Holme or Holm?

A great actor, anyway.

Good job your not British then , so you wont have to worry yourself sick over the alleged mismanagement over everything . You must be beside yourself now the death toll has gone past 40,000 . Still well below your guestimate of between 100,000 and 200,000 of not so long ago . =; =; I'm afraid GT se...

Thanks Jack and I hope you're keeping well.

I had to look up taxonomy - now I know.

There is a difference between describing the British media in opposition to English. Maybe the Daily Express and the Daily Star versus the East Anglian Daily Times are good examples. I take your point, though.

They are actually Scots, did you not read that in the Guardian. I think Dad is Scots but Mum hails from Huyton. I don't read the Guardian. :D :lol: That might be one reason the English media roughed them up. I didn't know that. I'll borrow Jack's hat and ask if you could provide a link as I'm inter...

Admittedly, the British police have spent alot of money investigating the mystery but it's probably also quite difficult accessing the evidence when Johnny Foreigner* controls the case. The Germans seem to have done rather a good job if they have the right man. The alleged Perp is also being intervi...

This is good to know. Life wouldn't be the same if Guns wasn't coming across the deck at yer with a lob on.

I sincerely hope they can find this little Girl alive and well http://www.perthnow.com.au/lifestyle/uk-police-say-gang-of-thieves-snatched-madeleine-mccann-in-a-burglary-gone-wrong/story-fnhlcwnp-1226795199295 It doesn't look good, Aardy. German police believe she's dead. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news...

Drunk Monkey wrote: ↑

June 1, 2020, 9:31 am

Time for a DM posting sabbatical and try to get my deep fried Wurzel Gumidge head functioning n back to business... ready for July.

DM

Yeah, do it. You don't need to post, just sit back, read and larf.

Short fingers? Short, fat pinkies? It sounds like you have been violated by a Thai dwarf, Choi Choi. Something that some chaps on this forum would pay good money for. Benign prostatic hyperplasia (BPH) Also called prostate enlargement, is a noncancerous increase in size of the prostate gland. Sympto...

Fantastic!

Did you get his 'phone number? I hope his fingers weren't too fat and he had cut his nails.

What lubricant do they use?

Or do they give you a muscle relaxant like Amyl Nitrate?

'They don't like it up 'em, Mr Mainwaring!'

Khun Paul wrote: ↑

June 1, 2020, 8:03 am

Had the Umbrella test eons ago, a little painful , but generally any procedure that sticks things into your orifices will be painful

AlexO wrote: ↑

June 1, 2020, 9:55 pm

Some of the procedures are not painful at all, just uncomfortable as its a new sensation.

Zidane wrote: ↑

March 28, 2020, 8:32 am

My post was about stopping the spread of the disease....hundreds of people, day after day, in a confined area... think about it.

Yeah, I get it - small office with lots of people.

It needs to be closed.

Agree with that.

Jingjai put out some good posts. Always a pleasure to read and a respite from the handbag bashing that's usually resorted to on these forums (me included).

Hurtful, Officer IC Udon Map must be an Aston Villa supporter.

Religion and science have always clashed, although they were once considered one and the same thing.

All said, this Pope has some character about him - an improvement on his predecessors.

Officer IC Udon Map, you removed my Coventry City stadium post for Alan.

I'm hurt, I thought we were pals.

A proper character but very easy to wind up. You don't need to be nasty on here. Just drop in an off the cuff remark and wait for the reaction. I believe it's called flaming, which is against forum rules but sometimes very funny. :-# I think some people tend to take themselves very seriously and are...

Am I the only one who sees the comedy in this? :lol: Woman says Alex Salmond kissed her after doing zombie impression An SNP party worker has claimed Alex Salmond did an impression of a zombie before kissing her on both cheeks then trying to kiss her on the mouth. The witness, known as Woman J, said...