Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘vagina’ candle reportedly explodes in UK woman’s home

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Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘vagina’ candle reportedly explodes in UK woman’s home

Post by tamada » January 19, 2021, 8:36 pm

This is something to make a stink about, eh?

https://nypost.com/2021/01/18/gwyneth-p ... me-report/



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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘vagina’ candle reportedly explodes in UK woman’s home

Post by Drunk Monkey » January 19, 2021, 8:43 pm

tamada wrote:
January 19, 2021, 8:36 pm
This is something to make a stink about, eh?

https://nypost.com/2021/01/18/gwyneth-p ... me-report/
Whatever next .. these celebs can get away with flogging owt just because its attached to themm or in this case the smell of her vagina .. YCMTSU.

Upon further investigation im pleased to confirm no fish , crabs or strong matured cheeses were harmed in the making of the candle.. and not a curly in sight .... phew thats ok then !!.

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Post by pipoz4444 » January 20, 2021, 11:08 am

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Whatever next .. these celebs can get away with flogging owt just because its attached to themm or in this case the smell of her vagina .. YCMTSU.

Upon further investigation im pleased to confirm no fish , crabs or strong matured cheeses were harmed in the making of the candle.. and not a curly in sight .... phew thats ok then !!.

DM
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I suspect there is a high concentration of Fish Sauce is in the candle mix, to replicate the authentic smell :yikes: :-"

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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘vagina’ candle reportedly explodes in UK woman’s home

Post by bluejets » January 21, 2021, 5:50 am

Probably had it mounted too close to a combustable source.

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