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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by Niggly » September 14, 2020, 3:21 pm

stattointhailand wrote:
September 14, 2020, 2:38 pm
Why didnt var overule the toffees "goal"??
It is supposed to check for "clear & obvious" errors leading to goals, and even sitting in front of my TV (with only one angle to look at) I could see the free kick was taken from 7 or 8 metres away from where it should have been :confused: :confused:
Does this mean we have to start referring to Evarton to match the Livarpool posts?


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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by 747man » September 14, 2020, 4:00 pm

stattointhailand wrote:
September 14, 2020, 2:38 pm
Why didnt var overule the toffees "goal"??
It is supposed to check for "clear & obvious" errors leading to goals, and even sitting in front of my TV (with only one angle to look at) I could see the free kick was taken from 7 or 8 metres away from where it should have been :confused: :confused:
Oh ! Stop it......Nit Picking ??

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by dezzer111 » September 14, 2020, 4:31 pm

stattointhailand wrote:
September 14, 2020, 2:38 pm
Why didnt var overule the toffees "goal"??
It is supposed to check for "clear & obvious" errors leading to goals, and even sitting in front of my TV (with only one angle to look at) I could see the free kick was taken from 7 or 8 metres away from where it should have been :confused: :confused:
Good question, you should direct the question to 747man he knows all about football, maybe he can help with the answers, over to you 747.
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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by 747man » September 14, 2020, 5:01 pm

dezzer111 wrote:
September 14, 2020, 4:31 pm
stattointhailand wrote:
September 14, 2020, 2:38 pm
Why didnt var overule the toffees "goal"??
It is supposed to check for "clear & obvious" errors leading to goals, and even sitting in front of my TV (with only one angle to look at) I could see the free kick was taken from 7 or 8 metres away from where it should have been :confused: :confused:
Good question, you should direct the question to 747man he knows all about football, maybe he can help with the answers, over to you 747.
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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by TAXIfor7/11 » September 14, 2020, 6:19 pm

747man wrote:
September 14, 2020, 5:01 pm
dezzer111 wrote:
September 14, 2020, 4:31 pm
stattointhailand wrote:
September 14, 2020, 2:38 pm
Why didnt var overule the toffees "goal"??
It is supposed to check for "clear & obvious" errors leading to goals, and even sitting in front of my TV (with only one angle to look at) I could see the free kick was taken from 7 or 8 metres away from where it should have been :confused: :confused:
Good question, you should direct the question to 747man he knows all about football, maybe he can help with the answers, over to you 747.
It Was Only a Few Yards FFS !! Don't Worry About it O.K. ?? [-X [-X
can you imagine if that was a liverpool game :D

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by TAXIfor7/11 » September 14, 2020, 6:25 pm

747man wrote:
September 14, 2020, 5:01 pm
dezzer111 wrote:
September 14, 2020, 4:31 pm
stattointhailand wrote:
September 14, 2020, 2:38 pm
Why didnt var overule the toffees "goal"??
It is supposed to check for "clear & obvious" errors leading to goals, and even sitting in front of my TV (with only one angle to look at) I could see the free kick was taken from 7 or 8 metres away from where it should have been :confused: :confused:
Good question, you should direct the question to 747man he knows all about football, maybe he can help with the answers, over to you 747.
It Was Only a Few Yards FFS !! Don't Worry About it O.K. ?? [-X [-X
says the guy who was whinging about liverpools 2 Dubious penalties? :roll:

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by stattointhailand » September 14, 2020, 7:07 pm

and 1/2 the pens Mo Salah won last season the defender "nearly" touched him :-k :-k

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by stattointhailand » September 14, 2020, 8:02 pm

looks like "u fat cockney barsteward" is gonna follow through with his threats to take legal action against EPL as he has now hired a top legal team.

seemed a bit ify to me all along that Richard "chain the bitches to the sink" Keyes was always one step ahead of what everyone knew, then it leaked that along with his Be In Sport ties he was also a friend of Prem chairman Gary Hoffman from their Coventry City days .... "nothing to see here" yeah right

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by 747man » September 14, 2020, 8:08 pm

