Grass Roots Footie 2018/19

[Adhoc]

at least our foreign coach speaks reasonable, nay, excellent English....
We don't need (nor could afford) a club translator at press conferences.

Bielsa's press conferences are something to behold.
And he has an amazing blue bucket.

MOT

[Drunk Monkey]

Stuart Mcall should be Fcall ..now fav for the scunny job .. WTF ..check out the sack race site link below to see who is in the running for Englands top job as it happens

https://www.thesackrace.com/teams/scunthorpe-united

Had a couple of beers this evening with khun Adhoc ..who rather typically was in bouyant mood his beloved Leeds table topping start to the season .. already planning a trip home to the sun baked beaches of Morely ready for the EPL .. and a new shirt ..hes had the same one now for over 2 years .

Up the Iron ..

DM

[tamada]

Just what The Iron is missing... a Jockinese gaffer.

Maybe he'l get some sponsorship from Irn Bru?

...or get the lads drinking it before each game.

[Drunk Monkey]

Love the ads Tam ... best one is the fat bird in the pub n her kids laffed mi tatts orf !!!!

Lots of Jock managers on the dole at the mo .. many factors .. language barrier , Scottish football being poor quality , ginger hair dress sense and alcoholism to name just a few .. i would hope my beloved SUFC can attract someone a wee bit better.

Heres the link again for all those keenly following the SUFC managerial situation

https://www.thesackrace.com/teams/scunthorpe-united

DM

[tamada]

Could be worse DM.

Fort William 2 Formartine United 8

That home brace gets them onto a -52 GD.

[stattointhailand]

Gus Poyet must be near the top of the list DM ...... if "it wasnt me hand ref honest " Henry is taking over at Bore deux then Gus to Scunny will seem to be a "like for like" move for him Wine region to Whine region

[stattointhailand]

Nice to see Saido Berahino score for stoke last night (that's 12m per goal now)

And what a debut goal for Juninho Bacuna ....... pity it was a 40 yard slice into his own net (if you havent seen it look it up

Just a reminder of when Berhino last scored ....

The world when Berahino last scored

Then Sunderland boss Sam Allardyce had not yet replaced Roy Hodgson as England manager
Donald Trump had not yet secured the Republican party's nomination for the 2016 United States presidential election
The United Kingdom was still nearly four months away from a referendum on European Union membership
France's future World Cup winner Kylian Mbappe had scored only one senior goal for Monaco
Sunderland still had another season ahead of them in the Premier League, before back-to-back relegations to League One

[stattointhailand]

Mighty Whites are trying to sign ex Rotherham loanee Izzy Brown from Chelski

18:18

LEEDS IN BROWN TALKS

Leeds United in advanced talks to sign Chelsea attacking midfielder Izzy Brown, according to Sky sources.

The 21-year-old spent last season on loan at both Rotherham and Huddersfield Town.

[stattointhailand]

Luverly juberley ........... a nice little earner Rodders



https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/45344696

[Adhoc]

Mighty Whites are trying to sign ex Rotherham loanee Izzy Brown from Chelski

18:18

LEEDS IN BROWN TALKS

Leeds United in advanced talks to sign Chelsea attacking midfielder Izzy Brown, according to Sky sources.

The 21-year-old spent last season on loan at both Rotherham and Huddersfield Town.

Signing confirmed.

MOT

[Drunk Monkey]

Mighty Whites are trying to sign ex Rotherham loanee Izzy Brown from Chelski

18:18

LEEDS IN BROWN TALKS

Leeds United in advanced talks to sign Chelsea attacking midfielder Izzy Brown, according to Sky sources.

The 21-year-old spent last season on loan at both Rotherham and Huddersfield Town.

Signing confirmed.

MOT

Very good business by Leeds ..this lad impressed whilst out on loan.

When questioned about his move a delighted Brown commented ..quote; i just want to make Leeds great again after so many many many years in the footballing wilderness , im so happy to be here and i have enrolled in Yorkshire language classes , im sure i will pick it up quickly and soon get used to the ways her no more leaving those half pence coins on the counter in local Spar shop.

ELESWHERE ... Scunny still managerless .. im told the list of applications baying for the job is so long its taking Swanny longer than expected to choose another lame duck who he can get for peanuts !!

