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by boes
November 13, 2016, 6:50 pm
Forum: General Udon Thani Forum
Topic: Do you know Green Bus?
Replies: 4
Views: 631

Re: Do you know Green Bus?

http://www.greenbusthailand.com/website/en/

don't work for me, can't navigate on the site.. ?
by boes
September 25, 2016, 6:21 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Consolidated Joke Thread
Replies: 4157
Views: 188353

Re: Consolidated Joke Thread

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by boes
September 25, 2016, 2:50 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Consolidated Joke Thread
Replies: 4157
Views: 188353

Re: Consolidated Joke Thread

A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks "Hey, Mate! how long before I can get a haircut?" The barber look around the shop and says "about 2 hours," and the guy leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks..."how long before I can get a haircut?" Again, the bar...
by boes
July 13, 2016, 9:03 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Consolidated Joke Thread
Replies: 4157
Views: 188353

Consolidated Joke Thread

The solution to all things.....
https://youtu.be/Y7rXlbHtcqM[/youtube]

https://youtu.be/Y7rXlbHtcqM
by boes
July 11, 2016, 9:34 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Consolidated Joke Thread
Replies: 4157
Views: 188353

Consolidated Joke Thread

Friends Two elderly gentlemen had been friends for many decades. Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, 'Now...
by boes
July 9, 2016, 4:45 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Consolidated Joke Thread
Replies: 4157
Views: 188353

Consolidated Joke Thread

A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, 'What is this Father?' The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, ...
by boes
July 8, 2016, 9:46 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Consolidated Joke Thread
Replies: 4157
Views: 188353

Consolidated Joke Thread

Just like a man!! ONLY A MAN WOULD ATTEMPT THIS Just try reading this without laughing till you cry!!! Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop...
by boes
June 30, 2016, 10:23 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Consolidated Joke Thread
Replies: 4157
Views: 188353

Consolidated Joke Thread

A Guy Walks Into A Bar With An Octopus Under His Arm He sets the octopus on a stool next to him and announces: "This is an amazing octopus. I'll bet anyone in this bar $50 that this octopus can play any instrument set in front of it." None of the people could believe this, so one guy brought up a gu...
by boes
May 21, 2016, 9:47 pm
Forum: Society and culture
Topic: Your personal information to immigration ??
Replies: 3
Views: 974

Your personal information to immigration ??

Just wait and see...
by boes
May 21, 2016, 4:05 pm
Forum: Society and culture
Topic: Your personal information to immigration ??
Replies: 3
Views: 974

Your personal information to immigration ??

I can't find anything on the topic in this forum, so i wonder if anybody has been confronted....

http://www.thephuketnews.com/new-person ... WdksLHq.97
by boes
April 6, 2016, 12:46 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Consolidated Joke Thread
Replies: 4157
Views: 188353

Consolidated Joke Thread

Suspicious Wife Wife was sure that her husband was having sex with the maid so she laid a trap. One evening she sent the maid home for weekend & didn't tell husband. That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the same old story. "Excuse me my dear, my stomach is aching," and went to the bath...
by boes
April 3, 2016, 11:39 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Consolidated Joke Thread
Replies: 4157
Views: 188353

Consolidated Joke Thread

His Superior Refused To Call Him By His First Name, Until He Said This ... The crusty Navy Master Chief noticed a new seaman and barked at him, "Get over here! What's your name sailor?" "John," the new seaman replied. "Look, I don't know what kind of bleeding-heart pansy crap they're teaching sailor...
by boes
March 25, 2016, 9:29 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Consolidated Joke Thread
Replies: 4157
Views: 188353

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FIVE ANSWERS WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR: 1. WHAT ARE THE LITTLE BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? They're Braille for "suck here". 2. WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? It's the same as a French kiss, but "downunder". 3. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goo...
by boes
March 25, 2016, 12:25 pm
Forum: General Udon Thani Forum
Topic: English speaking Lawyer
Replies: 15
Views: 2497

English speaking Lawyer

Socksy , please could you pm me too, i'm also looking for an English speaking lawyer ..
by boes
March 23, 2016, 3:21 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Consolidated Joke Thread
Replies: 4157
Views: 188353

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I was working out at the gym when I spotted a sweet young thing walking in. I asked the trainer standing next to me, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there? The trainer looked me over and said; "I would recommend the ATM in the lobby." :fryingpan: The trainer looked me over and s...
by boes
March 20, 2016, 5:31 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Consolidated Joke Thread
Replies: 4157
Views: 188353

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Professor Higgins at the University of Sydney was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscle Contraction' to the first year medical students. This was not a very exciting subject and the good Professor decided to lighten the mood somewhat. He pointed to a young woman medical student in the front row an...
by boes
February 28, 2016, 11:11 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Consolidated Joke Thread
Replies: 4157
Views: 188353

Consolidated Joke Thread

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon." Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby ph...
by boes
February 28, 2016, 11:50 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Consolidated Joke Thread
Replies: 4157
Views: 188353

Consolidated Joke Thread

A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what they need at home? 1st kid says "A computer" Teacher replies, "that'd be very useful, every family should have a computer." 2nd kid says "We really need a lawn mower" and the teacher responds by saying that's an excellent choice. Little jo...
by boes
February 14, 2016, 2:17 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Consolidated Joke Thread
Replies: 4157
Views: 188353

Consolidated Joke Thread

An old bloke, Jimbo, goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is an extremely pretty female Doctor. The Urologist says:"I'm going to check your prostrate today, but this new procedure is a little different from...
by boes
February 11, 2016, 8:30 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Consolidated Joke Thread
Replies: 4157
Views: 188353

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A Bikie came upon an attempted suicide scene. He pulled over and said to the policeman let me talk to her, He walks up and says it would be really nice if a young girl like you would give me a hug and a kiss before you die. She gave him a long passionate kiss and a hug. He said to her why do you wan...

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