Consolidated Joke Thread
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And dont forget the Yorkshire marriage guidance councelors .....RELATED
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A dog was drowning in a pond, luckily a German man walked past and pulled it from the water to try and save it.
I asked the man: “are you a vet?”
The man replied: “am I vet? I’m fuc*ing soaking.”
I'll Get Me Coat......555 !!
I asked the man: “are you a vet?”
The man replied: “am I vet? I’m fuc*ing soaking.”
I'll Get Me Coat......555 !!
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'Don't waste your words on people who deserve your silence'
~Reinhold Messner~
'You don't have to be afraid of everything you don't understand'
~Louise Perica~
~Reinhold Messner~
'You don't have to be afraid of everything you don't understand'
~Louise Perica~
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Lock 'em up - Eastman, Giuliani, Senator Graham, Meadows and Trump
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Could have sworn I posted that about 3 years ago
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A thief broke into my house last night looking for money…
So I got out of bed and started to look with him!
So I got out of bed and started to look with him!
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My wife said she's going to leave me, but before she does, she's going make sure my bank balance is £0.
That's nice of her, paying off my overdraft.
That's nice of her, paying off my overdraft.
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Nice one 747man
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My niece tweeted that she is expecting twins. I commented "finally two kids with the same father"
She blocked me.......555 !!
She blocked me.......555 !!