DM ... UP THE IRON , CLARET N BLUE ALL WAY THRU

[Adhoc]

Tonight, or the early hours of tomorrow morning here, sees the mighty whites take on the smoggies at the citadel of football that is Elland Road. A top of the table championship clash, 1st v 2nd.
It should be a cracking close fought game, but I expect Leeds to just edge it 3 or 4 nil.

MOT

[Drunk Monkey]

Tonight, or the early hours of tomorrow morning here, sees the mighty whites take on the smoggies at the citadel of football that is Elland Road. A top of the table championship clash, 1st v 2nd.
It should be a cracking close fought game, but I expect Leeds to just edge it 3 or 4 nil.

MOT

.... you been on the sauce early today Adhoc ????

[Drunk Monkey]

Mighty Whites are trying to sign ex Rotherham loanee Izzy Brown from Chelski

18:18

LEEDS IN BROWN TALKS

Leeds United in advanced talks to sign Chelsea attacking midfielder Izzy Brown, according to Sky sources.

The 21-year-old spent last season on loan at both Rotherham and Huddersfield Town.

Signing confirmed.

MOT

Very good business by Leeds ..this lad impressed whilst out on loan.

When questioned about his move a delighted Brown commented ..quote; i just want to make Leeds great again after so many many many years in the footballing wilderness , im so happy to be here and i have enrolled in Yorkshire language classes , im sure i will pick it up quickly and soon get used to the ways her no more leaving those half pence coins on the counter in local Spar shop.

ELESWHERE ... Scunny still managerless .. im told the list of applications baying for the job is so long its taking Swanny longer than expected to choose another lame duck who he can get for peanuts !!

DM ... UP THE IRON , CLARET N BLUE ALL WAY THRU

AS ABOVE HIGHLIGHTED IN RED - Mission accomplished as Chairman Swann appoints Stuart Fcall Macall as Scunnys new manager ..

NO FENCING SITTING FROM DM .. this is a totally sh8te move by Swann .. madness the guys a fooking plum who has done nothing as a football manager to date apart from getting sacked by Bradford ..yes mighty Bradford .. of all the guys out there Swann chooses this jock **** .. I need another yoghurt to calm down..

BACK INTO THE DARKEN ROOM FROM WHERE THOUST WENST .. I MAY BE SOME TIME ..

WE ARE DOOMED we all dooooooooooomed !!

DM

[stattointhailand]

Scunny training session ... Scottish lesson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxqvwkmTNy8

[stattointhailand]

Deadline day for SPL clubs so only a few more hours and the managers of National League South and North teams will be able to breathe a little easier in the knowledge that they wont be losing any of their back up squad players to SPL teams

[Drunk Monkey]

New scunny boss Fcall Mcall names his back room staff !!

Billy Conolly script writer
Rab C Nesbit head of security
Nicola Sturgeon Team press relations
Gordon Strachan assistant ginger whinger
Dotty Mctarvish head of neeps n tatty preparation

were DOOMED ...DOOOOOOOOOOMED I SAY

[tamada]

New scunny boss Fcall Mcall names his back room staff !!

Billy Conolly script writer
Rab C Nesbit head of security
Nicola Sturgeon Team press relations
Gordon Strachan assistant ginger whinger
Dotty Mctarvish head of neeps n tatty preparation

were DOOMED ...DOOOOOOOOOOMED I SAY

New, late entrant and hot favorite. Just the nanny 'the iron' needs...

Mrs Doubtfire

[Drunk Monkey]

THE Leeds ""dare to dream team"" khuns Adhoc , Niggly n Pan will be mulling over what might have been this morning after their beloved mighty whites played out a semi entertaining goalless draw with Boro last night in front of a sell out crowd at ----- road . Boro are very well supported on the road ... Adhocs prediction some what off the mark

Scunny away at Accrington Stanely today n Stuart Fookall Macalls first game as manager ... GORD HELP US !!!

The futures bright the futures GINGER . [-o< [-o<

DM

[Adhoc]

Adhocs prediction some what off the mark

Despite my prediction being not quite correct, I was happy enough with a point.
The performance from both sides last night would have beaten anyone else in this league.
A long way to go, but things are looking good.

MOT