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A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on manhood first. When the fun was over, though, he quickly realised that he couldn't remove the instrument from his penis. He tried every button on the instrument without s...

What’s it coming t, now you can’t say anything if this is the benchmark Hank Haney talking on a radio show “During Wednesday’s show on SiriusXM Haney and co-host Steve Johnson were discussing this week’s U.S. Women’s Open. When asked to predict a winner Haney said, “I’m gonna predict a Korean.” “I c...

A friend of mine just txt me that she’s got swelling on her arse, legs & boobs...

I thought that's far too much inflammation!🧐🧐

A lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest with whom she began talking, "Excuse me Father, could I ask a favor?" "Of course my child, What can I do for you?" "Here is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated hair remover gadget for which I...

Can anyone give an opinion as to if this laptop is worth buying for 16000 thb
I just want for basic computer use- email, Kodi, browsers
No gaming or need for fancy graphics
Thanks

One day a travelling salesman was driving down a country road at about 30 mph when he noticed that there was a three-legged chicken running alongside his car. He accelerated, but at 50 miles per hour, the chicken was still keeping up. After about a mile of running the chicken disappeared up a farm l...

My wife was standing in her underwear, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment. 'I replied, "Your eyesight's darn near perfect." ..... And then the trouble started...😳😳😩😩🤓🤓🤣...

Well it could happen

My Dad,s was
Moshe visited his mate Uri who was scraping off the wallpaper in his lounge
Moshe asked URI “ re decorating?”
Uri replies” no, I’m moving next week “🧐

Stan needs to just not look at this thread
He obviously doesn’t know how to laugh

The hospital's consulting dietician was giving a lecture to several community nurses. The rubbish we put into our stomachs and consume should have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is terrible. Fizzy drinks attack your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with msg. Vegetables can...

That’s not the only thing that is shrinking and neither are due to GW

Can’t argue with this

Do you still sell/swap / buy in good condition paperbacks?
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Could happen

Old fella was in the garden cutting veg for sunday dinner when he tripped and fell on the knife killing himself. After ambulance had been and gone, and all was quiet in the street again, a family friend came round to offer their condolences. Eeee Elsie, i'm so sorry to hear whats hapenned. What you ...

a boy and his dog playing on the beach and dog goes in the sea and gets into trouble and starts crying A Jewish man comes bye and asks why is he crying. He says my dog’s out there can you save him? So Jew swims out and saves the dog. When the boy is reunited with his dog he says thank you and asks m...

She couldn’t organise a p*ss up in a brewery
Get back to her role as Maleficent