EPL Banter Thread

[Niggly]

Dontbforget ..Leeds golden bollocks Bamford every mother in laws dream .. scored a good goal just before Palace fluked a second .. an out streched arm made him.offside ..if he had trimmed his finger nails before kick.off twood of stood it was that tight ..and obviously would ov changed thecwhole course of the game 1-1 .. soon was 2-0 ..

Alas ..if mi granny had bollocks shed be mi grandad ..n its noe consigned to.the history books ..

Dm

Forgot to add ..
Suprised no Niggly comments on the offside goal.by golden balls Bamford ??? ..must have been to engrossed in the spam n tripe butty .

Dm

I could have gone bleating on about it & posting a load of out of date “funny” pictures but I might be mistaken for an Everton fan

[samster]

He actually wasnt offside anyway. The media only seem to be showing one angle and concentrating on the defender behind Bamford. What about this angle!!? Bad enough anyway but, when the technology is used incorrectly, it's a real pisser.

[samster]

Good picture innit?

[samster]

We wuz robbed.

[Niggly]

Well seeing as it’s been brought up

BBC Sport
7 November 2020
“The worst decision in the history of football'

"That is the worst I've ever seen. The worst in the history of football," said former Wales midfielder Robbie Savage, who was watching the game for BT Sport at the time.

"Absurd," Match of the Day host and ex-England striker Gary Lineker posted on social media. "That's another ridiculous VAR offside decision to disallow Bamford's goal. I actually loathe the way it's being implemented."

Former Tottenham midfielder Jermaine Jenas said on BBC Radio 5 Live: "It was an absolutely disgusting decision not to give Bamford the goal. He's been done for having long arms and for pointing where he wants the ball played.

"It's ridiculous - we've lost our minds in our sport at the moment. There's no doubt that would have had an impact on the game."

[Drunk Monkey]

When i saw it i thought it was onside .. its getting / got stupid niw this var twaddle .. spoiling the game and effecting results like this .. more worryingly niggly could ov choked on a gob full.of nasty tinned spahetti .

Didnt relize its got down to fingertips offside nowadays .

Dm

[Niggly]

Imagine if VAR is introduced into the Thai leagues. There’s a predilection for pointing here

[747man]

Dontbforget ..Leeds golden bollocks Bamford every mother in laws dream .. scored a good goal just before Palace fluked a second .. an out streched arm made him.offside ..if he had trimmed his finger nails before kick.off twood of stood it was that tight ..and obviously would ov changed thecwhole course of the game 1-1 .. soon was 2-0 ..

Alas ..if mi granny had bollocks shed be mi grandad ..n its noe consigned to.the history books ..

Dm

Forgot to add ..
Suprised no Niggly comments on the offside goal.by golden balls Bamford ??? ..must have been to engrossed in the spam n tripe butty .

Dm

I could have gone bleating on about it & posting a load of out of date “funny” pictures but I might be mistaken for an Everton fan

NO, You Couldn't We aren't Born OR Manufactured....WE Are CHOSEN....

[Drunk Monkey]

Alans lilac ensomble shirt wear had been threw thecwash so many times they were see thru .. and usually were being eaten alive by the crack.ov his arse n up.up.his arm.pits .. not a pretty sight in fact ..pollution on the eye n hexwas banned from the school.bus and his lollpop man duties in nong khai ..

NOW this seafoam disaster ...the mind boggles

Dm.

You may have missed my previous post as we turned pages Alan . Now off to the Nong khai day center its your turn in the to take biscuits and go.in the barrel.

Everton FC .. the FC stands for Freefall Club

Dm

[Niggly]

Whereabouts are Leeds Then, Oh Yeah I See now.....15th !!

Yep, but haven’t they just come up from the Championship & not toppled so rapidly from the top.
I thought crash mats were about to be deployed but you’ve obviously not reached the final resting place yet so freefall has been let to continue

EDIT
Haven’t you started posting about Premier League teams in the wrong thread? Insight into your future perhaps

Now moved to the correct place

[747man]

Whereabouts are Leeds Then, Oh Yeah I See now.....15th !!

Yep, but haven’t they just come up from the Championship & not toppled so rapidly from the top.
I thought crash mats were about to be deployed but you’ve obviously not reached the final resting place yet so freefall has been let to continue

EDIT
Haven’t you started posting about Premier League teams in the wrong thread? Insight into your future perhaps

Now moved to the correct place

But it Was YOU That brought Everton into THIS Thread, YOU Fool !!

[747man]

Whereabouts are Leeds Then, Oh Yeah I See now.....15th !!

Yep, but haven’t they just come up from the Championship & not toppled so rapidly from the top.
I thought crash mats were about to be deployed but you’ve obviously not reached the final resting place yet so freefall has been let to continue

EDIT
Haven’t you started posting about Premier League teams in the wrong thread? Insight into your future perhaps

Now moved to the correct place

O.K. So The NEW Moderator ( Niggly ) has now Promoted Himself.....But has he Informed Paul ( The Admin ) I Doubt it..

[747man]

Now moved to the correct place.....So when did YOU become A Moderator then ??

[Niggly]

Whereabouts are Leeds Then, Oh Yeah I See now.....15th !!

Yep, but haven’t they just come up from the Championship & not toppled so rapidly from the top.
I thought crash mats were about to be deployed but you’ve obviously not reached the final resting place yet so freefall has been let to continue

EDIT
Haven’t you started posting about Premier League teams in the wrong thread? Insight into your future perhaps

Now moved to the correct place

But it Was YOU That brought Everton into THIS Thread, YOU Fool !!

EPL is the right thread you weapon

[Niggly]

Whereabouts are Leeds Then, Oh Yeah I See now.....15th !!

Yep, but haven’t they just come up from the Championship & not toppled so rapidly from the top.
I thought crash mats were about to be deployed but you’ve obviously not reached the final resting place yet so freefall has been let to continue

EDIT
Haven’t you started posting about Premier League teams in the wrong thread? Insight into your future perhaps

Now moved to the correct place

O.K. So The NEW Moderator ( Niggly ) has now Promoted Himself.....But has he Informed Paul ( The Admin ) I Doubt it..

You don’t have to be a moderator to cut & paste a post into the right thread. It’s child’s play, oh hang on

[Niggly]

Now moved to the correct place.....So when did YOU become A Moderator then ??

I’m not a moderator, just using the forum as it should be.

[Niggly]

Next.........

[stattointhailand]

Next.........

High St adjacent to Boots ..... closed until 2 Dec

[747man]

Get a grip......What Of ?, Your Neck I'd Love to.....

[stattointhailand]

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