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Re: Boris tests positive for Corona

Post by vincemunday » March 28, 2020, 4:43 pm

Sorry Stats the “affair” is well documented, shagging it was, I copied this from a Leftard newspaper because it seems you don’t trust anything right of far left.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfr ... abbott-sex


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Re: Boris tests positive for Corona

Post by stattointhailand » March 28, 2020, 4:56 pm

Wondered why you kept going on about Wilfrid Brambell

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Re: Boris tests positive for Corona

Post by vincemunday » March 28, 2020, 5:02 pm

stattointhailand wrote:
March 28, 2020, 4:56 pm
Wondered why you kept going on about Wilfrid Brambell
I had to look that up! Isnt it odd, watched him for years and years and never knew his name, he was just Steptoe unlike Harry H Corbett who was known for other things too.
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Re: Boris tests positive for Corona

Post by stattointhailand » March 28, 2020, 6:06 pm

vincemunday wrote:
March 28, 2020, 5:02 pm
stattointhailand wrote:
March 28, 2020, 4:56 pm
Wondered why you kept going on about Wilfrid Brambell
I had to look that up! Isnt it odd, watched him for years and years and never knew his name, he was just Steptoe unlike Harry H Corbett who was known for oither things too.
That was Harry (No H) Corbett of "Sooty & Sweep" fame :lol:

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Re: Boris tests positive for Corona

Post by stattointhailand » March 28, 2020, 7:19 pm

Not got any proof but reports in US stating Bojo visited CV19 hospital and actually shook a patients hand.

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Re: Boris tests positive for Corona

Post by vincemunday » March 28, 2020, 7:22 pm

stattointhailand wrote:
March 28, 2020, 7:19 pm
Not got any proof but reports in US stating Bojo visited CV19 hospital and actually shook a patients hand.
Yes I think he might have, i think i saw it and thought it was a bit dim, but it's very hard to change the habits of a lifetime, look at Prince Charles he was all over the place trying not to shake hands.
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Re: Boris tests positive for Corona

Post by tinpeeba » March 29, 2020, 1:53 am

vincemunday wrote:
March 28, 2020, 7:22 pm
stattointhailand wrote:
March 28, 2020, 7:19 pm
Not got any proof but reports in US stating Bojo visited CV19 hospital and actually shook a patients hand.
Yes I think he might have, i think i saw it and thought it was a bit dim, but it's very hard to change the habits of a lifetime, look at Prince Charles he was all over the place trying not to shake hands.

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Re: Boris tests positive for Corona

Post by GT93 » March 29, 2020, 4:42 am

I have found shaking hands a source of anxiety for some weeks before our lock down in NZ. The other person often has too. I did notice there were some who displayed little or no anxiety. Oddly some of those folks were very cautious on other Covid 19 related hygiene matters. I think it would be really odd to shake a Covid 19 patient's hand. Wouldn't a normal person be in a state of high anxiety when with someone who has Covid 19?

Once you swing over to lock down the anxiety levels shoot up. I just went to the local Asian fruit and vegetable shop which is open because it's an essential service. There was a spaced 15 minute queue to get in. They have new large plastic screens in front of masked cashiers and marked spaces on the floor for the queues in the shop. There's a drill how you approach the cashier. She backs away, you present your goods and back away, she runs them through the till and backs away etc. The fear on her face was noticeable through her mask. I wasn't wearing a mask but nearly all Asian customers were.

There's no way I would shake someone's hand now. The fear of the handshake is instinctive as is coming within 2 metres of someone not in what we call our lock down bubble. I'm acutely aware of personal space.
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Re: Boris tests positive for Corona

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stattointhailand wrote:
March 28, 2020, 7:19 pm
Not got any proof but reports in US stating Bojo visited CV19 hospital and actually shook a patients hand.
As my old gran used to say TO ME ... CHERUB go in my purse once more and yer dead meat !!!!!! no more humbugs

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Yes not all are happy with how the worlds leaders are doing things with reference to the current terrible situation, but the world over leaders /PMs have some very difficult decisions to be make but i think the Bojo bashing is out of order , first it was Brexit now this .. same with Trump .. and for that matter the powers here... with the exception of the Bkk exodus after closures they / the Thai Government are doing what is best for the people if the people dont listen and follow instructions then then situation will spiral out of control.

