On behalf of Mourinho, his supplicants, Galee, and all the faithful Chelsea supporters, time to provide a fair and balanced report on Chelseas' disappointing season, as viewed through THEIR eyes:
OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT.
"Chelsea have failed to win the Premiership ENTIRELY as a result of continuing, persistent and deliberate prejudiced refereeing decisions against Chelsea , and in favour of all the other EPL clubs, most particularly Liverpool & Manchester City; (oh , and of course, those nasty Sunderland & Crystal Palace players), throughout the whole of the season. The Chelsea failure is in no way whatsoever due to any failure of performance on the part of the Clubs FORTY+ experienced and seasoned international players, ( earning an average of FOUR MILLION + Sterling/Euros a year). Furthermore, the scurrilous suggestions being bandied about that Liverpool & Manchester City are deserved Premiership Champions & Premiership Runners up, ( in whatever order), on merit and ahead of Chelsea, are entirely without foundation, and are to be condemned.
It has been clear throughout the season that Chelsea have been the victims of an ongoing conspiracy on the part of the Referees Association, the FA and the remaining ninteen clubs comprising the EPL, AND Uncle Tom Cobley.
But, more important than any other aspect of Chelseas season,(at least to Him), is to place on record that Mourinhos' pre season squad selection, signings, team selections, tactics, player management and motivational skills, and the tact, diplomacy and respect, he has exhibited towards both the media and his peers, have been perfection personnified. He has no responsibility whatsoever for Chelseas poor season, it being axiomatic he only allows his name to be used in association with successes.
In the event of Chelsea failing to win the Championship League, look for further inside revelations of the evil forces causing that failure, since you can be comforted by the certainty that any such defeat will not be due to the superior play of their opponents".
