Premier League 2017-18

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Re: Premier League 2017-18

Post by 747man » May 29, 2018, 12:47 pm

Zidane wrote:
May 29, 2018, 9:31 am
You have to remember that GT93 comes from New Zealand where his only chance of a bit on the side is the odd stray sheep ! ;)
But,yes,this is a football forum not a dating agency.Please contact 747man by pm only.Thank you. :badteeth:
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Re: Premier League 2017-18

Post by GT93 » May 29, 2018, 1:10 pm

There are heaps of cute slim Asian girls in Auckland looking for a nice Kiwi man. I'm envious of the choices young Kiwis have these days. No need to head for Bangkok or Pattaya.

I hope you didn't spend too long looking for the photo of the fat white guy in his red jocks Zids. It's not the kind of photo I'd want to pass time looking for. Is he a former Man U player?
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Re: Premier League 2017-18

Post by Zidane » May 29, 2018, 1:51 pm

Sorry if I've upset you two.....your personal relationship is your own business and nobody elses ;)
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Re: Premier League 2017-18

Post by stattointhailand » May 29, 2018, 7:29 pm

MORE ON SILVA

More to add to our early report that Marco Silva was extremely close to completing his move to Everton...

The Toffees are working towards an announcement before the end of the week.

Silva has spoken to director of football Marcel Brands and discussed how they are going to work together, with Brands officially taking up his role on Friday.

His next discussions with Silva will centre on transfer strategy/targets and budget.

Seems to make perfect sense to me ..... sack a guy who reputation is built around keeping teams up and hire one with a record of taking teams down ](*,) ](*,) ](*,) on the bright side it is almost guaranteed that Alan Pardew will still be available come mid October :-k

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Re: Premier League 2017-18

Post by GT93 » May 30, 2018, 1:14 am

This thread should have been called Everton 2017-18 given how much the focus is on the Toffees. It's a fun team to support and is a giant on the Udonmap landscape.

I suggest some other posters switch to supporting Everton. Zids would seem to be an excellent fit with Everton. It's well known he's a bit bananas.
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GT93 wrote:
May 30, 2018, 1:14 am
This thread should have been called Everton 2017-18 given how much the focus is on the Toffees. It's a fun team to support and is a giant on the Udonmap landscape.

I suggest some other posters switch to supporting Everton. Zids would seem to be an excellent fit with Everton. It's well known he's a bit bananas.
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Re: Premier League 2017-18

Post by Zidane » May 30, 2018, 9:29 am

The reason Everton feature so much on the forum is because they are an absolute shambles of a club but great entertainment to read about ( not great entertainment to watch).
But I know Alan is grateful for all the support you are giving him.He needs all the help he can get on here !
With you following Everton that now means they have 3 supporters in the whole of Asia. (goodison,wisely keeps a low profile). :badteeth:
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Post by stattointhailand » May 30, 2018, 9:31 am

Is it a scouse thing ......... repeating the same thing time after time after time after time after time after time after time after time .............. PLEASE try to find another picture, there are millions out there, you really dont need to use the same one a hundred times :sleepy:

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Post by TAXIfor7/11 » May 30, 2018, 9:53 am

stattointhailand wrote:
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Is it a scouse thing ......... repeating the same thing time after time after time after time after time after time after time after time .............. PLEASE try to find another picture, there are millions out there, you really dont need to use the same one a hundred times :sleepy:
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Re: Premier League 2017-18

Post by GT93 » May 30, 2018, 11:37 am

I enjoy a jolly good shambles although if I was British the Brexit shambles might be an exception.

I thought the Toffees finished respectably high up the Premiership table.
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Re: Premier League 2017-18

Post by stattointhailand » May 31, 2018, 12:07 pm

MAGPIES NET GOALKEEPER

Martin Dubravka has completed his permanent move to Newcastle United, signing a four-year deal which will keep him in the North East until 2022.

