Well that probably explains the increase in infections then

Little 4 yr old cousin had a high temp yesterday, taken to hospital, tested, positive (for the third time )

Funny, coz I feel exactly the same when driving over some of Thailands overpasses/underpasses/raised expressways

No I didn't forget either Brechin City or Dundee Utd, I ignored them like everyone else does

There's only 3 decent teams in Scotland Fife Flyers/Ayr Bruins/Dundee Rockets , unfortunately for Scottish footie fans none of them play football

Thats a baby, The USS Constitution is still sailing after 225 years (launched 1797) .......... and as Trigger would say it's only had 3 new hulls, four new decks and two new rigging refits

My picks? Inverurie Loco Works FC from the heelans and Civil Service Strollers from the lowlans . We were discussing the Scunthorpe Utd first XI not the Scunthorpe Steelworks Canteen U15 staff girls team, who with the exception of Rangers and Rogers mobs would no doubt still win any match North of ...

They are going to to have to move that food bank out of the area, have you seen what its doing to our property prices

The futures Orange?

Kidderminster, Darlington, Chester, Boston, Hereford, Southport and of course the mighty Blyth Spartans

Nice to see Little Joe back at number one in the world rankings

That was "SHADY" drinkers, those that sneak an extra couple in whilst nobodys watching

Its all about choice. Make a bad one and it is down to the individual if it turns out badly. Interesting thought, does that mean We dont treat smokers who get lung cancer We dont treat drinkers for Liver problems We dont treat fatties for heart problems We dont treat pregnant women during a miscarr...

You are perfectly correct, there are ONLY TWO GENDERS, the problem is identifying which of the two you are dealing with at any particular time .........especially after the glass of shandy or two

It's ok DM, the full facts are now coming to light. It appears the scots mist was a bit heavier than normal and the Jocks/UEFA wouldn't let the Georgians use their rainbow water wings as it wasn't a designated cross gender event where men were allowed to wear skirts

Jellied eels will still be ok as they are already suspended in .... jelly

Must say I was shocked enough to check that they hadnt recalled Kenny Dalglish out of retirement. Seems to be the same group of EPL substitutes and lower league no hopers as before ............. as they supposedly dont wear anything under their skirts perhaps they have all sold their y fronts to the...

Does this mean having a chance to swim off Brighton pebbles without your nuts going into suspended animation?

Think he was talking about the guys Billa