EUREKA FOR EARNEST

Post by **downunder** » September 16, 2014, 9:51 am

Found, a Friend for Earnest. should KEEP YOU WARM ON A COLD NIGHT.
HER NAME "ERNESTEIN"

Post by **GT93** » September 16, 2014, 12:23 pm

This is going to be a good thread. Members matchmaking for other members.

Post by **GT93** » September 16, 2014, 1:10 pm

I'm a bit concerned what someone might post as a photo for downunderstein given the said member's avatar.

Post by **downunder** » September 16, 2014, 2:45 pm

Bring it on!! I can take the joke that this thread was meant to be.

Post by **GT93** » September 17, 2014, 1:59 am

Earnest must be busy hunting for a photo of downunderstein. She's probably a 20 year old Rajabhat student with a lovely smile, a very short skirt and very nice legs? I don't think any photo from Earnest is going to come close to this although such a photo would be very welcome.

Post by **Earnest** » September 17, 2014, 4:04 am

Bugger me with the regimental silver, I wouldn't go near her with yours, Down Under.

GT93 wrote:Earnest must be busy hunting for a photo of downunderstein.

Au contraire, old bean, I've been trying to placate my latest constant companion, Able Seaman Itchikawa, honourable sailor of the Emperor's Navy. Thanks to Down Under, my faithful Japanese chum thinks I've been boning maiden aunts from Melbourne.

'Don't leave me, I love you, no ----, Earnest San!'

You're a bounder, Down Under.

Post by **downunder** » September 17, 2014, 7:01 am

EARNEST, I am very sorry if I have offended you, my intention was definitely not to do that. My reason was that you were quite open when you posted Butch men, such as the guy in the leather jacket, the thread we had that I could make a choice between GT and yourself where I said someone will be disappointed led me to believe it would be ok. Please accept my sincere apology. Downunder San

Post by **GT93** » September 17, 2014, 8:28 am

Downunder I think you upset Able Seaman Itchikawa. He thinks Earnest has been cheating with your former matronly Melbourne girlfriends.

Post by **downunder** » September 17, 2014, 8:35 am

Should I send him an apology too, although if Able Seaman Itchikawa reads the thread he may well understand Earnest complete devotion toward him.

Post by **Earnest** » September 17, 2014, 1:04 pm

'Him no speak Engrish'.

Post by **GT93** » September 17, 2014, 2:24 pm

555

And Mrs Downunder says "Khun Downunder not speak Thai". However he speaks excellent Strine.

Post by **downunder** » September 17, 2014, 5:06 pm

Mrs Downunder say as boy Japanese Khun Downnunder not speak Japanese?.
For the record I do not speak Strine. Do not think its necessary unless I am talking with friends and do not want the GTW to know what I am talking about.
What him name that young boy Earnest, I think he has Sister, name Yoko Itchimicki who work at the Titontongue Bar in downtown Tokyo

Post by **Earnest** » September 21, 2014, 4:00 am

Here's the wee chap, farting on his mates.

His sister's name is 葵

She wrestles other ladies in Sumo competitions.

'Down Under comes from Australia? Ain't that the country with the cr@p rugby team?'

Post by **Harpo** » September 21, 2014, 4:21 am

Poor old Ernie....for one that writes such cr@p forum articales and replys....then one could reason that you would be an authority on cr@p rugby teams....what say you old chap Ernie, what was that little ditty / song with the character Ernie in it, Benny Hill thing, cannot recall, must also be insignificate.....cheers harpo.....

Post by **GT93** » September 21, 2014, 4:30 am

I wouldn't want to wrestle the sister.

Downunder, unlike Harpo, won't be much concerned by the Aussie rugby team (who are improving). He will be more concerned if he's teased about his crappy Aussie Rules team - the Carlton Blues. At the start of the 2014 season they expected to be one of the strongest sides in the competition. They didn't even make the finals (top eight).

I can't dine out on this too much as my team although it made the finals has even bigger problems than Carlton. A long story. Downunder can throw more mud at me on this than me at him.

Apart from her clothes, the sister looks a bit Thai to me. She looks like she eats too much som dtum. A few udonmap members might have dated her.

Post by **Earnest** » September 21, 2014, 4:50 am

Harpo wrote:for one that writes such cr@p forum articales and replys....

I say, articales and replys?

Is English your second language?

Post by **GT93** » September 21, 2014, 4:53 am

No Earnest, I think Harpo has just got home after an all night session on the turps and fired off a few volleys before collapsing into bed. He isn't get any younger and his spelling has to be excused in these circumstances.

Post by **downunder** » September 21, 2014, 8:38 am

Have little interest in Rugby, lot of bum sniffers.

Post by **macca46** » September 21, 2014, 8:49 am

Have a look at the now and then photos you will see Earnest in his younger days as Royal Marine?????????

Post by **Earnest** » September 21, 2014, 2:51 pm

Where?

downunder wrote:Have little interest in Rugby, lot of bum sniffers.

Only in the changing rooms.

Need to clarify that for the readers.