Police roadside emmisions testing

[Drunk Monkey]

Just back from a trip to Bkk and in the space of a morning we were pulled over in Bkk and the van tested for exhaust emmisions .. police armed with a gadget like a metal detector but twith a pipe on that he stuck up my back end whilst i was told to rev the engine to 2500 rpm .. they seemed to be stopping commercial vehicles from Vans to 6n 10 wheel trucks also obviously older looking cars n sheds. We were k so cant comment on the fine or the deal ?? .. but .. was this to do with the haze ..or just another brain wave to fill up the tea pot. AND WILL THESE TESTS BECOME A NATIONWIDE THING ???

Twas indeed a strange trip after enduring horrendous bkk traffic fianlly made it out where the air is clear ..clearer ... then having marvelled at the the awesome mega construction that is the over head dual lane road from Korat to Saraburi i stopped off at a PTT to get a coffee n perform a bowel movement .. having chosen this particular station as it has nice coffee and more so euro bogs not squatters i was sat comfortably when a reasonably large snake slithered right in front of me in the open steel drainage channel , i dont mind snakes but was pleased after he or she had eyeballed me then slithered into the next WC .. it wasnt a dangerous snake .. if a cobra things would of been different ... cant say i would have ---- myself cos i already had but DM would ov been over the top n out quicker then you can say Sssssssssnake

[Drunk Monkey]

Just back from a trip to Bkk and in the space of a morning we were pulled over in Bkk and the van tested for exhaust emmisions .. police armed with a gadget like a metal detector but twith a pipe on that he stuck up my back end whilst i was told to rev the engine to 2500 rpm .. they seemed to be stopping commercial vehicles from Vans to 6n 10 wheel trucks also obviously older looking cars n sheds. We were k so cant comment on the fine or the deal ?? .. but .. was this to do with the haze ..or just another brain wave to fill up the tea pot. AND WILL THESE TESTS BECOME A NATIONWIDE THING ???

Twas indeed a strange trip after enduring horrendous bkk traffic fianlly made it out where the air is clear ..clearer ... then having marvelled at the the awesome mega construction that is the over head dual lane road from Korat to Saraburi i stopped off at a PTT to get a coffee n perform a bowel movement .. having chosen this particular station as it has nice coffee and more so euro bogs not squatters i was sat comfortably when a reasonably large snake slithered right in front of me in the open steel drainage channel , i dont mind snakes but was pleased after he or she had eyeballed me then slithered into the next WC .. it wasnt a dangerous snake .. if a cobra things would of been different ... cant say i would have **** myself cos i already had but DM would ov been over the top n out quicker then you can say Sssssssssnake

Dao tells me if a snake crosses your path it means good luck !!!!! ..lets hope so .

[Stantheman]

Just back from a trip to Bkk and in the space of a morning we were pulled over in Bkk and the van tested for exhaust emmisions .. police armed with a gadget like a metal detector but twith a pipe on that he stuck up my back end whilst i was told to rev the engine to 2500 rpm .. they seemed to be stopping commercial vehicles from Vans to 6n 10 wheel trucks also obviously older looking cars n sheds. We were k so cant comment on the fine or the deal ?? .. but .. was this to do with the haze ..or just another brain wave to fill up the tea pot. AND WILL THESE TESTS BECOME A NATIONWIDE THING ???

Twas indeed a strange trip after enduring horrendous bkk traffic fianlly made it out where the air is clear ..clearer ... then having marvelled at the the awesome mega construction that is the over head dual lane road from Korat to Saraburi i stopped off at a PTT to get a coffee n perform a bowel movement .. having chosen this particular station as it has nice coffee and more so euro bogs not squatters i was sat comfortably when a reasonably large snake slithered right in front of me in the open steel drainage channel , i dont mind snakes but was pleased after he or she had eyeballed me then slithered into the next WC .. it wasnt a dangerous snake .. if a cobra things would of been different ... cant say i would have **** myself cos i already had but DM would ov been over the top n out quicker then you can say Sssssssssnake

Dao tells me if a snake crosses your path it means good luck !!!!! ..lets hope so .

Did Dao have you run out and buy some lottery tickets?

[747man]

police armed with a gadget like a metal detector but twith a pipe on that he stuck up my back end ,Bet YOU Enjoyed THAT ????????????????

perform a bowel movement.............Waaaaayyyyy Too Much Information, Thank You !!!!

[saint]

Its only good luck if you do not get bitten .

[FrazeeDK]

sok sok sok.....

[minimiglia]

Good lets hope they start doing this everywhere and then impounding offenders

[FrazeeDK]

for Udon the more recent haze and pollution has been the big sugar cane plantations burning off, an annual event.. Prohibited by the government yet minimal enforcement...

[Drunk Monkey]

for Udon the more recent haze and pollution has been the big sugar cane plantations burning off, an annual event.. Prohibited by the government yet minimal enforcement...

Not only Udon but all over Isaan .. sneaky buggars burn at night so the BIB cant see it .. just when u wake up n everything is covered in black ash n nonsense and the feilds are all black .. where is inspector Clooso when you need him .

[Drunk Monkey]

police armed with a gadget like a metal detector but twith a pipe on that he stuck up my back end ,Bet YOU Enjoyed THAT ????????????????

Pleased it wasnt his truncheon

perform a bowel movement.............Waaaaayyyyy Too Much Information, Thank You !!!!

Having a sh8t i believe is the correct terminology in Merkyside isnt it Alan ??

STILL waiting for my good luck !!

DM

[747man]

Having a sh8t i believe is the correct terminology in Merkyside isnt it Alan ?...No Jon, Having A Dump or A Crap is nearer the mark...

[Drunk Monkey]

Having a sh8t i believe is the correct terminology in Merkyside isnt it Alan ?...No Jon, Having A Dump or A Crap is nearer the mark...

Thanks for putting me right Lar .. i will sleep well tonight knowing this precious cultural gem.

Back on topic ... those blooming sugar cane trucks need emmisions testing , and lights aswell .

[747man]

Having a sh8t i believe is the correct terminology in Merkyside isnt it Alan ?...No Jon, Having A Dump or A Crap is nearer the mark...

Thanks for putting me right Lar .. i will sleep well tonight knowing this precious cultural gem.

Back on topic ... those blooming sugar cane trucks need emmisions testing , and lights aswell .

But Some of The Hiso would say " I'm Off for a Number 2 ( A Poo )