COVID-19/Corona Virus HUMOR??

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Post by Laan Yaa Mo » March 21, 2020, 9:38 pm

I can't stand the stuff. I will wait for the magic moment and try to remember to flash a crucifix blessed by the Pope. That should scare away any living thing as well as the undead.


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Post by Laan Yaa Mo » March 21, 2020, 9:38 pm

I can't stand the stuff. I will wait for the magic moment and try to remember to flash a crucifix blessed by the Pope. That should scare away any living thing as well as the undead.
You only pass through this life once, you don't come back for an encore.

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Post by Laan Yaa Mo » March 21, 2020, 9:39 pm

jackspratt wrote:
March 21, 2020, 9:00 pm
I hope you are well stocked up with garlic, Uncle.
I can't stand the stuff. I will wait for the magic moment and try to remember to flash a crucifix blessed by the Pope. That should scare away any living thing as well as the undead.

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Post by Doodoo » March 21, 2020, 9:41 pm

Now that we have everyone washing their hands correctly.

Next Week: Turn Signals!!!

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Post by Galee » March 22, 2020, 10:13 am

I think I'm beginning to adapt to staying at home quite well. But there is one thing bothering me.

Why is it that in one box of Rice Crispies I counted 2674 and in the other 2975? :shock:

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Post by Drunk Monkey » March 22, 2020, 10:21 am

jackspratt wrote:
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Not just for Australians.

https://morningmail.org/wp-content/uplo ... p6.mp4?_=1
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Post by Whistler » March 22, 2020, 1:17 pm

I had a bumper sticker in Texas that read 'Beam me up Scotty'. I often wish I could find one in Udon Thani

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Post by tinpeeba » March 23, 2020, 1:50 am

Good advice from Germany.
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Wash your hands like you've been chopping chillies and are off for a wa*k.

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Post by TJ » March 23, 2020, 2:19 am

Various suggested remedies may be worth considering. For example: “I once had a very bad cold and a friend of mine suggested I drink a quart of whiskey every twenty four hours. Another friend recommended exactly the same thing. That made a half gallon.”... Mark Twain

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Post by vincemunday » March 23, 2020, 5:53 am

A bit of humour to lighten the day
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Post by vincemunday » March 23, 2020, 5:54 am

Will be wasted on some non Brits
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Post by vincemunday » March 23, 2020, 5:55 am

And another...
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Post by Drunk Monkey » March 23, 2020, 3:53 pm

Claret n Blue all way thru .. Up the Iron
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Post by noosard » March 23, 2020, 5:27 pm

Farang resturant are being closed and thai ones not so much
because the thai goverment is trying to slow the infection rate in the elderly farang population

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Post by vincemunday » March 24, 2020, 6:34 am

Good morning Udon, stay home, stay safe.
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Post by vincemunday » March 24, 2020, 6:39 am

A couple for the footie fans...
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Post by Doodoo » March 24, 2020, 9:30 am

The Beacon Tap, located in Des Plaines, Ill., announced a new deal the week of March 16 — just as restaurants across the country were moving away from in-store service.

In order to encourage customers to dine with them without actually coming inside, the restaurant is now offering a free roll of toilet paper with every delivery or take-out order, WMAQ-TV reports.

So if you have friends in the area drop them a line in this hour of need

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