The Queen has two birthdays - her real birthday on 21 April, and her official birthday held on a Saturday in June - in a tradition going back 250 years. It was introduced to try to ensure better weather for the monarch's official celebrations. Yesterday was the first of three days of celebration of ...

i,m after some boiled eggs?anyone know were i can get some? FF, To enable me to help you receive the best price, and fulfill your precise requirements, please advise: 1. Hard or soft boiled? 2. Large size or small? 3.Produced by ethnic, or oversea hens preferred? 4 Battery, or free range hens eggs?...

Sadly it's gone T*TS up already last night as violence erupted between England fans and locals in Marseille before a ball has even been kicked in the competition. Riot Police and undercover officers with stun guns were deployed. Scores of people injured, more than 100 arrested or deported and some E...

Thanks Bob - I obviously clicked the wrong link somehow. Meanwhile Ian Durrant's long standing connection with Rangers, most recently as a youth team coach has come to and end with Warburton shuffling staff. The ginger rodent has reared his ugly head from the sewer's again this time becoming boss at...

Simple. Explain to the GP in the UK or wherever that an extended holiday requires double or treble prescription and they will gladly dispense it (well mine does). Whilst flying keep one in the hand luggage and the rest in checked baggage. It's a good idea to get a headed letter from your 'quack' sta...

With regards to my previous post about the new Scottish League Cup format, well the dicks at the SPFL have surpassed themselves in coming up with a ludicrous format for the Scottish Challenge Cup which can be found on the confusing link below. Where do they dig out theses authorities? http://www.bbc...

The transfer market has just become obscene with it's prices, notwithstanding players outrageous salaries. 30 million for a guy I've never heard of (others may have). Where will this madness end? If I lived in the UK now, instead of lining the pockets of those playing on the field, I would get mysel...

"Waanjai why be a dick head and make out the accommodation is crap by posting that ridiculous photo, it is nothing like either of the short time sleeping beds at either swampy or don muang. People may be interested". I have read descriptions of them elsewhere as well Barney and the way they were des...

Current summary of rumours from the Beeb. Scweinsteiger to be ditched by Man Utd after one year there. Pelligrini linked with move to Southampton. 3.5 million - Everton would have to pay Saints compensation for Koeman. Vardy medical today with Arsenal who want the deal done before the Euro Champions...

Jsell from previous requests "Go from Big C, not long after Macro you will see a small Honda place with a road left next to it. Ignore that one and take the next left. A few 100m up there on the left is a place that does general body repairs etc, but they have sorted a gearbox on a late 80's Isuzu t...

I don't personally know Jsell but hopefully you can get the answers you seek.

You may wish to elaborate on the exact required repair guys and this may prove fruitful.

Barney I use one 10 minutes each way from Swampy with the free Hotel shuttle bus. 600 baht a night and with a nightcap from the local seven/eleven in my room I get a great night's kip and if the flight is not too early in the morning a breakfast thrown in as well. Too numerous Hotels around swampy p...

The 'Cream Cookies' have stopped taking bets on the former Manager at the 'midden', the Ginger Rodent, Neil Lennon becoming the new Hibs Manager

Interestingly Guardiola is rumoured to bring in Wilshire from Arsenal. He must be flattered in the interest. Leeds have had six managers in the same time it has taken Wilshire to complete 90 minutes of Football for the Gunners.

Bloody hell lionheart you must have had to shift some dust to unearth these one's.

The Valentine's Heart - Science and History Lesson We were all brought up thinking that the heart that you see for Valentine's day is similar to the Human Heart Organ. That cannot be farther from the truth. Heart Organs are oblong and have a bunch of nasty looking arteries and ventricles coming out ...

A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth. "I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies "O.K. do you have a boyfriend?" asks the Midwife. "No, no boyfriend either.” "Do you have a partner then?” "No, I'...

> Bob's Story > Bob, a young journalism graduate from Arkansas, > had gone to work for the > New York Times. His first assignment was to write a brief > human interest > story. An idea came to Bob and he returned to one of the > most remote areas > he knew of in his home state of > Arkansas.Deep in ...

An Aussie truckie walks into an outback cafe with a full-grown emu behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The truckie says, 'A hamburger, chips and a coke,' and turns to the emu, 'What's yours?' 'Sounds great, I'll have the same,' says the emu. A short time later the waitress returns w...