I was thinking

[747man]

A Bit like MOST of your posts then o/t.......

[old-timer]

A Bit like MOST of your posts then o/t.......

Well done 747. You can put a sentence together without swearing.

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[old-timer]

ten to seven in the morning. OT was glad to see that the texans got bashed up in the world series.

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[Aardvark]

Which Country did they play

[old-timer]

Which Country did they play

Moving on as quick as possible, once again, just to make sure all the idiots are left behind,

OT.....out in front as usual....lovin it....--------...

[747man]

So Aard & Myself are jerk Aye O/T........Wonder which catergory YOU Fall into........Richardhead,Probably...

[DermotC]

Handbags at dawn!

[Texpat]

Udon Geezers Fight Club.

I should make a movie.

Honestly, it's one of my lasting memories of living in Udon. How quickly the Brittles, irrespective of age, are willing to come to blows over whether sirloin with mushroom pies are better or steak and kidney are tops.

Simultaneously unbelievable and hilarious.

I would gladly promote a Muay Thai geezers tournament.

We could probably make some long cash for a nice charity.

[Aardvark]

Keep going Son and you'll get that Holiday

[old-timer]

So Aard & Myself are jerk Aye O/T.......

yep

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[old-timer]

If, and it's a big if, you managed to nail a girl online you are most likley to be over 55 or 60 years old, gulible, and well happy. Look, here is the thing, these birds know how to play the game.
OT...I was thinking....

[747man]

Keep going Son and you'll get that Holiday

He's already on Holiday Aard, in Uganda pulling Black Stunners.....

[Banjo]

Udon Geezers Fight Club.

We could probably make some long cash for a nice charity.

I was thinking a Welly Throwing competition may be appropriate given the recent floods.

Get yer wellys out and start practicing

[old-timer]

OT's doing the 10k kampala marathon on sunday, and I was thinking the best way to do it is to head for a WFB and jog on behind her as my mind will then not be on the running, if I start to think about the running I'll move on to another WFB. That should do the trick. I'm expecting a heros welcome at the end of the marathon and then off to the pub to catch up on the damage I saved myself on Saturday night.
And another thing, completely unrelated, I was thinking what's the point of spending B5000 + on a pair of reading glasses from the optician when you can get them for around B80 elsewhere. I've been trying to convince myself the merits of buying a decent set of spectacles but it just doesn't make sense. Anyway, I break them in a month or two and the glasses will break whatever they cost.

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[parrot]

"what's the point of spending B5000 + on a pair of reading glasses from the optician when you can get them for around B80 elsewhere."

I think only a woman could answer that question. I'm sure the answer will have something to do with the Versace, RayBan, Calvin Klein, or Polo label on the side. I'm not certain, but I think the label helps women see better.

[jackspratt]

I'm sure the answer will have something to do with the Versace, RayBan, Calvin Klein, or Polo label on the side. I'm not certain, but I think the label helps women see better.

Which is something O/T is probably trying to avoid at all costs.

[old-timer]

I'm sure the answer will have something to do with the Versace, RayBan, Calvin Klein, or Polo label on the side. I'm not certain, but I think the label helps women see better.

Which is something O/T is probably trying to avoid at all costs.

You're funny jack.

Moving on, OT got hammered last night and has got a AGM to go to in about an hour and half. I'm thinking how I can make it through a very boring meeting full of jerk without falling asleep or puking up. Not only that, come midday I'll be thinking that the pubs open and ways to excuse myself. I think puking up is the best option. I'll put it down to eating a bad banana.

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[pienmash]

What about the marathon OT , have a mars bar instead eh .

mash

[old-timer]

OT just did the 10k marathon, easy really. 2k into the run I got chatting to a WFB, a normal thing to do when running a marathon. We decided to walk most of the way and just leg it at the end past the finish line. One thing I was thinking on the way round was why do they give you so many bottles of water without a WC in sight. Normally I would have p1ssed behind a tree but there was 25000 people around so I was a bit shy.

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[old-timer]

OT gives a bit of change to a blind beggar whenever I walk past him. I was thinking today, how does he know to say thanks in english when I give him change and then says thanks in the local dialect when a local gives him money. I got a feeling he's not blind.

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