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by stattointhailand
September 17, 2019, 3:59 pm
Forum: Money, Finance & Investing
Topic: Hope you'al watch Keiser Report?
Replies: 2
Views: 275

Re: Hope you'al watch Keiser Report?

"Orange coin good, Orange man bad"

seems like a sure fire way to p*ss of the Irish & the Dutch in one go :lol:
by stattointhailand
September 17, 2019, 3:57 pm
Forum: Thailand News
Topic: omani rings the bell 20 times and wont pay bill
Replies: 10
Views: 501

Re: omani rings the bell 20 times and wont pay bill

According to cencus records I'm a christian but In reality I think there is more chance that the Federation of Planets from Star Trek exists than some guy called Jesus Christ
by stattointhailand
September 17, 2019, 2:41 pm
Forum: World News
Topic: UK Economy
Replies: 67
Views: 1980

Re: UK Economy

Whats with this idea of Yellow Hammer being a "worst case scenario" ....... that was disproved days ago when they found the pre cut and paste orig which shows the document with the title as "Base case" (or the EXPECTED scenario) ... The Worst case scenario is the "Black Swan" document, and "kingfish...
by stattointhailand
September 17, 2019, 11:35 am
Forum: U.K.
Topic: British PM to face No confidence vote tonight
Replies: 515
Views: 20985

Re: British PM to face No confidence vote tonight

jackspratt wrote:
September 17, 2019, 9:49 am
At last - a subject Boris can speak about with some authority ......... being a big girls blouse. :roll:
BOJO is to authority what rolled up socks are to a big girls blouse :-$
by stattointhailand
September 17, 2019, 9:16 am
Forum: World News
Topic: UK Economy
Replies: 67
Views: 1980

Re: UK Economy

saint wrote:
September 17, 2019, 9:03 am
Maybe not , but certainly within a week things will be normal , unless of course the E U make it impossible .
Now that is the sort of total bullsh*t you'd expect from a pathological liar like BOJO.

09:00 and still got eyes closed :lol:
by stattointhailand
September 17, 2019, 9:11 am
Forum: Thailand News
Topic: omani rings the bell 20 times and wont pay bill
Replies: 10
Views: 501

Re: omani rings the bell 20 times and wont pay bill

Poor man didn't understand what "ringing the bell" meant, and after the 20th time his THAI GIRLFRIEND or ANY of the Thai staff were not in a fit state to tell him :-"
by stattointhailand
September 17, 2019, 6:59 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Those were the Day's
Replies: 16
Views: 732

Re: Those were the Day's

"We had to cancel all that weekend's gigs."

Head of Elgin Church Hall not impressed when told he had to return to Elgin Library and re-hire the Glenn Miller and Bing Crosby 78's he had just returned from the previous weekend :-$
by stattointhailand
September 16, 2019, 7:04 am
Forum: Sports, Leisure and Adventure in Udon Thani
Topic: Solheim cup
Replies: 5
Views: 332

Re: Solheim cup

Needing to win ALLTHREE remaining matches to win the cup ..........think the girls have been watching Ben Stokes :lol:
by stattointhailand
September 15, 2019, 7:30 pm
Forum: World Sports
Topic: Ashes 2019
Replies: 145
Views: 4388

Re: Ashes 2019

It all started to go tits up for England when that numpty Anderson declared himself fit for the first test. Despite being a bowler short England should have kept their foot on the Aussies throat when they were 118 for 8. :( Now that just wouldn't have been "British" old chap, cant kick an opponent ...
by stattointhailand
September 15, 2019, 7:08 pm
Forum: Sports, Leisure and Adventure in Udon Thani
Topic: Solheim cup
Replies: 5
Views: 332

Re: Solheim cup

Given your liking for Serena Williams on the tennis tour, can we assume the Coventry crusher Laura Davies is your golfing idol :lol:
by stattointhailand
September 15, 2019, 9:24 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Those were the Day's
Replies: 16
Views: 732