SUNDAY morning just after 6am the Thai government rightly so ask people to stay at home over the weekend yet the ring road is very busy and this with little or airport traffic...so far requests are being ignored and i can see a curfew coming in very soon possibly first night time then again if not adhered to 24 hr.

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Re: Boris tests positive for Corona

Post by stattointhailand » March 29, 2020, 11:19 am

as dep PM said, night curfews are for civil unrest , this is a virus any curfew has to be 24hrs or else its pointless

PS I dont think anyone is seriously Bojo bashing (few tongue in cheek quips maybe), he is doing all anyone could ask for in this situation (Red/Blue/Orange/Green/Purple/or Rainbow sweetie party. He is listening to the people who know the subject and acting on their recommendations

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Re: Boris tests positive for Corona

Post by vincemunday » March 29, 2020, 12:55 pm

stattointhailand wrote:
March 29, 2020, 11:19 am
as dep PM said, night curfews are for civil unrest , this is a virus any curfew has to be 24hrs or else its pointless

PS I dont think anyone is seriously Bojo bashing (few tongue in cheek quips maybe), he is doing all anyone could ask for in this situation (Red/Blue/Orange/Green/Purple/or Rainbow sweetie party. He is listening to the people who know the subject and acting on their recommendations
Bloody hell Stats, has someone cloned your account? Are you sick? Can we help?
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Re: Boris tests positive for Corona

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stattointhailand wrote:
March 29, 2020, 11:19 am
as dep PM said, night curfews are for civil unrest , this is a virus any curfew has to be 24hrs or else its pointless

PS I dont think anyone is seriously Bojo bashing (few tongue in cheek quips maybe), he is doing all anyone could ask for in this situation (Red/Blue/Orange/Green/Purple/or Rainbow sweetie party. He is listening to the people who know the subject and acting on their recommendations
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Re: Boris tests positive for Corona

Post by tamada » March 31, 2020, 12:28 am

Off topic but Putin as a strong leader? He's had back-to-back runs as PM and President and still the Russian economy and GDP is a bloody joke and that's without any meaningful sanctions from Boy Blunder in the White House either.

Come on DM, he's a self agrandizing despot who can't forgive the Commie party for hanging up on him when he was KGB's man in Dresden and the locals were at his office door with pitchforks and torches. He recently waded into a pissing contest with OPEC and lost. Even without Covid-19, he has single-handedly wrecked the oil markets and the current $20 oil will be $10 oil before summer starts.

Personally, that shoots a huge empty supertanker sized hole through my 9th and final "5-year plan" and doesn't guarantee cheaper fuel at the pumps for the rest of you lot either.

Rant over... Some munter nicked our bloody guard dog this morning so sending this from my watchtower.

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Re: Boris tests positive for Corona

Post by tamada » March 31, 2020, 12:31 am

Giggle wrote:
March 28, 2020, 11:26 am
Wow -- look at all the Americans piling on and pointing out what a buffoon Boris Johnson is and how he deserves such an illness for being such a major league loser ...

Oh, sorry. We're cut from better cloth.
At least he doesn't deserve to be shot with a ball of his own ---- like your Munter In Chief.

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Re: Boris tests positive for Corona

Post by tamada » March 31, 2020, 12:47 am

vincemunday wrote:
March 28, 2020, 4:43 pm
Sorry Stats the “affair” is well documented, shagging it was, I copied this from a Leftard newspaper because it seems you don’t trust anything right of far left.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfr ... abbott-sex
Brilliant... captures the moment perfectly.

