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Who is this pillock?

Post by daithic » November 11, 2018, 9:51 am

http://www.samuitimes.com/british-chav- ... er-to-off/

Who is this pillock and why is he in Udon? He's not the kind of individual that is welcome here.



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Re: Who is this pillock?

Post by GT93 » November 11, 2018, 10:45 am

I'd guess he's a British tourist enjoying himself in Udon. He doesn't seem to hold the Thais in high regard.
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Post by maaka » November 11, 2018, 12:09 pm

is that Top Mansion in the background?

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Post by stattointhailand » November 11, 2018, 12:53 pm

Mummy lets him go on hols by himself this year and look what happens [-X [-X [-X

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Post by vlad » November 11, 2018, 4:13 pm

The Bar in Question is the Red Lion and yes he is am embarrassing English idiot and does nothing to alter the reputation of falangs.

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Re: Who is this pillock?

Post by Sateeb » November 11, 2018, 5:47 pm

daithic wrote:
November 11, 2018, 9:51 am
Who is this pillock and why is he in Udon? He's not the kind of individual that is welcome here.
Farang goes to Thai fleshpot and hears about this Udon Thani place that so many of the girls hail from so decides to head up to "The Factory." That's what gets him/them here. One of the reasons I gave up on bars going back to farang alley.

Always some arsehole or other whose night isn't complete without kicking off.

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Post by SCPete » November 11, 2018, 6:16 pm

He needs to get some alignment marks tattooed on his head so he can figure out how to put his cap on straight.

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Post by dunroaming » November 11, 2018, 7:56 pm

2nd should have realised the factories empty they are all thee already or growing ready to go lol

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Re: Who is this pillock?

Post by tamada » November 11, 2018, 8:19 pm

Proof if ever it was needed that a provincial Thai backwater can never have enough farang pillocks.

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Post by vincemunday » November 11, 2018, 8:44 pm

Bless him, he's bit of a twonk and I heard today that he was on the wrong end of a bit of harsh education. To be fair, it's not just in Thailand, I've seen very similar in the Canary Islands and the Greek Islands etc, booze and maybe drugs can be bad magic for some people. Let's hope he drags his ass back down south or wherever he came from.
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Post by GT93 » November 12, 2018, 3:28 pm

Blighty. I hope he heads back there pronto.
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Post by Rayq81 » November 12, 2018, 7:33 pm

It never ceases to amaze me how some of these idiots manage to find their way to Udon, on my last visit there was a drunken drug fuelled idiot causing problems in Night and day, they are a disgrace to themselves and their families and should never be allowed to travel to a foreign country.

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Re: Who is this pillock?

Post by Raoul Duke » November 12, 2018, 7:56 pm

The Factory?
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Re: Who is this pillock?

Post by stattointhailand » November 12, 2018, 10:29 pm

Sateeb wrote:
November 11, 2018, 5:47 pm
daithic wrote:
November 11, 2018, 9:51 am
Who is this pillock and why is he in Udon? He's not the kind of individual that is welcome here.
Farang goes to Thai fleshpot and hears about this Udon Thani place that so many of the girls hail from so decides to head up to "The Factory." That's what gets him/them here. One of the reasons I gave up on bars going back to farang alley.

Always some arsehole or other whose night isn't complete without kicking off.

Jeez I must have really been lucky/unlucky coz in abt 15 yrs of going out on average 2 times a week (2x15x52 ) 1560 visits ive only seen it "kick off" about 10 times so I must have missed the "fun" an amazing 1550 times :confused:

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Re: Who is this pillock?

Post by lahgon29 » November 12, 2018, 11:20 pm

What exactly is a pillock, and also a twonk? I like the words, just don't know the meanings. Oz ignorance. Help me out.

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Re: Who is this pillock?

Post by AlexO » November 13, 2018, 12:17 am

lahgon29 wrote:
November 12, 2018, 11:20 pm
What exactly is a pillock, and also a twonk? I like the words, just don't know the meanings. Oz ignorance. Help me out.
Rather refined words for Complete and utter asswipe.

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Re: Who is this pillock?

Post by Sateeb » November 13, 2018, 1:32 am

stattointhailand wrote:
November 12, 2018, 10:29 pm
Jeez I must have really been lucky/unlucky coz in abt 15 yrs of going out on average 2 times a week (2x15x52 ) 1560 visits ive only seen it "kick off" about 10 times so I must have missed the "fun" an amazing 1550 times :confused:
You must have been. Lucky as the bar owners that didn’t see any trouble in their bars at that time either. :roll:

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Re: Who is this pillock?

Post by nickboyuk » November 13, 2018, 3:30 am

vincemunday wrote:
November 11, 2018, 8:44 pm
Bless him, he's bit of a twonk and I heard today that he was on the wrong end of a bit of harsh education. To be fair, it's not just in Thailand, I've seen very similar in the Canary Islands and the Greek Islands etc, booze and maybe drugs can be bad magic for some people. Let's hope he drags his ass back down south or wherever he came from.
and not only there. My sons arrests these types every week in Plymouth...

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Re: Who is this pillock?

Post by ajsp9 » November 13, 2018, 4:18 am

nickboyuk wrote:
November 13, 2018, 3:30 am
vincemunday wrote:
November 11, 2018, 8:44 pm
Bless him, he's bit of a twonk and I heard today that he was on the wrong end of a bit of harsh education. To be fair, it's not just in Thailand, I've seen very similar in the Canary Islands and the Greek Islands etc, booze and maybe drugs can be bad magic for some people. Let's hope he drags his ass back down south or wherever he came from.
and not only there. My sons arrests these types every week in Plymouth...
Pretty sure it’s exprcted in Plymouth - is Union Street the Mecca for ‘fun’ ?

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Re: Who is this pillock?

Post by Brian Davis » November 13, 2018, 10:14 am

Maybe he's 'enjoyed' the experience already? If not, he can look forward to a hammering if he upsets the Thais.

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