Re: Those were the Day's

Sorry guy's i meant what aftershave you had starting with. I remember old spice. I have never used aftershave. One of my earliest memories is going to a field to pet a cat and her kittens. This was on the advice of new neighbourhood kids who said I had to do this if I wanted to be friends with them...
by stattointhailand
September 14, 2019, 3:51 pm
Forum: Sports, Leisure and Adventure in Udon Thani
Topic: Solheim cup
Replies: 5
Views: 332

Solheim cup

Nice to see that the American ladies have prepared properly for the Scottish Summer
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by stattointhailand
September 14, 2019, 3:45 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Those were the Day's
Replies: 16
Views: 732

Re: Those were the Day's

I think the reason that just about every teenage boy in UK used Old Spice Hi Karate etc was the fact that (just like babycham) it was advertised to the extreem in the run up to xmas. Just about every aunt/grannie etc thought they were doing you a favour when they purchased loads of the stuff from th...
by stattointhailand
September 14, 2019, 2:11 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Those were the Day's
Replies: 16
Views: 732

Re: Those were the Day's

4 of my 5 brothers were into making small bombs. We made our own gunpowder, or emptied shotgun shells and repurposed the powder. Anything that would flash, bang, or boom.....we were interested. Never to damage anything, just stuff to do. We would also stuff match heads into small containers, wrap t...
by stattointhailand
September 14, 2019, 12:14 pm
Forum: General Udon Thani Forum
Topic: Do we have celebrity amongst us?
Replies: 4
Views: 495

Re: Do we have celebrity amongst us?

tamada wrote:
September 14, 2019, 11:51 am
I met Lulu at the Two Red Shoes dance club in Elgin back in February 1964. Got an autographed picture and a snog... not bad for an 8 year-old.
Don't "SHOUT" about it tam :lol:

If she was 8, how old were you ? :-k
by stattointhailand
September 13, 2019, 11:37 pm
Forum: World Sports
Topic: Ashes 2019
Replies: 145
Views: 4388

Re: Ashes 2019

Smiffy out LBW ..... and for less than 100 ..... better send him back to batting school
by stattointhailand
September 13, 2019, 10:41 pm
Forum: World Sports
Topic: Ashes 2019
Replies: 145
Views: 4388

Re: Ashes 2019

Not sure what deal Smiffy did with the devil during his "dark hours", but it must have involved the devil arranging for any ball that gets caught being knocked from the fielders hands ...... happened FAR TOO OFTEN to be coincidence :evil:
by stattointhailand
September 13, 2019, 7:40 pm
Forum: World Sports
Topic: Ashes 2019
Replies: 145
Views: 4388

Re: Ashes 2019

When the hell will the England bowlers learn ...... DO NOT get the Aussie openers out ........ you KNOW what comes next

14 - 2 has already become 55 - 2 at lunch and will no doubt be 200 - 2 pretty soon :evil:
by stattointhailand
September 13, 2019, 7:10 pm
Forum: U.K.
Topic: British PM to face No confidence vote tonight
Replies: 515
Views: 20985

Re: British PM to face No confidence vote tonight

This comes from the cabinet office who are trying to convince everyone that it will all be luverley ... :-$ No wonder they wanted it to be kept secret https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSKzH-nGaYQ Saw that on the news . Dont dwell on the fear factor , Its a worst case scenario that COULD happen , not...
by stattointhailand
September 13, 2019, 6:36 pm
Forum: U.K.
Topic: British PM to face No confidence vote tonight
Replies: 515
Views: 20985

Re: British PM to face No confidence vote tonight

Lone Star wrote:
September 13, 2019, 2:15 pm
jackspratt wrote:
Nothing that you think about me should preclude you from providing a critical, brilliant and specific analysis of Victor Davis Hanson's historical view of the relationship between the UK and Europe.
Its exactly what you would expect from an "American Military Historian"

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