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Re: You gotta be joking

Post by Khun Paul » December 3, 2023, 7:09 am

Doodoo wrote:
November 29, 2023, 11:26 am
Being called a Democrat
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According to an American cousin being called a Thinking American as one does not really exist in the current Political parties



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Re: You gotta be joking

Post by Doodoo » December 4, 2023, 7:33 pm

In Scotland it is illegal to
Sing on a train

it's technically illegal not to let someone use your loo. With many public loos closed due to the pandemic, who knows when this might come in handy?

An 1872 Act makes it illegal in Scotland to find yourself drunk and in charge of a cow. You could be jailed for 51 weeks, or fined up to £300. Presumably this was for the days when farmers had to walk their herd to to the market.

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Post by Doodoo » December 5, 2023, 12:11 pm

McDonald’s is Banned

This chain is everywhere in the US, and with nearly 37,000 restaurants worldwide, it might surprise you that several countries—Bermuda, Iran, Macedonia, Yemen, Montenegro, North Korea, Zimbabwe, Bolivia, and Iceland—have banned the fast-food chain.
For either economic, political, or health reasons, or perhaps their lack of green initiative, the American corporation is often despised in these countries for what they consider a lack of regard for human beings.

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Re: You gotta be joking

Post by Doodoo » December 5, 2023, 5:49 pm

Various countries own the Arctic Circle
Jetting into the Arctic Ocean, Alaska's Point Barrow is the northernmost tip of the United States. Of course, Alaska's not the only place that penetrates the Arctic Circle.

Large portions of Canada, Russia, Norway, Finland and Sweden also fall within the Arctic Circle's borders. So does the majority of Greenland, a territory held by the Kingdom of Denmark. Last, the circle splits Grimsey Island — an Icelandic holding.

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Post by Doodoo » December 5, 2023, 6:48 pm

Fishing on Sunday

Confirmed by the Salmon Fisheries (Scotland) Act of 1862, it is illegal to fish for salmon on a Sunday in Scotland.

It is also illegal to ‘be found handling a salmon in suspicious circumstances.

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Post by Laan Yaa Mo » December 5, 2023, 6:57 pm

A female kangaroo on the lam got its licks in before being apprehended by the police.

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Post by Doodoo » December 6, 2023, 4:35 pm

ANNUAL MONEY SPENT ON HEALTH PER PERSON (USD)

USA 12,900
GERMANY 7,400
SWEDEN 6,200
FRANCE 6,100
CANADA 5,900
AUSTRALIA 5,400
UK 5,200

LIFE EXPECTANCY

JAPAN 87.6
FRANCE 85.5
AUSTRALIA 85.4
SWEDEN 85
CANADA 84.7
GERMANY 83.4
UK 82.8
USA 79.3

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Post by Laan Yaa Mo » December 11, 2023, 11:54 am

He should be able to build a nice little nest egg with this $700 million contract.

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Post by jackspratt » December 11, 2023, 12:26 pm

Are you dirty because your mob didn't land him, Uncle?

Couldn't match the JPY10 billion/year. :shock:

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Post by Laan Yaa Mo » December 11, 2023, 2:45 pm

In a manner of speaking...yes!
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Post by Doodoo » December 12, 2023, 6:56 am

UPS activities (USA) per year
21,000,000 packages per day handled
125,000 Drivers
3.5 Billion miles per year driven

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Post by Doodoo » December 12, 2023, 3:47 pm

Countries that grow the most Potatoes. USA, Ireland both wrong

China and India

"Not so fast. Not only does the U.S. not lead the world in potato production, it isn't even in the top three. It turns out the top two producers of potatoes worldwide are the world's two most populous cultures, China and India, and the third is a country that you've definitely seen in the news a lot lately: Ukraine."

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Post by Doodoo » December 15, 2023, 7:50 pm

Johnson vs Jefferies Heavy weight boxing.
Both agreed to a scheduled 45 Round Bout

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Post by Doodoo » December 18, 2023, 5:47 pm

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Raiders NFL stadium facts.(It has two retractable fields)

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Re: You gotta be joking

Post by Doodoo » December 22, 2023, 9:36 am

Items banned
"Ketchup

Ketchup has been at the centre of plenty of food controversies over the years. France once banned it from primary school meals, while in the UK some Premier League managers have banned it in club canteens. Perhaps the highest profile international ruckus, however, was when Israel ruled that Heinz had to label its ketchup as 'tomato seasoning' because it doesn't contain enough tomatoes to be called ketchup."

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Re: You gotta be joking

Post by Udon Map » December 22, 2023, 10:24 am

Doodoo wrote:
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Perhaps the highest profile international ruckus, however, was when Israel ruled that Heinz had to label its ketchup as 'tomato seasoning' because it doesn't contain enough tomatoes to be called ketchup."
It only has to be labeled as "tomato seasoning" in Hebrew (תיבול עגבניות). The labels on Heinz ketchup in Israel still say "Ketchup" in English, not "tomato seasoning".

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Re: You gotta be joking

Post by Doodoo » December 26, 2023, 4:41 pm

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Post by Doodoo » December 31, 2023, 3:17 pm

The most Jails in the World and again guess first off what who has the most?
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