TAXIfor7/11 wrote:
September 14, 2020, 6:19 pm
747man wrote:
September 14, 2020, 5:01 pm
dezzer111 wrote:
September 14, 2020, 4:31 pm
stattointhailand wrote:
September 14, 2020, 2:38 pm
Why didnt var overule the toffees "goal"??
It is supposed to check for "clear & obvious" errors leading to goals, and even sitting in front of my TV (with only one angle to look at) I could see the free kick was taken from 7 or 8 metres away from where it should have been :confused: :confused:
Good question, you should direct the question to 747man he knows all about football, maybe he can help with the answers, over to you 747.
It Was Only a Few Yards FFS !! Don't Worry About it O.K. ?? [-X [-X
can you imagine if that was a liverpool game :D
So You've NEVER Seen them " PINCH " A Few Yards then, Because I Have !!

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by 747man » September 14, 2020, 8:09 pm

TAXIfor7/11 wrote:
September 14, 2020, 6:25 pm
747man wrote:
September 14, 2020, 5:01 pm
dezzer111 wrote:
September 14, 2020, 4:31 pm
stattointhailand wrote:
September 14, 2020, 2:38 pm
Why didnt var overule the toffees "goal"??
It is supposed to check for "clear & obvious" errors leading to goals, and even sitting in front of my TV (with only one angle to look at) I could see the free kick was taken from 7 or 8 metres away from where it should have been :confused: :confused:
Good question, you should direct the question to 747man he knows all about football, maybe he can help with the answers, over to you 747.
It Was Only a Few Yards FFS !! Don't Worry About it O.K. ?? [-X [-X
says the guy who was whinging about liverpools 2 Dubious penalties? :roll:
NOT Only me a LOT of the Press DID As Well.....

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by 747man » September 14, 2020, 8:10 pm

stattointhailand wrote:
September 14, 2020, 7:07 pm
and 1/2 the pens Mo Salah won last season the defender "nearly" touched him :-k :-k
:-" :-" :-" =D> =D> =D>

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by GT93 » September 15, 2020, 1:27 am

TAXIfor7/11 wrote:
September 14, 2020, 6:19 pm
747man wrote:
September 14, 2020, 5:01 pm
dezzer111 wrote:
September 14, 2020, 4:31 pm
stattointhailand wrote:
September 14, 2020, 2:38 pm
Why didnt var overule the toffees "goal"??
It is supposed to check for "clear & obvious" errors leading to goals, and even sitting in front of my TV (with only one angle to look at) I could see the free kick was taken from 7 or 8 metres away from where it should have been :confused: :confused:
Good question, you should direct the question to 747man he knows all about football, maybe he can help with the answers, over to you 747.
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can you imagine if that was a liverpool game :D
Yes. The kerfuffle would be awesome. :lol:
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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by TAXIfor7/11 » September 15, 2020, 6:22 am

747man wrote:
September 14, 2020, 8:08 pm
TAXIfor7/11 wrote:
September 14, 2020, 6:19 pm
747man wrote:
September 14, 2020, 5:01 pm
dezzer111 wrote:
September 14, 2020, 4:31 pm
stattointhailand wrote:
September 14, 2020, 2:38 pm
Why didnt var overule the toffees "goal"??
It is supposed to check for "clear & obvious" errors leading to goals, and even sitting in front of my TV (with only one angle to look at) I could see the free kick was taken from 7 or 8 metres away from where it should have been :confused: :confused:
Good question, you should direct the question to 747man he knows all about football, maybe he can help with the answers, over to you 747.
It Was Only a Few Yards FFS !! Don't Worry About it O.K. ?? [-X [-X
can you imagine if that was a liverpool game :D
So You've NEVER Seen them " PINCH " A Few Yards then, Because I Have !!
i was being sarcastic alan? :roll: :roll: :roll:

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by TAXIfor7/11 » September 15, 2020, 6:46 am

