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Re: North Korea

Post by Drunk Monkey » August 6, 2020, 11:54 pm

papafarang wrote:
August 6, 2020, 9:15 pm
Drunk Monkey wrote:
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As much as i think Trump is a great prez and changing America for the better ... the thought of Kaheva in her bikini has me praying for a Biden win .. and whats more important .. one of the worlds super powers remaining on an upward trend or a lovely pair of white silky North Korean boobies with a nice pink nipple there upon ... yep you guessed ..

Go Joe Go Joe ..VOTE BIDEN you know it makes sense .
Back on topic .. after subscibing to kaheva YT channel she invited me over to NK ... tomorrow shopping for beach wear , a haircut m crack wax , travel agents and its take off .. LOVE is a crazy thing !!

DM
Haircut ? You would be lucky . but you having a crack wax and wearing budgie smugglers is a pay per view jackpot . Facebook ,twitter and TicToc. Veet and Nike sponsors. The worlds your lobster mate. As manager the usual 20% cut and only 5 shows a week. Ratings on fox and CNN will bury trump. No knowing how far you can go .just sign the contract
Us Scunny lads smuggle seagulls not budgies papa :lol: ..

btw the loverly Kaheva asked me to take a jar of beetroot .. dont suppose u got any in stock have you .. twood be great to get off on the right foot taking her a gift.

I found myself watching and re watching all her vids .. her voice is puts me in a love trance that can only be cured by a swift ham shank .. you got any of those in stock as well ???

Once ive had the Kim jong Un hairdo n crack wax will book North Korean airlines and its bon voyage Kaheva here i come !!

I will bring u back a stick of Pinyoungyang rock should cover the 20%

Annyeong (tattybye in North Korean)

DM ... wheres my meds ??


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Re: North Korea

Post by Aardvark » August 7, 2020, 5:34 am

Why are you off to North Korea?? She says at the start of the Vid she is South Korean. Better Food that side of the Border as well ...

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Re: North Korea

Post by Drunk Monkey » August 7, 2020, 7:15 am

Aardvark wrote:
August 7, 2020, 5:34 am
Why are you off to North Korea?? She says at the start of the Vid she is South Korean. Better Food that side of the Border as well ...
Shes requested i meet her parents before we can officially date !!!!

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Re: North Korea

Post by tamada » August 7, 2020, 9:49 am

Drunk Monkey wrote:
August 7, 2020, 7:15 am
Aardvark wrote:
August 7, 2020, 5:34 am
Why are you off to North Korea?? She says at the start of the Vid she is South Korean. Better Food that side of the Border as well ...
Shes requested i meet her parents before we can officially date !!!!

DM
Obviously DM hasn't advised his sweet Kaheva that he's from Scunthorpe yet. That's a deal-breaker right there.

You want adopting maybe?

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Re: North Korea

Post by Drunk Monkey » August 7, 2020, 3:42 pm

Far from being a deal breaker the lovely Kaheva said she had always dreamt about meeting a handsome young guy from North Lincolnshire and she had followed the Iron football team since she was in North Korean kindergarden.

It turns out the deal breaker was the fact she is actually a he .. a gadger , tranny , ladyboy ..this didnt phase me and the trip was still most certainly on until confirmed the meat n two veg had been removed .. literally just before i paid for my NK Airlines tickets ..lucky escape for DM .. as the trip is now off... alas too late for the KJU hairdoo n crack wax but they wont be wasted as i may venture out tonight on the pull !!

Annyeong DM
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Re: North Korea

Post by Barney » August 7, 2020, 6:15 pm

DM did you get your money back for the flight. Difficult for some in these pandemic times.


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Re: North Korea

Post by tamada » August 7, 2020, 7:19 pm

Drunk Monkey wrote:
August 7, 2020, 3:42 pm
Far from being a deal breaker the lovely Kaheva said she had always dreamt about meeting a handsome young guy from North Lincolnshire and she had followed the Iron football team since she was in North Korean kindergarden.

It turns out the deal breaker was the fact she is actually a he .. a gadger , tranny , ladyboy ..this didnt phase me and the trip was still most certainly on until confirmed the meat n two veg had been removed .. literally just before i paid for my NK Airlines tickets ..lucky escape for DM .. as the trip is now off... alas too late for the KJU hairdoo n crack wax but they wont be wasted as i may venture out tonight on the pull !!

Annyeong DM
Always thought 'she' had quite a masculine jawline anyway.

P.S. Where did u get your crack waxed?

Asking for a friend.

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Re: North Korea

Post by Drunk Monkey » August 8, 2020, 2:02 am

Barney wrote:
August 7, 2020, 6:15 pm
DM did you get your money back for the flight. Difficult for some in these pandemic times.


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Yes lucckliy brofre i found out the lass was a lad minus the sausage n dangliys i cancelled the trip

most appoaclyse im bladdered ..fecok


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Re: North Korea

Post by Drunk Monkey » August 11, 2020, 10:11 pm

Great news .... kaheva has a sister

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Re: North Korea

Post by GT93 » August 12, 2020, 1:41 am

This is a great thread even when we're having some time out from Kim Jong-un and his sis.

