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Post by 747man » April 8, 2019, 8:57 pm

A Touch of the Remoaners !!!
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Post by stattointhailand » April 8, 2019, 9:34 pm

I take it that the bookies failed to mention that the winner was the only horse with 4 legs then :lol:

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Oh Dear !!!!!!!!!!
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Post by AlexO » April 17, 2019, 7:04 am

In the wreckage from the flames the firefighters could only salvage a small case. Inside they found two sandwiches, a bag of crisps and a carton of juice....
It was the lunchpack of Notre -Dame!!..

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Post by AlexO » April 19, 2019, 6:53 pm

A couple, both age 78, went to an NHS sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them £50.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.
Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"
"We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied.
"She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges £90. The Hilton charges £108. We do it here for £50...and I get £43 back from Bupa.

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Post by 747man » April 19, 2019, 8:07 pm

BREAKING: Man shot with starting pistol in senseless attack.
Police believe it’s race related.

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Post by 747man » April 21, 2019, 2:35 pm

Liverpool Fans Watching them,Last Time they Won The League !!!
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