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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by dezzer111 » September 25, 2020, 2:00 pm

samster wrote:
September 25, 2020, 12:55 pm
Leeds top of the league again

To be fair, the Scousers never get arrested because they have more practice at avoiding detection

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/54272052
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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by stattointhailand » September 25, 2020, 3:01 pm

They don't get arrested coz the fuzz cant understand if the smack'eds are being racist or not :lol:

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Post by GT93 » September 25, 2020, 3:08 pm

Possibly. Moving on from arrests to red cards, I read on Wiki:
Since the mid-1980s, the rivalry has intensified both on and off the field and, since the inception of the Premier League in 1992, the Merseyside derby has had more players sent off than any other Premier League game. It has been referred to as "the most ill-disciplined and explosive fixture in the Premier League".[
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Post by stattointhailand » September 25, 2020, 3:21 pm

Just wondering, but I have watched 3 sky interviews with Marcelo Bielsa now totaling approx 10mins and during that time he has spent about 15 secs looking at either the interviewer or the camera and the other 9 min 45 secs looking directly at his male interpreters groin area ........ just sayin'

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by 747man » September 25, 2020, 3:22 pm

dezzer111 wrote:
September 25, 2020, 2:00 pm
samster wrote:
September 25, 2020, 12:55 pm
Leeds top of the league again

To be fair, the Scousers never get arrested because they have more practice at avoiding detection

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/54272052
Is this true 747, just asking for a friend. 😂
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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by 747man » September 25, 2020, 3:23 pm

stattointhailand wrote:
September 25, 2020, 3:01 pm
They don't get arrested coz the fuzz cant understand if the smack'eds are being racist or not :lol:
So Statts Yer Tryin' To Tell us There Ain't Any RACIST Smackheads in Newcastle, Bonny laaaddd !!

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by TAXIfor7/11 » September 25, 2020, 11:31 pm

747man wrote:
September 25, 2020, 10:48 am
TAXIfor7/11 wrote:
September 25, 2020, 7:07 am
747man wrote:
September 24, 2020, 6:48 pm
dezzer111 wrote:
September 24, 2020, 2:58 pm
Yes another dodgy performance by the Bluenoses I rest my case, hang your heads in shame trampies.
555 ! Dodgy 'Eh Dezz, FIVE Goals AWAY From home,So let's see how Many The Sh*te Score Tonight in a Similar Match,O.K. ??
Have you got any toes left?ive never known anyone shoot themselves in the foot as much as you , 747man the gift that keeps giving :lol:
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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by TAXIfor7/11 » September 26, 2020, 10:02 am

747man wrote:
September 25, 2020, 3:23 pm
stattointhailand wrote:
September 25, 2020, 3:01 pm
They don't get arrested coz the fuzz cant understand if the smack'eds are being racist or not :lol:
So Statts Yer Tryin' To Tell us There Ain't Any RACIST Smackheads in Newcastle, Bonny laaaddd !!
You forgot to add london,hes a cockney geordie or a geordie cockney

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by dezzer111 » September 26, 2020, 10:16 am

TAXIfor7/11 wrote:
September 26, 2020, 10:02 am
747man wrote:
September 25, 2020, 3:23 pm
stattointhailand wrote:
September 25, 2020, 3:01 pm
They don't get arrested coz the fuzz cant understand if the smack'eds are being racist or not :lol:
So Statts Yer Tryin' To Tell us There Ain't Any RACIST Smackheads in Newcastle, Bonny laaaddd !!
You forgot to add london,hes a cockney geordie or a geordie cockney
Ohhh half breed that explains it.
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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by 747man » September 26, 2020, 11:06 pm

Oh ! Dear Dezz................................WE WON AGAIN !!.......And Clear at the TOP.....Until Monday Night at least.Coz I Reckon Man City will beat Leicester Tomorrow at The Etihad....

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Post by GT93 » September 27, 2020, 12:39 am

=D> Everton. Everton. Still finding the back of the net. \:D/
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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by GT93 » September 27, 2020, 1:24 am

A reader's post in response to Jonathan Liew's match report in The Guardian:
A hard fought game against a decent Palace side. We got a penalty decision in our favour which is nice even the new rule is kind of sh[x]te. But this is an astonishingly bitter report full of snide comments. I don't know what we do to offend journos so much but everything we do - win, lose, be skint, be rich, buy well, buy badly, it all seems to bother them a great deal. Oh well.
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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by Sateeb » September 27, 2020, 1:30 am

747man wrote:
September 26, 2020, 11:06 pm
Oh ! Dear Dezz................................WE WON AGAIN !!.......And Clear at the TOP.....Until Monday Night at least.Coz I Reckon Man City will beat Leicester Tomorrow at The Etihad....
WE?

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Post by GT93 » September 27, 2020, 1:31 am

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=D>
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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by Laan Yaa Mo » September 27, 2020, 1:37 am

It looks like Sweden, in their familiar blue and yellow colours, has just downed Zimbabwe
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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by GT93 » September 27, 2020, 10:05 am

The stands might be full or nearly full in Sweden? Our astute and popular Nong Khai correspondent will be very happy with this win.
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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by 747man » September 27, 2020, 11:49 am

Sateeb wrote:
September 27, 2020, 1:30 am
747man wrote:
September 26, 2020, 11:06 pm
Oh ! Dear Dezz................................WE WON AGAIN !!.......And Clear at the TOP.....Until Monday Night at least.Coz I Reckon Man City will beat Leicester Tomorrow at The Etihad....
WE?

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YES.....WE......And ?? :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by 747man » September 27, 2020, 11:50 am

GT93 wrote:
September 27, 2020, 10:05 am
The stands might be full or nearly full in Sweden? Our astute and popular Nong Khai correspondent will be very happy with this win.
YES TG93, I'm HAPPY With ANY Win...... \:D/ \:D/ \:D/

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by 747man » September 27, 2020, 3:23 pm

The Reds are a bit QUIET on Here To-Day.......

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by TAXIfor7/11 » September 27, 2020, 8:11 pm

747man wrote:
September 27, 2020, 3:23 pm
The Reds are a bit QUIET on Here To-Day.......
oh ,no i was waiting for this predictable comment from the nong khai nutter,can you tell me why you think the reds would be vocal today?

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