I suppose if you get tired of Thailand DM, you'll be heading for South Korea.

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Re: North Korea

Post by Drunk Monkey » August 12, 2020, 8:05 am

I prefer kaheva to her k pop sis ..

I did once have a brief liason with rather beautiful Korean lass a tour guide in Pattaya .. she was loverly but asked to do very strange things and wanted me to stop drinking n go.all fashion concious ..bollocks to that i was oot the door sharpish .

Back on NK .. Kim jong Un been out n about again inspecting severe flooding in some parts if his country ..he looks well but needs that all.important trip to the barbers still.

Btw Kaheva sends her best wishes to.all UM members ..i have asked her to become a member n post directly ..

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Re: North Korea

Post by tamada » August 12, 2020, 10:34 am

Drunk Monkey wrote:
August 12, 2020, 8:05 am
I prefer kaheva to her k pop sis ..

I did once have a brief liason with rather beautiful Korean lass a tour guide in Pattaya .. she was loverly but asked to do very strange things and wanted me to stop drinking n go.all fashion concious ..bollocks to that i was oot the door sharpish .

Back on NK .. Kim jong Un been out n about again inspecting severe flooding in some parts if his country ..he looks well but needs that all.important trip to the barbers still.

Btw Kaheva sends her best wishes to.all UM members ..i have asked her to become a member n post directly ..

Dm.
If kaheva's already had the full nip and tuck, she can't easily become a member (again).

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Re: North Korea

Post by GT93 » August 12, 2020, 2:34 pm

The lovely Kaheva is now turning up on my youtube landing page. She's a girl tamada. Thailand is poisoning your mind.

Here she is explaining why Korea is so safe at night:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJTHXyXD7jg

Korean beaches are also very safe. That's thanks to Trump's fat mate.

I'm looking forward to the bikini video. She isn't stupid. She knows she's going to disappoint a lot of gents if she backs out.

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Re: North Korea

Post by Drunk Monkey » August 12, 2020, 4:12 pm

Sorry Tamm i was kidding about Kaheva being a gadher :lol: tho how perfect if she was eh ?????

As much as think Joe Biden is a fruitcake him winning n throwing the good oild USovA into turmoil for a few years is a mere shrug ov the shoulders compared to getting Kaheva inti a bikini ..

Fingers crossed after another chat last night she will be joining UM soon ..

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Re: North Korea

Post by GT93 » August 13, 2020, 12:48 pm

On 19 April 2020 the lovely Kaheva tells viewers a bit about herself:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-evyQHmTz0

At the end she states she doesn't have a boyfriend. Yet.

She didn't mention anything about sugar daddies.

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Re: North Korea

Post by Drunk Monkey » August 13, 2020, 10:56 pm

GT .. the jury is still out if Kaheva is a rug muncher or not ..i am.chatting to her on line but too much of a gentleman to.ask.her out right if she drinks from.the fury cup..

I do.admitadly think about her a lot .. mostly on a Sunday .. that my shower day .

Hope shes single n likes handsome yet slightly rotund northern chaps with gonads like tennis balls n an arse like the Japanese flag .

Dm.

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Re: North Korea

Post by Drunk Monkey » August 14, 2020, 2:00 am

Kahevas latest Yt offering ..giving an insight if she spits or swallows

https://youtu.be/xjgpKS0HdVM

Dm.needs to help this lovely lass with her choice of vid subject and more so swallowing practice ..

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Re: North Korea

Post by GT93 » August 15, 2020, 10:45 am

I think she's a lovely lass. Perhaps you might post a bit more gentlemanly about the lovely Kaheva? No, not a Scunny manner?

I'd never heard of overeating mukbangs. I think she's a bit of a health junky. She probably fancies young athletic types. I think we're out of luck.

Meanwhile the Kim Jong-un - Trump twosome attracts more attention:

https://youtu.be/cgeQXp0GyUY

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Re: North Korea

Post by Drunk Monkey » August 15, 2020, 2:35 pm

GT93 wrote:
August 15, 2020, 10:45 am
I think she's a lovely lass. Perhaps you might post a bit more gentlemanly about the lovely Kaheva? No, not a Scunny manner?

I'd never heard of overeating mukbangs. I think she's a bit of a health junky. She probably fancies young athletic types. I think we're out of luck.

Meanwhile the Kim Jong-un - Trump twosome attracts more attention:

https://youtu.be/cgeQXp0GyUY
Did you watch the Kaheva vid i posted .. my reference to spitting out or swallowing was to comment on her food related video ... Scunny or Londons West end ... cant think what else you could possibly imagine i was referring too.

Yes im sure she does prefer the more younger n athletic type of guy ... thats why i photo shopped the pic i sent her and changed my name to Tarquin.

Biden Biden Biden !!!

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Re: North Korea

Post by Drunk Monkey » August 23, 2020, 2:28 am

Another excellent informative Kaheva .. i reckon shes been on the wacky baccy n looks like she been on a bender .

https://youtu.be/-nBOwQiO9_E
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