EPL Banter Thread

[dezzer111]

My conceived lack of IQ has earned me a fortune so happy as I am thanks, I recognized your mistake straight away - pity you didn't might have made your post more factual. Maybe you should try Google play store and try to download a sense of humour as it's severely lacking in your posts and football has always been the working man's game that involves lots of banter and ribbing

Concurr

[Udon Map]

Why oh why after saying the EPL thread should be about football would you move the "scoussers with their knickers in a twist yet again" thread here ?? perhaps someones left hand needs to consult with their right hand

Statts, I can see why you might have been confused, as I wasn't completely clear.

Here's what I said in the "English Premier League 2020/21" thread:

This thread will be for substantive comments and discussion about the actual season, teams, matches, etc. I'll be a bit more lenient in the other one....

This "EPL Season Resumes" thread is what I referred to as "the other one". THIS is the thread for having a bit of good-natured fun with each other.

[dunroaming]

My conceived lack of IQ has earned me a fortune so happy as I am thanks, I recognized your mistake straight away - pity you didn't might have made your post more factual. Maybe you should try Google play store and try to download a sense of humour as it's severely lacking in your posts and football has always been the working man's game that involves lots of banter and ribbing

Concurr

In all the years I've supported football I have never been asked my IQ till now, wow it's replaced how big is your D*** with what's your IQ the game is getting infiltrated with the LGBT community, must be an Everton supporter or even worse an arse nel fan

[747man]

My conceived lack of IQ has earned me a fortune so happy as I am thanks, I recognized your mistake straight away - pity you didn't might have made your post more factual. Maybe you should try Google play store and try to download a sense of humour as it's severely lacking in your posts and football has always been the working man's game that involves lots of banter and ribbing

Concurr

In all the years I've supported football I have never been asked my IQ till now, wow it's replaced how big is your D*** with what's your IQ the game is getting infiltrated with the LGBT community, must be an Everton supporter or even worse an arse nel fan

No He Ain't An Everton Supporter, I Think You'll find out he follows The Barcodes !!

[TAXIfor7/11]

Why oh why after saying the EPL thread should be about football would you move the "scoussers with their knickers in a twist yet again" thread here ?? perhaps someones left hand needs to consult with their right hand

[747man]

Why oh why after saying the EPL thread should be about football would you move the "scoussers with their knickers in a twist yet again" thread here ?? perhaps someones left hand needs to consult with their right hand

For that to happen, UM's coterie of Scouslanders would first need to take their sticky hands off their cocks, no?

Are You Speaking from Personal experience there Tam ???

[GT93]

We now seem to be officially open.

[dezzer111]

What is a Scouselander, do you know what a Scouser is, do you know what scouse is, do you know the real name for scouse, without Google, if not ask 747 my Scouse mate he'll put you wise.

[747man]

What is a Scouselander, do you know what a Scouser is, do you know what scouse is, do you know the real name for scouse, without Google, if not ask 747 my Scouse mate he'll put you wise.

But Do YOU Know Dezzer Because YOU Are an Irish xxxxx Ain't Yer ....LOL ??

A Scouser is a Native or Inhabitant of Liverpool & Speaks with a Scouse Accent.....Simples !!

[tamada]

What is a Scouselander, do you know what a Scouser is, do you know what scouse is, do you know the real name for scouse, without Google, if not ask 747 my Scouse mate he'll put you wise.

Give me a minute to don my blue, nitrile rubber gloves before I pick through the bones of your retort.

[dunroaming]

Well beyond my IQ can someone please explain as though they were talking to a 5 year old, oh and name that movie

[dezzer111]

What is a Scouselander, do you know what a Scouser is, do you know what scouse is, do you know the real name for scouse, without Google, if not ask 747 my Scouse mate he'll put you wise.

But Do YOU Know Dezzer Because YOU Are an Irish xxxxx Ain't Yer ....LOL ??

A Scouser is a Native or Inhabitant of Liverpool & Speaks with a Scouse Accent.....Simples !!

My other 5 brothers are scousers, all born in Bootle I'm the runt from Sligo, but an adopted Scouser hope you don't mind

[dezzer111]

You cannot be serious man.

[GT93]

I'll leave that one for our long-winded poster.

What are you expecting from Liverpool and its supporters this season 747man? The bookies still rate Liverpool very highly. I expect the supporters will be challenging for the most deplorable supporters title once again.

[747man]

GT93 Said.....I expect the supporters will be challenging for the most deplorable supporters title once again.

747MAN Said.......Nothing SO I Won't get into trouble......LOL !!

[dunroaming]

GT93 Said.....I expect the supporters will be challenging for the most deplorable supporters title once again.

747MAN Said.......Nothing SO I Won't get into trouble......LOL !!

Can't see that lasting long but will enjoy the peace and quiet in the meantime

[747man]

GT93 Said.....I expect the supporters will be challenging for the most deplorable supporters title once again.

747MAN Said.......Nothing SO I Won't get into trouble......LOL !!

Can't see that lasting long but will enjoy the peace and quiet in the meantime

Maybe You'll have Earache & A Headache on September 12/13.....

[GT93]

What's a good position for Everton this season Alan? I think 8th or above would be a very good result. That should keep them above Leeds and Newcastle. It would be unsatisfactory to end up down the table behind those less awesome teams.

[GT93]

My other 5 brothers are scousers, all born in Bootle I'm the runt from Sligo, but an adopted Scouser hope you don't mind

No that will do. You're clearly bananas enough to be a Scouser.

[747man]

My other 5 brothers are scousers, all born in Bootle I'm the runt from Sligo, but an adopted Scouser hope you don't mind

BOOTLE Though Dezz.....Say NO More...

No that will do. You're clearly bananas enough to be a Scouser.