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by Drunk Monkey
October 18, 2021, 8:28 am
Forum: World Sports
Topic: English Premier League 2021/22
Replies: 631
Views: 15010

Re: English Premier League 2021/22

Oh dear Statts ..be worried very worried

https://www.skysports.com/watch/video/s ... -as-normal

DM
by Drunk Monkey
October 18, 2021, 7:45 am
Forum: Travel & Transport
Topic: Inter Province travel
Replies: 49
Views: 3169

Re: Inter Province travel

Yesterday traveled by road from.Ud to.Bkk .. Zero checks fir covid only showed docs to get into ware housing compkex 2 standard check points for car tax n tea caddy topping up collections between KK n Korat Lots of off road flooding seen Road flooding between Korat n Siikhio guessing half a meter de...
by Drunk Monkey
October 18, 2021, 7:22 am
Forum: World Sports
Topic: Grass Roots Footie 2018/19
Replies: 1262
Views: 66384

Re: Grass Roots Footie 2018/19

555 !! Yer Goin' Down 555 !! Scunny Yer Goin' Down 555 !! Been saying exactly that since before the season kicked off dumbo .. so tell me something i dont know. Doesnt matter what league they play in i will remain claret n blue all way thru ..Scunny are my team... im more concerned they will go out...
by Drunk Monkey
October 18, 2021, 12:09 am
Forum: World Sports
Topic: English Premier League 2021/22
Replies: 631
Views: 15010

Re: English Premier League 2021/22

Everton loose .. oh dear ..how sad .. nevermind.

Newcastle richest club in .world ...playing in
THE CHAMPIONSHIP league if they dont buck up statts .

Dm
by Drunk Monkey
October 17, 2021, 9:12 am
Forum: World Sports
Topic: Grass Roots Footie 2018/19
Replies: 1262
Views: 66384

Re: Grass Roots Footie 2018/19

Ooops for got the link .. not so much the game more so fan protest as they locked the main gates to the stadium entrance road .. safe and peaceful protest to remove Chairman Swan .. alas after failing with bolt croppers they brought in some thing a bit heavier duty in the form of a tractor. Sad time...
by Drunk Monkey
October 17, 2021, 7:02 am
Forum: World Sports
Topic: Grass Roots Footie 2018/19
Replies: 1262
Views: 66384

Re: Grass Roots Footie 2018/19

555 !! Yer Goin' Down 555 !! Scunny Yer Goin' Down 555 !! Been saying exactly that since before the season kicked off dumbo .. so tell me something i dont know. Doesnt matter what league they play in i will remain claret n blue all way thru ..Scunny are my team... im more concerned they will go out...
by Drunk Monkey
October 16, 2021, 8:59 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: My first beer
Replies: 21
Views: 820

Re: My LAST beer

DMFeeling a bit fuzzy this morning and even mi dogs wont lick me ...... hence forth It is will great sorrow i confirm that after 40 years slurping ale i have decided that enough is enough and i will be quitting as of today ..

DM
by Drunk Monkey
October 16, 2021, 8:56 am
Forum: Community Events
Topic: Udon Flat Earth Society (UFES)
Replies: 118
Views: 3894

Re: Udon Flat Earth Society (UFES)

Indeed a marveloso splendido afternoon from which DM came away unscathed with 8 cones and a take away beef stoo.. I can confirm i passed the UFES mensa test purely by wearing my shirt not back to front and reciting the alphabet backwards... alas due to the current cold snap it appeared some members ...
by Drunk Monkey
October 16, 2021, 8:51 am
Forum: World News
Topic: Queen Liz and her health
Replies: 4
Views: 224

Re: Queen Liz and her health

Rumour has it Lizzie will be the guest speaker at next weeks UFES meeting .. marvelous.

DM
by Drunk Monkey
October 15, 2021, 7:40 am
Forum: Open Forum
Topic: My first beer
Replies: 21
Views: 820

Re: My first beer

A friend and I ditch the last day of school and went to the Tainui Hotel in school uniform Staff didnt even blink about underage drinkers Tainui Hotel was a Dominion Brewery pub so would have a few jugs of DB DID THE SCHOOL UNIFORM HAVE SLEEVES ??? As previously stated my first slurp was Double Dia...
by Drunk Monkey
October 15, 2021, 6:32 am
Forum: World Sports
Topic: English Premier League 2021/22
Replies: 631
Views: 15010

Re: English Premier League 2021/22

Tagged your post with my predictions in red Statto Leeds to lose and Everton to draw? :-k I need the Toffees to lose, really. Looking at the Everton players missing i may have been a bit hasty .. more likely West Ham will nick it... other than that cast iron predictions ..bet yer Rolls Canardley on...
by Drunk Monkey
October 15, 2021, 6:29 am
Forum: General Udon Thani Forum
Topic: Weather in Udon ?
Replies: 1499
Views: 89743

Re: Weather in Udon ?