But I heard what made Dianne so special was that she was the only one among all the eager female participants in Corbyn's beery, fetid, groping liaisons that ever swallowed.

The whole Socialist doctrine I mean.

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Re: Boris tests positive for Corona

Post by vincemunday » March 31, 2020, 6:17 am

tamada wrote:
March 31, 2020, 12:47 am
vincemunday wrote:
March 28, 2020, 4:43 pm
Sorry Stats the “affair” is well documented, shagging it was, I copied this from a Leftard newspaper because it seems you don’t trust anything right of far left.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfr ... abbott-sex
Brilliant... captures the moment perfectly.

But I heard what made Dianne so special was that she was the only one among all the eager female participants in Corbyn's beery, fetid, groping liaisons that ever swallowed.

The whole Socialist doctrine I mean.
The thought of that looking up at me while... yerkkkkkkk! What really amuses me is that he wanted to show her off! Ffs! How bad must his collection of eager helpers been?

I still reckon DM would give her a go though.
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Re: Boris tests positive for Corona

Post by Drunk Monkey » March 31, 2020, 6:21 am

vincemunday wrote:
March 31, 2020, 6:17 am
tamada wrote:
March 31, 2020, 12:47 am
vincemunday wrote:
March 28, 2020, 4:43 pm
Sorry Stats the “affair” is well documented, shagging it was, I copied this from a Leftard newspaper because it seems you don’t trust anything right of far left.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfr ... abbott-sex
Brilliant... captures the moment perfectly.

But I heard what made Dianne so special was that she was the only one among all the eager female participants in Corbyn's beery, fetid, groping liaisons that ever swallowed.

The whole Socialist doctrine I mean.
The thought of that looking up at me while... yerkkkkkkk! What really amuses me is that he wanted to show her off! Ffs! How bad must his collection of eager helpers been?

I still reckon DM would give her a go though.

In her younger days for sure ..but now 2020 , no thanks i rather suckle on a pig .

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Re: Boris tests positive for Corona

Post by tamada » March 31, 2020, 7:38 am

vincemunday wrote:
March 31, 2020, 6:17 am
tamada wrote:
March 31, 2020, 12:47 am
vincemunday wrote:
March 28, 2020, 4:43 pm
Sorry Stats the “affair” is well documented, shagging it was, I copied this from a Leftard newspaper because it seems you don’t trust anything right of far left.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfr ... abbott-sex
Brilliant... captures the moment perfectly.

But I heard what made Dianne so special was that she was the only one among all the eager female participants in Corbyn's beery, fetid, groping liaisons that ever swallowed.

The whole Socialist doctrine I mean.
The thought of that looking up at me while... yerkkkkkkk! What really amuses me is that he wanted to show her off! Ffs! How bad must his collection of eager helpers been?

I still reckon DM would give her a go though.
Maybe less to do with the looks than the experience? As DM can probably attest, the darker it is, the more you'll put up with, or as they suggest in Scotland, get away with? Talking about the ambient lighting here of course.

As I shagged my way through my sister's flatmates at the university halls of residence back in the 70's, I do recall frequently thinking that the showers must be broken. On the other hand, the nurses at the university hospital lodging were far more fastidious. The latter also tended to be far more imaginative too.

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Re: Boris tests positive for Corona

Post by pipoz4444 » March 31, 2020, 9:01 pm

I just wondered how he was doing with his symptoms. If I am right, by now he should have a fever, maybe some muscle pain and possibly be starting to cough. Not sure what order they come in

Who on the Forum knows him on a first name basis and can give him a call for an update :lol: :lol: \:D/

There must be some one on this Forum with Royal Blood in them. =D> :shock: My ancestors have lost touch with the current crowd :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Boris tests positive for Corona

Post by GT93 » April 1, 2020, 12:12 am

Any Old Etonians out there who know Johnson? Surely there are among the numerous retired MI 5 and MI 6 officers in Thailand.

I hope he maintains the traditional British stiff upper lip and doesn't start acting like a self-absorbed teenager.
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