You could fix it for 'em, what with you being our mechanic.

Drunk Monkey wrote: ↑

September 14, 2020, 7:43 am

There used to be an UM Member staunch Southend fan (i think Kenny ???) obviously in hiding nowadays...

DM

Beer Monkey was the Southend fan.

Kenny got an acting job on South Park.

Earnest wrote: ↑

August 16, 2020, 4:49 pm

Hmmm, I'm not sure, but you think they were all furloughed?

tamada wrote: ↑

August 19, 2020, 9:13 pm

Maybe not all but none of them was going to die because they didn't get a European summer holiday.

Yeah, true.

So when can we start talking about the football then?
I know all the rules and everything.

papafarang wrote: ↑

August 16, 2020, 5:57 pm

Strangest dish I ever make was for a Thai , spicy fried snails and custard . she ordered it a couple of times a week

Stab me vitals, RBM, a gaggle of snails slithering through custard could make for a messy dish.

But not with cracked black pepper like I recommended, rather upsetting, old chum. The peppers steak pies ended up a mix of cracked black pepper and some green peppercorns in , we made 90 of them so plenty in stock. Sunday lunch day . for those with a sweet tooth we have peaches and ice cream too. O...

After the collapse of Carrilion, I wouldn't be too effusive about "English construction", eh? Gosh yes, I checked that, they were headquartered in Wolverhampton prior to collapse. :shock: They were building the relief road out the back of our town when they went pear-shaped and another company had ...

Hmmm, I'm not sure, but you think they were all furloughed?

Interesting to note that the 26-44 demographic probably captures the bulk of the non-essential English summer holidaymakers who just had their soujourns in Spain, France, Netherlands and (maybe) Greece royally shat upon by the UK's latest weird government science. If people can't suss out for thems...

'Now look here, Yanks,
I know it's your ruddy train set
but I like to talk about the footy
and give 747 a hefty slap on the
ar$e when he needs it and I think
this thread may do the trick'.

But not with cracked black pepper like I recommended, rather upsetting, old chum.

https://i.imgur.com/5LJCwyA.jpg I agree westers - but slipping in and out like you do, you are in danger of wearing the same label. Yes, probably. In UK as a whole, there were 3 deaths recorded in the latest 24 hours with around 1012 being identified as infected. Is the shape of the viral impact on...

Holme or Holm?

A great actor, anyway.

Good job your not British then , so you wont have to worry yourself sick over the alleged mismanagement over everything . You must be beside yourself now the death toll has gone past 40,000 . Still well below your guestimate of between 100,000 and 200,000 of not so long ago . =; =; I'm afraid GT se...

Thanks Jack and I hope you're keeping well.

I had to look up taxonomy - now I know.

There is a difference between describing the British media in opposition to English. Maybe the Daily Express and the Daily Star versus the East Anglian Daily Times are good examples. I take your point, though.

They are actually Scots, did you not read that in the Guardian. I think Dad is Scots but Mum hails from Huyton. I don't read the Guardian. :D :lol: That might be one reason the English media roughed them up. I didn't know that. I'll borrow Jack's hat and ask if you could provide a link as I'm inter...

Admittedly, the British police have spent alot of money investigating the mystery but it's probably also quite difficult accessing the evidence when Johnny Foreigner* controls the case. The Germans seem to have done rather a good job if they have the right man. The alleged Perp is also being intervi...

This is good to know. Life wouldn't be the same if Guns wasn't coming across the deck at yer with a lob on.

I sincerely hope they can find this little Girl alive and well http://www.perthnow.com.au/lifestyle/uk-police-say-gang-of-thieves-snatched-madeleine-mccann-in-a-burglary-gone-wrong/story-fnhlcwnp-1226795199295 It doesn't look good, Aardy. German police believe she's dead. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news...