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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by dezzer111 » March 12, 2022, 9:39 pm

tamada wrote:
March 12, 2022, 6:47 pm
stattointhailand wrote:
March 12, 2022, 6:44 pm
Scousers idea of brains ....... they do like their faggots up there

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OK... Time to fess up. Who ate Desiree's brain?
Who's been posting for Tampax, because he can't,but he's got a tractor licence,that could useful to him, because as the song goes,I can't read and I can't write but I can drive a tractor.lol.


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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by stattointhailand » March 12, 2022, 9:55 pm

The only thing safe to park in Liverpool. with wheels that size even a scouser couldnt nik em

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by 747man » March 12, 2022, 10:11 pm

stattointhailand wrote:
March 12, 2022, 6:44 pm
Scousers idea of brains ....... they do like their faggots up there

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They Like them in Bone Cutter Land too,Your Club are owned by Men ?? Who Wear Dresses !! :lol: :lol:

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by tamada » March 12, 2022, 10:22 pm

dezzer111 wrote:
March 12, 2022, 9:39 pm
tamada wrote:
March 12, 2022, 6:47 pm
stattointhailand wrote:
March 12, 2022, 6:44 pm
Scousers idea of brains ....... they do like their faggots up there

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OK... Time to fess up. Who ate Desiree's brain?
Who's been posting for Tampax, because he can't,but he's got a tractor licence,that could useful to him, because as the song goes,I can't read and I can't write but I can drive a tractor.lol.
Come on Desiree. Which brand of Lao Khao was the one that done you in? If you can't remember the name, just tell us the color of the label. We'll work it out from there.
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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by 747man » March 13, 2022, 12:54 pm

Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp is making a weekend of it & staying over in Brighton.

He's staying at the Premier Lge Inn with his other half, Referee Mike Dean.

The 2 of them have been told off by staff cos they ad the music on dead loud & there was swear words in the songs👀

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by Earnest » March 13, 2022, 5:53 pm

You seem to be using this banter thread to full effect, Alan.
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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by mackat » March 13, 2022, 6:18 pm

Fkin hell. Let your team talk. Keane on a par with McGuire. If you win tonight you will surivive

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Post by thewatchman » March 13, 2022, 11:00 pm

Oooooops
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Post by thewatchman » March 13, 2022, 11:43 pm

Meanwhile somewhere in nong khai
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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by GT93 » March 14, 2022, 2:06 pm

What a hoot. English tribalists have entertaining spats.
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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by thewatchman » March 14, 2022, 9:42 pm

747man wrote:
March 13, 2022, 12:54 pm
Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp is making a weekend of it & staying over in Brighton.

He's staying at the Premier Lge Inn with his other half, Referee Mike Dean.

The 2 of them have been told off by staff cos they ad the music on dead loud & there was swear words in the songs👀
Good one ,747man
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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by thewatchman » March 18, 2022, 7:40 pm

Gt,thanks for thinking of me ;)
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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by Earnest » March 19, 2022, 4:26 am

I'd have thought Liverpool fans would be remembering that evening at Heysel stadium in 1985?
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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by thewatchman » March 19, 2022, 8:29 am

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Alans going to get in a right lather with that post
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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by tamada » March 19, 2022, 10:03 am

747man wrote:
March 13, 2022, 12:54 pm
Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp is making a weekend of it & staying over in Brighton.

He's staying at the Premier Lge Inn with his other half, Referee Mike Dean.

The 2 of them have been told off by staff cos they ad the music on dead loud & there was swear words in the songs👀
Good banter. 10 out of 10.
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I'd have thought Liverpool fans would be remembering that evening at Heysel stadium in 1985?
Bad banter. Nil point.

PS: Juventus beat them anyway.
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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by 747man » March 19, 2022, 10:09 am

Earnest wrote:
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I'd have thought Liverpool fans would be remembering that evening at Heysel stadium in 1985?
Oh ! No All you get off them is.....It wasn't OUR Fault !! We Got charged by the Juve Fans....What a LOAD of BS...It's NEVER They're FAULT......& They NEVER Remember the Anniversary date of it to pay ANY Respects !! :-$ :-$ :-$

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by thewatchman » March 19, 2022, 12:00 pm

what did i tell you steve ;)
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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by stattointhailand » March 22, 2022, 5:56 pm

Strewth $34, that's about 25 quid ..... must be some rich buggers round 'ere
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