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by boes
February 10, 2016, 4:01 pm
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Absolute Classic... As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked: 'What in the world are you doing?' The daughter replied: 'Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, u...
by boes
February 6, 2016, 10:07 pm
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Subject: VERY DISTURBING REVELATION Sexual activity for senior males: (where were you born?) Statistics just released from The United Nations B.O.H. Team, reveal that: Australian men between 60 and 75 years of age, will, on average, have sex two to three times per week, (and a small number have it a...
by boes
February 3, 2016, 11:14 am
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I couldn't help but overhear two blokes in their mid twenties, while sitting at the local bar last night. One of the young Bucks says to his mate: Mannn you look real tired." His buddy says, Mannn am I exhausted...my girlfriend and I have sex all the time..she is sooooo demanding. She's after me 3 o...
by boes
February 3, 2016, 11:12 am
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Topic: Consolidated Joke Thread
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Hey Jimbo went to a Wickham Terrace Specialist in Brisbane, having seen an advert for a Gynaecologist Assistant. Now Jimbo knows full well that nowadays, job advertisers aren't able to discriminate against the applicant's gender, and of course he was verrry interested, so he went in and asked the Se...
by boes
January 12, 2016, 10:17 am
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Topic: Consolidated Joke Thread
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by boes
January 11, 2016, 2:35 pm
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Topic: Consolidated Joke Thread
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Yesterday I was at my local PetsRUs store buying a large bag of Pedigree dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't ha...
by boes
November 24, 2015, 1:33 pm
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A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little teed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to fee...
by boes
November 18, 2015, 9:05 pm
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Topic: Consolidated Joke Thread
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As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you doing?' The daughter replied: 'mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this t...
by boes
November 7, 2015, 2:41 pm
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Topic: Consolidated Joke Thread
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"Ive outlived my dick." A Poem - by Willie Nelson My nookie days are over, My pilot light is out. What used to be my pride and joy, Is now my water spout. Time was when, on its own accord, From my trousers it would spring. But now I've got a full time job, To find the friggin thing. It used to be em...
by boes
October 25, 2015, 1:35 pm
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Husband buys his son an iPAD, daughter an iPAD, himself an iPHONE and his wife an iRON.

She wasn`t impressed even after he explained it can be integrated with the iWASH, iCOOK, and iCLEAN network.

This triggered the iNAG service, which totally wiped out the iSHAG function.
by boes
October 21, 2015, 1:46 pm
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Topic: Consolidated Joke Thread
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SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda. WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die? SYLVIA: I froze to death. WANDA: How horrible! SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that...
by boes
October 19, 2015, 9:13 am
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Topic: Consolidated Joke Thread
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Murphy was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows. 'Thirty euros,' she whispers. Murphy had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it's only thirty euros. So they hid in the bushes. They're going 'at it' for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on th...
by boes
September 29, 2015, 8:55 pm
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Topic: Consolidated Joke Thread
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A woman awakes in the middle of the night to find her husband not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of hot cocoa in front of him. He appears to be deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes ...
by boes
September 26, 2015, 3:02 pm
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Patrick O’Malley raised his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of my life between the legs of my wife!” And he took home the top prize for the best toast of the night. In bed later that night, he told his wife, “Mary, I won the prize for the best toast of the night.” She said, “What was you...
by boes
September 16, 2015, 11:38 pm
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There was a man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged 6 miles a day. One day, he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tan all over except his 'thing.' So, he decided to do something about it. He went to the beach, completely undressed himself and buried in the s...
by boes
September 16, 2015, 1:34 pm
Forum: House & Land
Topic: air conditioner service
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air conditioner service

Prices for cleaning ?
Price for gas refill ?
by boes
September 9, 2015, 2:16 pm
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Topic: Consolidated Joke Thread
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A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn’t wanted to have sex with him for the past six months. The doctor tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her and hopefully determine what the problem is. The following day, the wife goes to the doctor’s office. The doctor asks h...
by boes
August 27, 2015, 3:53 pm
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Topic: Consolidated Joke Thread
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