The goalkeeper was signed in January on loan from Sparta Prague, and the Magpies have now taken up the option to keep him on Tyneside. (Sky)

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Re: Premier League 2017-18

Post by stattointhailand » June 3, 2018, 8:02 pm

Hope the red & blue sides of Scousland can stop the bickering for 5 mins to wish Ashley Williams a speedy recovery.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/44344933

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Re: Premier League 2017-18

Post by Drunk Monkey » June 3, 2018, 9:02 pm

Zidane wrote:
May 30, 2018, 9:29 am
The reason Everton feature so much on the forum is because they are an absolute shambles of a club but great entertainment to read about ( not great entertainment to watch).
But I know Alan is grateful for all the support you are giving him.He needs all the help he can get on here !
With you following Everton that now means they have 3 supporters in the whole of Asia. (goodison,wisely keeps a low profile). :badteeth:
NO NO NO ,,, thats simply not correct Zid , theres Bill (seahawk on UM hes a staunch Evertionian) and i met a fella in Sisaket the other month who owned up to being a Toffees fan ..SO .. that makes 5 Asian Everton Followers .

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Re: Premier League 2017-18

Post by TAXIfor7/11 » June 3, 2018, 9:10 pm

stattointhailand wrote:
June 3, 2018, 8:02 pm
Hope the red & blue sides of Scousland can stop the bickering for 5 mins to wish Ashley Williams a speedy recovery.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/44344933
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Re: Premier League 2017-18

Post by Zidane » June 4, 2018, 11:01 am

Drunk Monkey wrote:
June 3, 2018, 9:02 pm
Zidane wrote:
May 30, 2018, 9:29 am
With you following Everton that now means they have 3 supporters in the whole of Asia. (goodison,wisely keeps a low profile). :badteeth:
NO NO NO ,,, thats simply not correct Zid , theres Bill (seahawk on UM hes a staunch Evertionian) and i met a fella in Sisaket the other month who owned up to being a Toffees fan ..SO .. that makes 5 Asian Everton Followers .
Well,that does surprise me ! Seahawk always came across as a decent,intelligent poster on the forum.Did he confide that in you after he'd had a few to drink ? :-k
The guy in Sisaket…...maybe an attention seeker.....when you left him he probably thought "Blimey did I really say that " :oops:

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Ashley Williams....that is a nasty injury.It must have been some challenge.....two broken ribs and a collapsed lung.....I broke a couple of ribs a year or two back and the pain was incredible.....it took 8 weeks before it went away.....yeah,you wouldn't wish it on anybody.Hope he recovers quickly and is back helping Everton in their fight against relegation next season ! ;)
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Re: Premier League 2017-18

Post by GT93 » June 4, 2018, 12:54 pm

I'm delighted that the Toffees remain the focus of so much positive attention. Not that I'm an attention seeker.
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Post by dezzer111 » June 4, 2018, 2:10 pm

GT93 wrote:
June 4, 2018, 12:54 pm
I'm delighted that the Toffees remain the focus of so much positive attention. Not that I'm an attention seeker.
Only if they where positive on the field that would please 747 but alas depressing lol lol lol :-"
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Re: Premier League 2017-18

Post by 747man » June 4, 2018, 2:51 pm

dezzer111 wrote:
June 4, 2018, 2:10 pm
GT93 wrote:
June 4, 2018, 12:54 pm
I'm delighted that the Toffees remain the focus of so much positive attention. Not that I'm an attention seeker.
Only if they where positive on the field that would please 747 but alas depressing lol lol lol :-"
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Post by mathusalah80 » June 4, 2018, 3:04 pm

GT93 wrote:
June 4, 2018, 12:54 pm
Not that I'm an attention seeker. [/quote

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Re: Premier League 2017-18

Post by dezzer111 » June 4, 2018, 8:28 pm

747man wrote:
June 4, 2018, 2:51 pm
dezzer111 wrote:
June 4, 2018, 2:10 pm
GT93 wrote:
June 4, 2018, 12:54 pm
I'm delighted that the Toffees remain the focus of so much positive attention. Not that I'm an attention seeker.
Only if they where positive on the field that would please 747 but alas depressing lol lol lol :-"
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Why are you posting images of yourself people will really see what you are like be positive about yourself oh dear you can't
Not to worry mate just like your team on that positive note have a nice night mate.
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