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Post by stattointhailand » July 11, 2022, 10:20 am

And dont forget the Yorkshire marriage guidance councelors .....RELATED



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Post by 747man » July 11, 2022, 11:30 am

A dog was drowning in a pond, luckily a German man walked past and pulled it from the water to try and save it.

I asked the man: “are you a vet?”

The man replied: “am I vet? I’m fuc*ing soaking.”

I'll Get Me Coat......555 !!

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Post by tamada » July 11, 2022, 11:34 am

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Post by GT93 » July 11, 2022, 4:56 pm

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Post by stattointhailand » July 11, 2022, 7:13 pm

Could have sworn I posted that about 3 years ago :-k

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Post by 747man » July 13, 2022, 1:27 pm

A thief broke into my house last night looking for money…
So I got out of bed and started to look with him!

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Post by 747man » July 18, 2022, 11:13 am

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Post by pipadoo » July 18, 2022, 12:35 pm

Nearly 🥸🥸🥸
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Post by pipadoo » July 18, 2022, 5:22 pm

That’s the way to do it🥸🥸🥸🥸
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Post by 747man » July 21, 2022, 10:41 am

My wife said she's going to leave me, but before she does, she's going make sure my bank balance is £0.

That's nice of her, paying off my overdraft.

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Post by pipadoo » July 21, 2022, 3:06 pm

Nice one 747man

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Post by 747man » July 22, 2022, 11:51 am

My niece tweeted that she is expecting twins. I commented "finally two kids with the same father"

She blocked me.......555 !!

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Post by pipadoo » July 25, 2022, 12:18 pm

Precisely
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