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Yorkshire the county God forgot

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Re: Yorkshire the county God forgot

Post by vincemunday » May 30, 2020, 6:08 am

Hull & Grimsby, the most depressing places I’ve ever visited.
The forest was shrinking daily but the trees kept voting for the axe as its handle was made of wood and they thought it was one of them.

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Re: Yorkshire the county God forgot

Post by saint » May 30, 2020, 7:35 am

vincemunday wrote:
May 30, 2020, 6:08 am
Hull & Grimsby, the most depressing places I’ve ever visited.
Wasnt Hull the 2017 European city of culture ? Yet the remoaners still wonder why we wanted out !

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Post by Drunk Monkey » May 30, 2020, 7:41 am

vincemunday wrote:
May 30, 2020, 6:08 am
Hull & Grimsby, the most depressing places I’ve ever visited.
Totally agree Vince ... but neither are in Yorkshire.
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Re: Yorkshire the county God forgot

Post by saint » May 30, 2020, 8:28 am

Drunk Monkey wrote:
May 30, 2020, 7:41 am
vincemunday wrote:
May 30, 2020, 6:08 am
Hull & Grimsby, the most depressing places I’ve ever visited.
Totally agree Vince ... but neither are in Yorkshire.
He must of had the same geography teacher as Jack . :lol: :lol:

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Re: Yorkshire the county God forgot

Post by Jai2 » May 30, 2020, 9:01 am

Yorkshire born and Yorkshire bred, strong I'nt arm and Thick in head

Yes wonderful countryside......I thought walking Cornwall
was scenic, but Yorkshire so much better

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Re: Yorkshire the county God forgot

Post by Drunk Monkey » May 30, 2020, 9:13 am

Yorkshire is a great place .. marvelous scenery , lots of history great characters. GODS OWN COUNTY .. flat caps whippets tripe n lard butties .. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Heres a few pointers enjoy

the lingo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2eERK3S9Hc

more ling but very attractive lass .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Au2h-otia64

a song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwxcO0dJwzg

German love Yorkshire not Lancs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItcedKDZF0E

finally my fav Yorkshire sketch of all time .. George Whitebread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY4tD2Hbg_A

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Post by glalt » May 30, 2020, 12:06 pm

The raid on the submarine pen was a tremendous act of courage. When they considered that their chances of getting back home were slim to none it takes a certain type of men to go ahead. It reinforces the fact that freedom isn't free.

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Re: Yorkshire the county God forgot

Post by vincemunday » May 30, 2020, 1:17 pm

saint wrote:
May 30, 2020, 8:28 am
Drunk Monkey wrote:
May 30, 2020, 7:41 am
vincemunday wrote:
May 30, 2020, 6:08 am
Hull & Grimsby, the most depressing places I’ve ever visited.
Totally agree Vince ... but neither are in Yorkshire.
He must of had the same geography teacher as Jack . :lol: :lol:
Is this wrong then? To be honest I never went up that way much.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingston_upon_Hull
The forest was shrinking daily but the trees kept voting for the axe as its handle was made of wood and they thought it was one of them.

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Re: Yorkshire the county God forgot

Post by Drunk Monkey » May 30, 2020, 1:33 pm

I left the UK 22 years ago at that point the counties were South Humberside (Scunny) and North Humberside (Hull)..obviously after i left never to return they must have rejigged the county borders and names ..WITHOUT CONTACTING ME FIRST to OK it .

Back on topic .. Yorkshire folk are out there in every way shape and form and are renowned for there love of ferrets , plate licking and even Harry Potter !!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sryVOXoctJQ

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Re: Yorkshire the county God forgot

Post by Sateeb » May 30, 2020, 1:51 pm

Can't believe nobody's mentioned puds. :mrgreen:
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Post by Drunk Monkey » May 31, 2020, 12:21 am

S E X on a plate .. ee by gum

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Re: Yorkshire the county God forgot

Post by Zidane » June 1, 2020, 10:34 am

My favourite place was Wharfedale.... Burnsall, Appletreewick, Kettlewell, Grassington, Bolton Abbey etc.
Some lovely village pubs.... Theakstons Old Peculiar... too strong for southerners :D
Just when I thought our chance had passed,you go and save the best for last.

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Post by Drunk Monkey » June 1, 2020, 11:35 am

likley , Giggleswick my favs , some cracking ales .. Johm Smiths from Tadcaster , Bass Charrington , Boddingtons and Tetleys ... proper pint with a head not like the flat tatty watter served doon sarf .. eh Zid .

likley , Giggleswick my favs , i recall as a young whipper snapper joining my dad on his lorry driving trips ..magnificent scenery... stopping off at truck stops n greasy spoons where there was always a 1p coin super glued to the floor.

Ayup fon this .. Yorkshire jokes by animals .. amusing to Brits but must listen carefully.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSQVBWbh834

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Claret n Blue all way thru .. Up the Iron
L2 Season 19/20 Codheads 0 Scunny 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2qrsItFUug
8 minutes is the point of lift off !!!!!!!

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Re: Yorkshire the county God forgot

Post by Drunk Monkey » June 1, 2020, 11:44 am

The Oranutang is awesome .. LMFTO
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Re: Yorkshire the county God forgot

Post by stattointhailand » June 1, 2020, 1:50 pm

Zidane wrote:
June 1, 2020, 10:34 am
My favourite place was Wharfedale.... Burnsall, Appletreewick, Kettlewell, Grassington, Bolton Abbey etc.
Some lovely village pubs.... Theakstons Old Peculiar... too strong for southerners :D
So strong the locals cant even spell it, let alone know why its spelt that way =;

PECULIER ........... Not ar [-X

Its on the bottle .... "Seal of the Official of the Peculier of Masham". (b*ugger all to do with it being odd)

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Re: Yorkshire the county God forgot

Post by Drunk Monkey » June 1, 2020, 2:04 pm

Facts have come to light that show all the animals in the 2 youtube vids i posted previously were Leeds United supporters with the exception of the Orangutang hes a Donny fan and works in the Keepmoat stadiums South Stand pie shop .

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