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Post by stattointhailand » March 9, 2023, 1:08 pm

well I suppose I shouldnt be surprised.
I have visited the same Udon Hospital for the last 4 years to get my pension providers proof of my still breathing.
Each visit has included being measured/weighed/having blood pressure taken (even though all I need is someone to verify they see me sign a form) and for this privilege the hospital charge for the 10 seconds of time it takes (plus 5 mins for the unnecessary)
Four years ago cost B100
3 Years ago cost B200
2 years ago cost B200
last year B300 (that's inflation for you I suppose)
Yesterday B100 ????????????
Not complaining, but shall we say a trifle "confused" ..........oh well TIT :lol:



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Re: T I T

Post by deankham » March 9, 2023, 2:28 pm

What was the verdict Statts? You still medically alive :)

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Re: T I T

Post by Drunk Monkey » March 9, 2023, 3:20 pm

deankham wrote:
March 9, 2023, 2:28 pm
What was the verdict Statts? You still medically alive :)
He hasnt had the results back yet dean :lol: :lol:

Im sure there is life in the OLD joke book yet , statto has a pulse but a large amount of his dad jokes were lost along with the dinosaurs

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Post by stattointhailand » March 9, 2023, 3:36 pm

I think I was dead at one point, then this nice nurse whispered the words "you cant die BEFORE seeing Everton get relegated" and I sprang back to life :lol:

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Re: T I T

Post by 747man » March 9, 2023, 6:48 pm

stattointhailand wrote:
March 9, 2023, 3:36 pm
I think I was dead at one point, then this nice nurse whispered the words "you cant die BEFORE seeing Everton get relegated" and I sprang back to life :lol:
I Reckon YOU Died a LONG time Ago.... :sleepy: :sleepy: :sleepy:

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Post by stattointhailand » March 9, 2023, 8:09 pm

Like most of your via the naughty step posts, theyre not as funny three or four hours later when everyone else has had time to forget the original joke :lol:

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Re: T I T

Post by Earnest » March 10, 2023, 3:06 pm

Someone taking a back hander, Statts? With reference to your medical checks that is, not for you to crack Dad jokes from 1975.
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Re: T I T

Post by stattointhailand » March 10, 2023, 3:19 pm

I dont even think its that Earnie ....... probably more a case of cashier not having a clue and not wanting to lose face by having to ask a co worker for advice

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Re: T I T

Post by 747man » March 10, 2023, 6:31 pm

stattointhailand wrote:
March 9, 2023, 8:09 pm
Like most of your via the naughty step posts, theyre not as funny three or four hours later when everyone else has had time to forget the original joke :lol:
I Never Posted it 3 or 4 Hours Later,I Think it was about 10 Minutes after I Saw your Post, But as you know I Was on the Naughty Step AGAIN So Waiting for the Moderator to APPROVE & Then Post it !! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: T I T

Post by Earnest » March 10, 2023, 8:38 pm

I see, think of a number and double it.
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