COVID-19/Corona Virus HUMOR??

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Post by vidmaster » October 6, 2020, 11:15 pm

Probably the answer
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Post by vincemunday » October 9, 2020, 6:24 am

I still don’t “get” the 10pm closing idea.
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Post by Niggly » October 14, 2020, 8:35 pm

Lockdown, Scotland is in safe hands

Age & treachery will always triumph over youth & ability

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Post by Chuchi » October 20, 2020, 4:48 pm

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Post by Bandung_Dero » October 23, 2020, 3:22 pm

Apologies to the Irish:-

Paddy had grown depressed with the world . . . .
All its Covid-19 restrictions, Chinese aggression, Global Warming, Trump's campaign,
lying politicians and all the rest of the negative news that fills our media.

Paddy drove his car into his garage and sealed every door and window as best he could.
He got back into his car, wound down all the windows, selected his favorite radio station,
and with a bottle of Bushmills in his lap, turned on the engine.
Two days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him in the car.
She rang the police who broke in, and finding Paddy still alive, just somewhat dehydrated, gave
him a drink of water.
It turned out Paddy was in perfect health . . . . and his Tesla still showed 99% charge!
Sent from my 1977 Apple II using 2 Heinz bake bean cans and piano wire!

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Post by vidmaster » October 24, 2020, 1:44 am

And
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Post by vidmaster » October 24, 2020, 3:53 am

And
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Post by vidmaster » October 24, 2020, 3:54 am

And
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Post by vidmaster » November 23, 2020, 10:17 pm

Ahhhh
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Sponsor a yank.
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Post by vlad » January 12, 2021, 11:54 am

Germans have hear'd, a rumour that due to spread of the virus and extra beds are needed, they have started laying towels out on there beds.

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Post by mak » January 21, 2021, 1:23 pm

"Come with me if you want to live."
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Post by tamada » January 25, 2021, 5:48 pm

vlad wrote:
January 12, 2021, 11:54 am
Germans have hear'd, a rumour that due to spread of the virus and extra beds are needed, they have started laying towels out on there beds.
Mangled that one royally.

The Germans, fearing bed shortages due to Covid, have started putting their towels out.

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Post by tamada » January 25, 2021, 5:49 pm

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Post by TAXIfor7/11 » January 25, 2021, 6:09 pm

tamada wrote:
January 25, 2021, 5:48 pm
vlad wrote:
January 12, 2021, 11:54 am
Germans have hear'd, a rumour that due to spread of the virus and extra beds are needed, they have started laying towels out on there beds.
Mangled that one royally.

The Germans, fearing bed shortages due to Covid, have started putting their towels out.
:lol: :lol: :lol: =D> =D> =D> Bless,hey vlad you ever thought of teaming up with 747man?

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Re: COVID-19/Corona Virus HUMOR??

Post by Zidane » April 30, 2021, 11:11 am

Oh dear, I don't think they meant to say this :D
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Just when I thought our chance had passed,you go and save the best for last.

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