Very credible. Good work Clouseau.jackspratt wrote: ↑May 25, 2022, 10:39 amHe was actually on assignment with the Missing Persons squad, and searching for Charlie Allnut and Miss Sayer.
Monkey pox
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'Don't waste your words on people who deserve your silence'
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'You don't have to be afraid of everything you don't understand'
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~Reinhold Messner~
'You don't have to be afraid of everything you don't understand'
~Louise Perica~
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Monkeypox is considered racist by the woke fruitcakes.
Please consider:
Simian sores
Bubbles the chimp
Primate pustules
Chimp pimples
Ape acne
Please consider:
Simian sores
Bubbles the chimp
Primate pustules
Chimp pimples
Ape acne
Ashli Babbitt -- SAY HER NAME!
Re: Monkey pox
WHO asks public for help with monkeypox name change
The United Nations health agency says it wants to find a new, less stigmatising name for the rapidly-spreading disease.
those poor monkeys
The United Nations health agency says it wants to find a new, less stigmatising name for the rapidly-spreading disease.
those poor monkeys
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In other news, woke dog owner's in the UK are petitioning their members of parliament for the removal of 'dogs bollocks' from the vernacular.
Scots Pine trees on the Canadian northwest are closely following the EU courts plans to penalize anyone calling their dead tree a victim of Dutch Elm disease.
Scots Pine trees on the Canadian northwest are closely following the EU courts plans to penalize anyone calling their dead tree a victim of Dutch Elm disease.
'Don't waste your words on people who deserve your silence'
~Reinhold Messner~
'You don't have to be afraid of everything you don't understand'
~Louise Perica~
~Reinhold Messner~
'You don't have to be afraid of everything you don't understand'
~Louise Perica~
Re: Monkey pox
Trust the French.
From ABC News:
1st case of human-to-pet transmission of monkeypox: How to protect your pets
https://abcnews.go.com/Health/protect-p ... d=88464824
From ABC News:
1st case of human-to-pet transmission of monkeypox: How to protect your pets
https://abcnews.go.com/Health/protect-p ... d=88464824
'Don't waste your words on people who deserve your silence'
~Reinhold Messner~
'You don't have to be afraid of everything you don't understand'
~Louise Perica~
~Reinhold Messner~
'You don't have to be afraid of everything you don't understand'
~Louise Perica~
Re: Monkey pox
Now the fruits are going to be offended
“Just as we are dealing with the probable emergence of fourth wave of Covid-19, a new virus known as tomato flu, or tomato fever, has emerged in India in the state of Kerala in children younger than 5 years,”
“Just as we are dealing with the probable emergence of fourth wave of Covid-19, a new virus known as tomato flu, or tomato fever, has emerged in India in the state of Kerala in children younger than 5 years,”
Re: Monkey pox
the latest WHO guidance on Monkeypox doesn't say diddle-doo about who the primary infected demographic is.. Now the American CDC at a White House briefing (that being Walensky) did lay it on the line. Infections are 98% male and 93% men having sex with men... The initial "skin contact" has been dropped and basically its sexual activity... But, so as not to offend anyone there is no aggressive campaign to tell people to stop doing stupid ----. That would be stigmatizing.
Dave
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Classy, statts ..... welcome back to the 80s.
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Well its a hell of an improvement on the pathetic moron PC 2020's
I'll try not to get offended for somone
I'll try not to get offended for somone
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Re: Monkey pox
Giraffe pox
Tiger pox
Pussy cat pox
Why should the monkeys bask in the noteriety of having a virus named after them. After all, mosquitoes spread malaria, but do we call it the Mozie Virus?
Tiger pox
Pussy cat pox
Why should the monkeys bask in the noteriety of having a virus named after them. After all, mosquitoes spread malaria, but do we call it the Mozie Virus?
I had a bumper sticker in Texas that read 'Beam me up Scotty'. I often wish I could find one in Udon Thani
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Not front pussy
I had a bumper sticker in Texas that read 'Beam me up Scotty'. I often wish I could find one in Udon Thani
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Pussy's always at the front unless she's face down. That's why it's called the 'front bum', no?
Mind you face up or face down (or in the dark), the easy rule of thumb (!) is it's the "second hole from the back of the neck".
Here endeth today's biology lesson.
'Don't waste your words on people who deserve your silence'
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'You don't have to be afraid of everything you don't understand'
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~Reinhold Messner~
'You don't have to be afraid of everything you don't understand'
~Louise Perica~
Re: Monkey pox
I use colour coding
I had a bumper sticker in Texas that read 'Beam me up Scotty'. I often wish I could find one in Udon Thani
Re: Monkey pox
In snooker, it's brown before pink unless going in-off.
'Don't waste your words on people who deserve your silence'
~Reinhold Messner~
'You don't have to be afraid of everything you don't understand'
~Louise Perica~
~Reinhold Messner~
'You don't have to be afraid of everything you don't understand'
~Louise Perica~
Re: Monkey pox
I thought Monkey pox is a regular acne problem, isn't it? In any case, I recommend that you familiarize yourself with the methods of treating such problem https://beautysecretkeeper.com/how-to-g ... cne-scars/
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Re: Monkey pox
I got pox from.a monkey once ..her name was Brian n he worked in soi Yodsak... fortunately my medical insurance covered it.
I told my mum.i got it off a toilet seat
Dm
I told my mum.i got it off a toilet seat
Dm
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L2 Season 19/20 Codheads 0 Scunny 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2qrsItFUug
8 minutes is the point of lift off !!!!!!!
L2 Season 19/20 Codheads 0 Scunny 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2qrsItFUug
8 minutes is the point of lift off !!!!!!!