Nasty this morning .. circa 5;45 n still pitch black , been raining for hours here in the posh part ov town and even mi dogs didnt fancy their walk n stayed in bed.. dull dreary and steady rain ... sounds like a tourist information vid for Cleethorpes. Forecast rain rain n more rain today and a day ...
by Drunk Monkey
October 14, 2021, 5:22 pm
Forum: World Sports
Topic: World Cup 2022 (at the moment)
Replies: 56
Views: 2222

Re: World Cup 2022 (at the moment)

Laan Yaa Mo wrote:
October 14, 2021, 4:45 pm
Canada dispatched Panama 4-1 last night in Toronto in an important soccer Football match.
Well it was a football match ..corrected above LYM :lol:

Dm
by Drunk Monkey
October 14, 2021, 9:31 am
Forum: Community Events
Topic: Udon Flat Earth Society (UFES)
Replies: 118
Views: 3894

Re: Udon Flat Earth Society (UFES)

With the last renegade UFES member NZ 001 now receiving his second vax im pleased to say all current members are now fully inoculated and he can rejoin the main table for tomorrows meeting... indeed ideas to introduce the UFES VAX Passport will be discussed and voted on. Tomorrows speaker for a chan...
by Drunk Monkey
October 14, 2021, 7:31 am
Forum: General Udon Thani Forum
Topic: Weather in Udon ?
Replies: 1499
Views: 89743

Re: Weather in Udon ?

Well put my nuts in a mouse trap it appears the forecasters got it right ... steady rain all night starting at circa 10pm and its still mizzling now , looks like plenty still in the sky as well.. lovely 26/27 cool temps today ...and similar for next couple of days.

DM
by Drunk Monkey
October 14, 2021, 7:27 am
Forum: Travel & Transport
Topic: Inter Province travel
Replies: 49
Views: 3169

Re: Inter Province travel

Those were the days Statto .. my first drink as ayougster was via Ind Coope in the form of cans of Double Diamond... though i soon took to others such as Old Tom mild and John Smiths Bitter. I still have my hat n boots but only where them on special occasions such as the birth of a bay in the family...
by Drunk Monkey
October 14, 2021, 7:23 am
Forum: World Sports
Topic: Grass Roots Footie 2018/19
Replies: 1262
Views: 66384

Re: Grass Roots Footie 2018/19

Been keeoping a close eye on goings on at Glandford park but as yet Cox has not been sacked .. protests to remove Chairman Swan are on going and this Saturday fans are vowing to stay away from Scunnys next heavy defeat when they entertain Forrest Green Rovers who sit at the toppa the league 2 table....
by Drunk Monkey
October 14, 2021, 7:18 am
Forum: World Sports
Topic: World Cup 2022 (at the moment)
Replies: 56
Views: 2222

Re: World Cup 2022 (at the moment)

England remain unbeaten even after a below par effort against Hungery.. whilst WELL DONE to the Jocks who enjoyed another lucky win and are sitting pretty second in the group.. too early to celebrate yet Tam as ther group is tight ...as tight as ?? a camels arse in a sandbox maybe.

DM
by Drunk Monkey
October 14, 2021, 7:11 am
Forum: World Sports
Topic: English Premier League 2021/22
Replies: 631
Views: 15010

Re: English Premier League 2021/22

Early thoughts Watford v Liverpool. 1-1 'pool probably without Firmino (travel) Jota (not expected to be fit to start), and unknown if either Thiago or TAA will be back. Watford without K ing but will no doubt have been "tinkered" with all week to prepare for a new manager bounce. Villa v Wolves 1-...
by Drunk Monkey
October 14, 2021, 7:04 am
Forum: General Udon Thani Forum
Topic: Snakes?
Replies: 29
Views: 2621

Re: Snakes?

Btw there is a snake hotline in Udon ..part of the ambulance service they come out n snaffle slippery snakes FOC. DM Right you are, chief. Do you still have that hotline number? Asking for a friend. I do not as its all in squggly Ernie .. but Dao has it inside her phone ..i will ask her when she wa...

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