747man wrote:
September 14, 2020, 8:08 pm
TAXIfor7/11 wrote:
September 14, 2020, 6:19 pm
747man wrote:
September 14, 2020, 5:01 pm
dezzer111 wrote:
September 14, 2020, 4:31 pm
stattointhailand wrote:
September 14, 2020, 2:38 pm
Why didnt var overule the toffees "goal"??
It is supposed to check for "clear & obvious" errors leading to goals, and even sitting in front of my TV (with only one angle to look at) I could see the free kick was taken from 7 or 8 metres away from where it should have been :confused: :confused:
Good question, you should direct the question to 747man he knows all about football, maybe he can help with the answers, over to you 747.
It Was Only a Few Yards FFS !! Don't Worry About it O.K. ?? [-X [-X
can you imagine if that was a liverpool game :D
So You've NEVER Seen them " PINCH " A Few Yards then, Because I Have !!
once again alan i was being sarcastic and once again you missed it :roll: heres a prime example of someone pinching a few yards a good 3 yards if i remember,but the vid doesn,t show it,but you get the picture ;) do you remember it?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YugvLIbUmQM
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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by stattointhailand » September 15, 2020, 10:23 am

congrats to Everton on their win and subsequent 8th place after week 1 ..... I hear the Liverpool branches of Boots all sold out of kleenex due to the abnormal amount of nosebleeds being suffered in the area

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by dunroaming » September 15, 2020, 10:41 am

stattointhailand wrote:
September 15, 2020, 10:23 am
congrats to Everton on their win and subsequent 8th place after week 1 ..... I hear the Liverpool branches of Boots all sold out of kleenex due to the abnormal amount of nosebleeds being suffered in the area
8th that's amazing only way now is down down down

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by 747man » September 15, 2020, 10:47 am

TAXIfor7/11 wrote:
September 15, 2020, 6:22 am
747man wrote:
September 14, 2020, 8:08 pm
TAXIfor7/11 wrote:
September 14, 2020, 6:19 pm
747man wrote:
September 14, 2020, 5:01 pm
dezzer111 wrote:
September 14, 2020, 4:31 pm
stattointhailand wrote:
September 14, 2020, 2:38 pm
Why didnt var overule the toffees "goal"??
It is supposed to check for "clear & obvious" errors leading to goals, and even sitting in front of my TV (with only one angle to look at) I could see the free kick was taken from 7 or 8 metres away from where it should have been :confused: :confused:
Good question, you should direct the question to 747man he knows all about football, maybe he can help with the answers, over to you 747.
It Was Only a Few Yards FFS !! Don't Worry About it O.K. ?? [-X [-X
can you imagine if that was a liverpool game :D
So You've NEVER Seen them " PINCH " A Few Yards then, Because I Have !!
i was being sarcastic alan? :roll: :roll: :roll:
Oh ! Do Stop making Excuses to TRY & Get out of it.....NO You're telling LIES !!

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by 747man » September 15, 2020, 10:48 am

dunroaming wrote:
September 15, 2020, 10:41 am
stattointhailand wrote:
September 15, 2020, 10:23 am
congrats to Everton on their win and subsequent 8th place after week 1 ..... I hear the Liverpool branches of Boots all sold out of kleenex due to the abnormal amount of nosebleeds being suffered in the area
8th that's amazing only way now is down down down
Oh ! Yeah WE Shall See then " Eh ??

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by TAXIfor7/11 » September 15, 2020, 11:00 am

747man wrote:
September 14, 2020, 8:09 pm
TAXIfor7/11 wrote:
September 14, 2020, 6:25 pm
747man wrote:
September 14, 2020, 5:01 pm
dezzer111 wrote:
September 14, 2020, 4:31 pm
stattointhailand wrote:
September 14, 2020, 2:38 pm
Why didnt var overule the toffees "goal"??
It is supposed to check for "clear & obvious" errors leading to goals, and even sitting in front of my TV (with only one angle to look at) I could see the free kick was taken from 7 or 8 metres away from where it should have been :confused: :confused:
Good question, you should direct the question to 747man he knows all about football, maybe he can help with the answers, over to you 747.
It Was Only a Few Yards FFS !! Don't Worry About it O.K. ?? [-X [-X
says the guy who was whinging about liverpools 2 Dubious penalties? :roll:
NOT Only me a LOT of the Press DID As Well.....
Really????both penalties????? wouldn,t be everton press would it????

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Re: EPL Banter Thread

Post by GT93 » September 15, 2020, 1:23 pm

Come on lads, our beloved Toffees did knock over Spurs. Spurs should finish in the top 8. It's too early in the season for the customary LYM jokes about Everton not finding the back of the net.
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