2019, 9:44 am

Drunk Monkey wrote:
July 11, 2019, 1:54 am
Just a bit of fun ..

IF you had 2 wishes .. what would they be ??
Thanks, DM, for starting this thread. This is an interesting idea, which could make for an interesting thread. Let's not get sidetracked into politics, Trump, or our opinions of other members, and try to stay true to what he intended. Off-topic posts have been, and will continue to be, removed.

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Re: The "I WISH" Thread

Post by tataw » July 11, 2019, 11:01 am

That's one wish gone.........................

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Post by saint » July 11, 2019, 12:17 pm

I wish some of you could count !!!!
My second wish would be for never ending wishes to come true . Simple really . NEXT.

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Post by dezzer » July 11, 2019, 1:43 pm

saint wrote:
July 11, 2019, 12:17 pm
I wish some of you could count !!!!
My second wish would be for never ending wishes to come true . Simple really . NEXT.
I've only had one wish ?
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Post by GT93 » July 11, 2019, 2:00 pm

If there were 80 baht to the pound and a large Leo was 5 baht, the population of Blighty might be under 30 million. :lol:

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Post by Galee » July 11, 2019, 2:07 pm

I wish I was as healthy as I was this time last year. :(

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Post by dezzer » July 11, 2019, 2:50 pm

GT93 wrote:
July 11, 2019, 2:00 pm
true
If there were 80 baht to the pound and a large Leo was 5 baht, the population of Blighty might be under 30 million. :lol:
Quite true ,only if ahhh.
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Re: The "I WISH" Thread

Post by hairyharry » July 11, 2019, 4:38 pm

I wish I was hung like a donkey instead of an elephant
I wish my wives tits dispensed old speckled hen

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Re: The "I WISH" Thread

Post by Essex » July 11, 2019, 6:30 pm

1. I wish we were all colour blind

2. I want to go around the course on Monday under 100 and damage fewer trees
I am independently poor

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Re: The "I WISH" Thread

Post by Lone Star » July 12, 2019, 6:18 am

I wish I had achieved and reached the "Land of Critical Mass" sooner.
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Re: The "I WISH" Thread

Post by saint » July 12, 2019, 7:05 am

Essex wrote:
July 11, 2019, 6:30 pm
1. I wish we were all colour blind
Aint there enough carnage on Thai roads ? Could you imagine how much more there would be if they could not distinguish red from green .
Oh on second thoughts , maybe it might improve things . :-k

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Re: The "I WISH" Thread

Post by Drunk Monkey » July 12, 2019, 8:43 am

saint wrote:
July 12, 2019, 7:05 am
Essex wrote:
July 11, 2019, 6:30 pm
1. I wish we were all colour blind
Aint there enough carnage on Thai roads ? Could you imagine how much more there would be if they could not distinguish red from green .
Oh on second thoughts , maybe it might improve things . :-k
All colour blind ..theres a thought .. shocking expats meandering down soi sampan with a total lack of colour cordinated clothing and even :shock: :shock: wearing odd socks under their cerise pink sandals (this appears already to be a common furnominum in soi Brick House ) .. and no need to dye those grey hairs jet black ... what would out Thai hosts think and about all the oddly dressed falangs and what should we call a Thai GREEN curry on the menu .

Im trying to come up with something positive for all to be colour blind .. and saint has already stated less carnage at traffic intersections is possible .

I wish i hadnt drank 3 Chang promotions at Accoustic restaurant last night ..

DM

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Re: The "I WISH" Thread

Post by colt1911 » July 12, 2019, 9:08 am

DM. You are outdoing yourself this morning!! What great humor. I love to laugh.

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Re: The "I WISH" Thread

Post by timmy » July 12, 2019, 10:59 am

colour blindness is,nt all its cracked up to be , it costs me an extra 100 baht every 5 years when I have
to renew my driving license's ,cant make out any of the light colours ...

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Re: The "I WISH" Thread

Post by MusicalBars » July 12, 2019, 12:31 pm

timmy wrote:
July 12, 2019, 10:59 am
colour blindness is,nt all its cracked up to be , it costs me an extra 100 baht every 5 years when I have
to renew my driving license's ,cant make out any of the light colours ...
I thought your problem was being blind drunk not color blind 555 hope your keeping well

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