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Re: Consolidated Jokes

Post by 747man » June 12, 2018, 8:23 pm

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Re: Consolidated Jokes

Post by Nigglyb » June 13, 2018, 3:39 am

The England football team visited an orphanage in Russia today.
“It was heartbreaking to see their little faces with no hope” said Vladimir aged 6
May the bridges I burn light the path in front of me

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Re: Consolidated Jokes

Post by vidmaster » June 13, 2018, 2:10 pm

I made a bed out of old magazines and now I have back issues.

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Re: Consolidated Jokes

Post by 747man » June 14, 2018, 10:28 am

I've got two tickets for the #WorldCup2018 final, but I didn't realise it will be on the same day as my wedding so I can't go.

If you're interested and want to go instead of me, it's at St Andrews church in Brighton, the girl is called Sarah and she’s very nice....

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Re: Consolidated Jokes

Post by vidmaster » June 14, 2018, 11:50 am

My boss said he's going to fire everyone with bad posture. I have a hunch it might be me.

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