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Happy St Georges Day

Post by Drunk Monkey » April 23, 2020, 10:10 am

Not that here is too much to celebrate at the mo in the UK and worldwide ..however ..should lets not let this C19 stop us being patriotic..

Rule Britainia .. Raise a glass of something wherever you are ..

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Re: Happy St Georges Day

Post by tamada » April 23, 2020, 10:22 am

Warmest best wishes to the Popular Front for the Liberation of England.

"May God bless her and all who sail in her."

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Re: Happy St Georges Day

Post by vincemunday » April 23, 2020, 10:26 am

Happy St George's Day Jon, I shall celebrate later with a large beer Chang or three.
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Re: Happy St Georges Day

Post by stattointhailand » April 23, 2020, 10:38 am

I'll celebrate with a glass of water (ran out of beer 10 days ago)

BTW tam due to navy cutbacks (and Brexit :lol: ) that's now "all that fail in her"

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Re: Happy St Georges Day

Post by tamada » April 23, 2020, 11:09 am

^ I can see where you're coming from statts but maybe we've missed the bit in between "all that flail in her"?

Certainly apropos for Raab's first face-off with Starmer at PMQ's yesterday.

If we heard, "And the Honorable Gentlemen is quite right to repeatedly keep sticking big dry one's up my arse, but...", we heard it dozens of times.

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Re: Happy St Georges Day

Post by Khun Paul » April 23, 2020, 11:11 am

Drunk Monkey wrote:
April 23, 2020, 10:10 am
Not that here is too much to celebrate at the mo in the UK and worldwide ..however ..should lets not let this C19 stop us being patriotic..

Rule Britainia .. Raise a glass of something wherever you are ..

DM
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Re: Happy St Georges Day

Post by tamada » April 23, 2020, 11:23 am

"Naval tradition? Naval tradition? Monstrous. Nothing but rum, sodomy, prayers and the lash." - Winston Churchill, First Lord of the Admiralty, ca 1914.

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Re: Happy St Georges Day

Post by tamada » April 23, 2020, 11:32 am

vincemunday wrote:
April 23, 2020, 10:26 am
Happy St George's Day Jon, I shall celebrate later with a large beer Chang or three.
The sun is over the yardarm vince, why wait (and stop at three)?

Chang's a decent fall back (at least it's not Archa!) but let's say this C-19 wasn't happening, what would we be drinking and where?

I would be looking for some Old Speckled Hen myself, at the TAP or up the road at Chris's Place. Or maybe some East Coast at Connor's. Otherwise, breaking into my last bottle of Blantons on my front stoep.

Stay happy and healthy and active... it's just about all we can do right now.

Cheers!

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Re: Happy St Georges Day

Post by tamada » April 23, 2020, 11:34 am

DM... How's the St George's Day traffic at the most underappreciated t-junction in the universe?

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Re: Happy St Georges Day

Post by Drunk Monkey » April 23, 2020, 11:50 am

tamada wrote:
April 23, 2020, 11:34 am
DM... How's the St George's Day traffic at the most underappreciated t-junction in the universe?
Being as my two fav Chang watering holes are dry DM will partake in a glass of orange squash ..

As for the mega intersexytion traffic today ... strangely flat with a couple of peaks (8am and 6pm) .. bit like Yais knockers with out the stretch marks !!

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Re: Happy St Georges Day

Post by vincemunday » April 23, 2020, 2:01 pm

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Re: Happy St Georges Day

Post by stattointhailand » April 23, 2020, 2:07 pm

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Re: Happy St Georges Day

Post by vincemunday » April 23, 2020, 2:12 pm

When I become prime minister Stats all you traitors will be shipped off to Scotland anyway so you can spend out your days with wee jimmy kranky :) there, I relented
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Re: Happy St Georges Day

Post by Zidane » April 23, 2020, 2:43 pm

Happy St George's Day everyone. :D
Just when I thought our chance had passed,you go and save the best for last.

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Re: Happy St Georges Day

Post by vincemunday » April 23, 2020, 2:46 pm

Happy St. George’s day Zidane
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Re: Happy St Georges Day

Post by Khun Paul » April 23, 2020, 5:57 pm

I would normally post a picture of my mast, displaying all the necessary and a large St George's Flag sadly last nights wind plus some minor deterioration has made it requiring some tender loving care, so out of action for about a month while it is renovated .
But the thought is there at least coupled with the RUM, but certainly no Lashes or even Sodomy …..lol

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Re: Happy St Georges Day

Post by tamada » April 23, 2020, 7:33 pm

^ oh bugger!

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Re: Happy St Georges Day

Post by vincemunday » April 23, 2020, 8:38 pm

Was you keen to see a picture of his "mast" Tam?
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Re: Happy St Georges Day

Post by stattointhailand » April 23, 2020, 9:13 pm

Khun Paul wrote:
April 23, 2020, 5:57 pm
I would normally post a picture of my mast, displaying all the necessary and a large St George's Flag sadly last nights wind plus some minor deterioration has made it requiring some tender loving care, so out of action for about a month while it is renovated .
But the thought is there at least coupled with the RUM, but certainly no Lashes or even Sodomy …..lol
Hope you soon get over your wind problem KP and that you can get it up again quickly

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Re: Happy St Georges Day

Post by Khun Paul » April 24, 2020, 7:43 am

Thanks, about a month , rubbing down or up whatever takes your fancy, repainting and re-erecting , been up there 16 years, so due a lot of TLC .
Propblem is the source of the Paint is shut so nowt until next month whatever I wish for

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