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by Rocking Tim
March 16, 2024, 1:53 pm
Forum: General Udon Thani Forum
Topic: Light bulb moment
Replies: 2
Views: 246

Light bulb moment

Any "Bright" ideas where I can buy light bulbs with Bayonet fitting.
Have been round all the big DIY's but to no avail
by Rocking Tim
October 15, 2018, 2:08 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Consolidated Joke Thread
Replies: 5676
Views: 483883

Re: Consolidated Jokes

OIL
to make olive oil you grind & hammer the olives to a pulp & then extract the juice.
to make corn oil you grind & hammer the corn to a pulp & then extract the juice.
to make vegetable oil you grind & hammer the vegetables to a pulp & the extract the juice.
So, how do you make baby oil ???
by Rocking Tim
August 16, 2018, 8:33 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Consolidated Joke Thread
Replies: 5676
Views: 483883

Re: Consolidated Jokes

Q
what's the difference between a Rock guitarist & a Jazz guitarist

A
a Rock guitarist plays 3 chords in front of thousands of people
a Jazz guitarist plays thousands of chords in front of 3 people
by Rocking Tim
August 16, 2018, 8:22 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Consolidated Joke Thread
Replies: 5676
Views: 483883

Re: Consolidated Jokes

PATIENT :
doctor please help me, I keep thinking I am a Fillet steak

DOCTOR:
wow that's interesting you sit there while I get a pen & paper. I want you to tell me everything there is to know about this condition.

PATIENT :
oh no I didn't come here to get Grilled
by Rocking Tim
July 20, 2018, 10:19 pm
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: Consolidated Joke Thread
Replies: 5676
Views: 483883

Re: Consolidated Jokes

old Burt finally retires & with his lump sum decides to treat himself to something he has always wanted a pair of really expensive cowboy boots. spends all weekend trawling the town centre & eventually settles on the snazziest leather cowboy boots he can find. he gets home & proudly stands in front ...
by Rocking Tim
January 12, 2018, 6:49 pm
Forum: World News
Topic: FAST EDDIE CLARK
Replies: 3
Views: 880

FAST EDDIE CLARK

very sad to see the death of FAST EDDIE CLARK
now all the original members have left us :cry:
R.I.P. MOTORHEAD
BORN TO RAISE HELL
will never be another band that crossed so many genres & influenced so many other bands
by Rocking Tim
November 21, 2017, 6:54 pm
Forum: General Udon Thani Forum
Topic: AC/DC LEGEND MALCOLM YOUNG DIES
Replies: 11
Views: 1169

Re: AC/DC LEGEND MALCOLM YOUNG DIES

not there biggest fan
but whenever a rock legend passes away it's always a sad day.
hope he is up there now enjoying a beer with Lemmy & Bowie & Glen Frey & the rest of the top rockers we have lost recently.
R.I.P.
by Rocking Tim
April 24, 2017, 6:13 pm
Forum: General Udon Thani Forum
Topic: Happy St George's Day
Replies: 7
Views: 627

Re: Happy St George's Day

Happy st George's day to all on udonmap
Whilst I listen to the sounds of true Englishmen
Iron Maiden 666
by Rocking Tim
February 4, 2017, 4:12 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous goods for sale/wanted/free
Topic: Restaurant equipment for sale
Replies: 10
Views: 2278

Re: Restaurant equipment for sale

is this Chris's place , the restaurant just up by the big Honda bike dealer ?
if it is, I am interested in the gas stove.
but not over until April so if it is still for sale I will call in .
by the way what is the width in cm
by Rocking Tim
January 1, 2017, 5:20 pm
Forum: General Udon Thani Forum
Topic: CAR AUCTION
Replies: 2
Views: 978

CAR AUCTION

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL FROM THE UK there is a car auction site on the 216 road as you head from the Honda big wing up towards the airport. just wondering if anybody has been to it / bought anything from it / or has had any dealings with them. will be over in April & might look to have a browse ro...
by Rocking Tim
December 3, 2016, 6:14 pm
Forum: General Udon Thani Forum
Topic: Bathroom and Kitchens etc New Mega Mall In Udon
Replies: 13
Views: 1757

Re: Bathroom and Kitchens etc New Mega Mall In Udon

I have been watching the building go up over the past couple of years.
built a house just behind there ready for my retirement in a few years
glad to see it is now open & will be visiting in april when I come over for a holiday
& can hopefully finish off the fixtures & fittings
by Rocking Tim
March 26, 2016, 4:53 pm
Forum: World News
Topic: AC/DC
Replies: 83
Views: 12629

AC/DC

I think KYLIE & JASON are available :D
by Rocking Tim
March 26, 2016, 4:49 pm
Forum: World News
Topic: AC/DC
Replies: 83
Views: 12629

AC/DC

ok so I have just managed to stop laughing ( or was I crying ) at the thought of the great AXL fronting a joke band like AC/DC. !!!! are you serious !!!! next thing you'll be wanting a proper guitarist like SLASH !!!
G**N**F**N**R :evil:
by Rocking Tim
December 6, 2015, 7:29 pm
Forum: Where to Buy Things in Udon
Topic: DECENT SIZED COOKER
Replies: 10
Views: 1005

DECENT SIZED COOKER

Thanks for the replies has anyone seen a belling cooker in udon or anywhere in Thailand for that matter
by Rocking Tim
December 5, 2015, 6:49 pm
Forum: Where to Buy Things in Udon
Topic: DECENT SIZED COOKER
Replies: 10
Views: 1005

DECENT SIZED COOKER

does anybody know where you can buy a decent sized cooker. I am looking for a double oven with a six ring hob. gas preferably been to all the usual places i.e. home hub, home pro, index, global house, etc but they only have small cookers & the built in ones. don't mind second hand as long as its rea...
by Rocking Tim
October 11, 2015, 11:25 am
Forum: General Udon Thani Forum
Topic: New to Udonmap
Replies: 5
Views: 788

New to Udonmap

Hi to you all
Just finished building a house in udon with my thai wife with the plan of retiring in maybe 6 to 8 years. We are both living and working in London now.
Will be asking many questions in the future and hopefully getting some sensible answers
But for now just saying hello

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